Tom D02 End Of Days

D2: That's right, it's the end of days.
D2: In a subterranean space, deep beneath the earth, right along the spine…
D2: A display rolls over.
D2: 9 -> 8
D2: Your stupid butts are parked in the stupid pews.
D2: But here, lemme bring out something to talk to you.
Eris: "Oh, goodie."
Zen: "What are you going to do now "
D2: Bouncing jankily, hanging limp, its eyes as lifeless as ever - the stuffing mostly shredded out, one of its eyes missing, it's what's left of the ever-so-lovable Huggable D2!
D2: Yippee, it's everyone's friend, this stupid thing.
D2: …The voice doesn't even sound like it's coming from it.
Linlea: "… I feel kinda bad now about that."
Eris: "Eh."
Maria: "Don't bother."
D2: It hangs from a piano wire. It jiggles up and down a little.
Zen just rubs his forehead "Let's… Just get this over with"
Linlea gives the doll a stern look. "Drugging people is bad!"
Maria: "I still don't know why you guys ate that."
Eris: "It was free!"
Maria: "From the hands of the enemy!"
Eris: "I mean, we still won."
D2: You know the whole stupid story now, don't you?
Maria: "Most, at least."
Charlotte: "There might still be some gaps, I supposed."
D2: Ugh. Anyway, let's look at what happened.
D2: Did a battleship crash through the manalands and destroy a monster fortress? Yes.
Eris: "Okay, but only if you don't bring in more monsters crying about how awful they used to be."
D2: Did I get to see the Prince die? No I did not.
D2: What's in the cards for tomorrow…
D2: …Well, maybe a bunch of your friends dying to the fiend one of them created with his own hands. That'd be fun.
D2: I'm going to have to lose Hobes, aren't I? Pity. He's useful.
D2: …I'll have to think about what familiars to prepare next.
D2: Heheheh…
D2: Hehehehe…
D2: …There's one I really really really really really really
D2: really really really really really really
D2: really really really really really really
D2: really really really really really really
D2: really really really really really really
D2: really really really really really really
D2: really really really really really really want to make
Zen: "You're trying really hard"
D2:
D2: …But it's going to have to wait for later.
Lucnephwyr: "YOU SUCK"
Lucnephwyr: "AND NOT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE WITHOLDING A NARRATIVE PAYOFF WITH THAT SET OF REALLYS"
Eris: "Oh, my."
D2: Oh hi team dies to trash, I was wondering if any of you would show up.
D2: Wow, at least the humans can kill things right.
Maria: "You'd think monsters would have an easier time killing things, but apparently not."
Zen: "Doesn't quite fits their theme"
D2: Heheh, isn't that right?
Lucnephwyr: "THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOBILITY"
D2: You think the humans are worse, but that's just because you've been around them longer.
D2: …The monsters are disgusting in their own wa.
Lucnephwyr: "BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO GRASP DOING ANYTHING THAN STANDING AROUND LOOKING BIG TITTIED"
Maria: "I'm just saying, monsters eat people, but you need to kill them to eat them…."
Eris‘ opens her mouth to admonish Maria, realized she’s probably going to laugh if Shisoku dies to his on fiend too…
D2: Maybe let's shine a spotlight on that tomorrow.
Eris: "Wow."
Eris: "Tell us how you really feel, Luc."
D2: D2 tendrils pick Lucnephyr up and strap duct tape over his snout.
Maria: "I'm sorry, is the wyrmling saying something?"
Lucnephwyr: "IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT,"
Maria: "All I heard was a lot of grumbling."
Lucnephwyr: "YOU'RE GONNA NEED A LITTLE MORE POWER THAN THE NARRATIVE."
D2: Wait
D2: Wait
Zen puts a hand on Luc's shoulder "If you keep fightin' Maria we're not going to be done today"
D2: Why The Fuck Don't I Have Ops
Lucnephwyr: "YEAH."
D2: ….Euuuuuuuugh.
Linlea scratches her cheek before glancing at Maria and then Lucnephywyr. She shakes her head before turning to Eris. "So which one of us created that fiend?"
Zen: "Finally realizing how much you fucked up?"
Linlea: "I feel like I missed something."
Eris‘ glances over in Linlea’s direction, rubs at her face.
Maria: "Judging by Eris' inner monologue, Shinzou did."
Eris: "Shiz…Shin…whatever his name was with the staff, created one of the biggest and baddest fiends -"
Eris: "Yeah, that big baby back there."
Shinzou: "Do you guys not read logs? Don't make me tell the whole sob story twice."
Eris‘ points at Shinzou.
Maria: "I will. Eventually."
Linlea: "I only know things I see!"
Linlea crosses her arms before pouting.
Shinzou: "Ah. Principles."
D2 wraps a bit of piano-wire around one of the arms of Huggable D2’s carcass and waves to Shinzou with it.
Lucnephwyr: "ANYWAY THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF DEATH, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER."
D2: Hello!!!
Lucnephwyr: "PROBABLY GONNA END UP KILLING SOME MONSTERS TOO."
Shinzou: "…I actually can't sass, I've been riding the 'ordinary country doctor' act as far as I could take it."
Shinzou: "Luc I'm so proud of you."
Lucnephwyr: "PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO IT, AND ALSO CATCHPHRASES."
Lucnephwyr: "MY HEART IS TWENTY-FOUR HOUR FULL POWER, THAT IS WHY THERE IS ALL THE SHOUTING."
Eris‘ sighs, resting her arms on the back of the pew while leaning her head backwards to look at the rest of the group.
Linlea taps Shinzou on the shoulder. "Is he uh… always like this?"
Eris: "You feel better now, Luc?"
Charlotte: "I guess he’s just acting his age."
Shinzou: "No but this is amazing."
Lucnephwyr: "NO, ACTUALLY, I HAVE A LOT OF RESERVATIONS THAT PERSIST"
Lucnephwyr: "BUT"
Lucnephwyr: "MOST OF THOSE WILL BE RESOLVED THROUGH KILLING, AND ALSO DESTROYING."
Eris: "I can't even imagine why, everything has gone your way 100% of the time."
Lucnephwyr: "REMEMBER THAT TIME WE DIED TO TRASH"
Lucnephwyr: "PEPPRIDGE FARMS REMEMBERS"
Eris: "You wanted that!"
Eris: "Deep in your heart,"
Eris: "You wanted to lose, for the Prince."
Shinzou: "I mean he's not currently snacking on humans -or- basking in eternal peace I don't think any of his goals are being fulfilled right now."
Eris: "Admittedly I keep not kissing Linlea too. Fair point."
Linlea: "…"
Lucnephwyr: "IT IS OKAY, TODAY'S SESSION HELPED"
Eris: "There's a lot of things we pretend to not notice when we're awake, Lin." Eris grins.
Charlotte giggles behind a hand.
Linlea: "I really don't understand that joke. At all."
Eris: "You would be."
Eris: "Mortified."
D2:
D2: Anyway.
D2: Tomorrow, I think I'll set Prospero on fire with a monster army.
Eris: "Sounds like a plan!"
Linlea: "Oh. That guy from the first day is coming back with reinforcements?"
Lucnephwyr: "DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED TO THE ARMY, TOO"
Lucnephwyr: "BECAUSE"
Lucnephwyr: "I'LL STOP THEM AS WELL"
D2: You think I'm attached?
D2: What was it that she said…
D2: "I want to see them all gurgling blood in the snow" .
D2: Ha ha…
D2: That sounds nice.
Eris: "So."
Eris: "Daddy issues or Mommy issues, by the by?"
Charlotte: "Maybe both?"
Shinzou: "I think the answer to that's gonna be 'yes'."
Linlea: "I was kind of curious about that as well. There's so much about parents I don't understand…"
D2: "People like us…"
D2: "Don't really have parents."
D2: "Right?"
D2: "So…"
D2: "Neither."
Charlotte: "Tell that to Maria. Or Primula."
Lucnephwyr: "THAT'S HORSESHIT YOU TOTALLY HAVE THEM"
Eris: "I mean,"
Maria: "Why are people so confused by that???"
Lucnephwyr: "IT'S JUST THAT THEY BORNE YOU OF COWARDICE AND PAIN"
Eris: "You were talking about your parents."
Eris: "We saw ya."
Zen: "That does not implies a lack of issues"
Lucnephwyr: "AND AS SICKNASTY EDGELORD AS THAT SOUNDS, WELL, HERE WE ARE"
D2: "What?"
D2: "They're just stories."
Eris: "Yeah,"
Eris: "Your stories."
Lucnephwyr: "OH NO THIS SOUNDS LIKE EXACTLY THE KIND OF RUN-UP THAT MAKES ME GO EAT DINNER"
Lucnephwyr: "AWOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Eris: "And we're about to run through 'em with a giant red marker."
Eris: "And ruin everything."
Lucnephwyr: "have a fun end of day."

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