EC Session 8.4

Afternoon, Merch 3 Boltday. //
…well, at least there was already a crater there.
Trombe: "Recalibrating landing algorithm."
Trombe: "Subsequent landings should not be as rough."
Cassandra_Lionheart braces for impact against Eric anyways..
Pak c.c
Trombe - sans passengers, scattered elsewhere in the crater - gets up and walks out of the crater
ORN: "Trombe unit, Specify the nature of urgency regarding Pak?"
ORN picks up a chunk of leg and melds it back on
Eric_Lionheart ows and starts healing himself and the party.
Pak blink
Pak starts getting up.
Hector: "…anyone mind telling me what happened?"
Hector is laying flat on his back, not quite sure how he got there.
Trombe: "Uncertain na-"
Trombe is interrupted by Fyl running by, picking up Pak, and running off into the city.
ORN: "… Sexual."
Cassandra_Lionheart is sitting on the ground..with Eric's shredded pants in her hands.
Trombe: "…nature now calculatable."
Pak wa-ah
Hector sits up. "Well, that makes sense."
Eric_Lionheart thankfully has White Mage robes that conceal things.
ORN: "This Unit strongly recomends any requests made by those not of This Group be carefully reviewed and passed on to This Group before actual execution."
Fyl ends up at the Mignons' shop. "Okay, I got him! Commence with the fitting~!"
Pak squiiirm. "H-hey, Fyyyyl. c.c;"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Oh..Um…"
*furiously blushes, and hands Eric's cloth back*
Pak: "W…wa- what are you-?"
The Mignons peer from the recesses of their shop, eyes carefully measuring Pak.
Eric Lionheart: "Thank you Cassandra."
Cassandra Lionheart: "You are welcome, sweetheart."
Pak: "U-um… c_c What am I being fitted for?"
The eyes almost look as if they are peering right through Pak's clothing, taking in his every measurement as if he was clad as he was upon birth.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Maybe we should see about repairing them.."
ORN: "This cannot end well."
Sakha holds her head "What is happening now…?"
Fyl: "You'll see~. I made something for you…"
Eric Lionheart: "I'll just get new ones."
Pak: "Oh? c.c"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Ok."
Pak looks curious.
All four Mignons leap into a blur of action. The only one moving slow enough for Pak to see is Fyl, keeping arms locked around his waist to keep his privates private, though most of the activity seems to be around his head.
Pak: "W-waaaaah @_@"
When it ends, Pak finds himself in front of a mirror - still in Fyl's hands. New headgear now crowns him - a black cap with white cloth draping around in back.
Fyl: "You like? It's more magical than metal."
Pak blink.
Pak tilts his head.
Pak: "…It's a nun hat or something."
[OOC] WC GM: Item get: Holy Mitre
Pak looks up at Fyl, a bit perplexed.
MignonRose: "Tell Cassandra we've finished working on her sword nyo!"
Pak: "Well… okay… but… why did you make me a nun hat? n.n;"
Pak 's cat ears stick up under the cloth, still rather visible.
Fyl smiles. "I saw a design for it in ancient books. It can keep you warm and safe, even from arrows, even if it's all you're wearing."
Pak: "…c_c;"
Pak: "I-i have other clothes, though!"
The look in her eyes gives no doubt as to exact what she is picturing just now.
[OOC] ORN: not for long if you ain't careful
Pak points at his skin-tight outfit.
Pak: "S…see? c/‘`/``/c"
Fyl is almost drooling now. "Yesss…"
Pak: "…D:"
Fyl regains her composure. "Ah! I mean…w-we should go and…"
Pak: "A…ahh, um…"
Pak: "…I’m still confused, b-but thanks. It feels like a nice hat. c.c"
A hankerchief comes sailing in from somewhere in the store. Fyl applies it to her nose.
Hector helps Sakha up and brushes her off a bit.
It comes away with only a touch of red.
[OOC] Pak: So Pak is now wearing a nun-hat and a skin-tight catsuit.
[OOC] WC GM: Yep
[OOC] Pak: …c_c
[OOC] WC GM: And it is having an effect on Fyl
Sakha: "Thanks…"
She says dryly, still kinda annoyed.
Hector: "S'pose we should go follow Pak."
Felicia: "…"
[OOC] Hector: brb, need to make lunch
Pak: "…Um… kay."
Cassandra_Lionheart gets up slowly, and looks at Eric "Yes, lets get Pak now."
Pak: "Thanks a lot for the present!"
Eric Lionheart: "Why not. Lets go."
Pak tries to exit the store before he gets dragged off someplace~
[OOC] ORN: er, did he ever put any clothes back on? because as far as I can tell they stripped him, put a hat on him, and that's it
[OOC] Hector: Fortuitousness! I get downstairs and my aunt asks to buy me lunch at the mall.
[OOC] Hector: Not that I'm going, but she said she'd get something for me.
[OOC] ORN: cool
[OOC] ORN: I'm eating another chunk of the cake I made last night
Fyl follows Pak.
[OOC] WC GM: They didn't strip Pak. They may have tried, but Fyl prevented that.
Pak: "Ah, so…"
Pak: "um…"
Pak turns, blushing. "Er, did you hear the news about the Aeons?"
ORN follows closely
Pak: "They ended up being freed~"
Fyl: "Hmm?"
Pak: "So all my weird friends are now running around in the wild."
Pak: "I'm not sure if there's any in refuge yet.'
Fyl: "…oh. I heard a report on that. Most of them are still on their way - the ones who you healed."
Pak: "Ahh, okay."
Fyl seems more attentive now that she has something else on her mind.
Fyl: "I saw one of them flying around earlier."
Fyl: "But most of them went to fight Grav, didn't they?"
Pak: "I-i'm really happy about it…~ :3 It's nice that all those things that helped me out get to run around now."
Pak: "…Oh, yeah."
Pak: "Yes, a lot of them did- the non-wounded ones."
ORN: "They will recieve appropriate assistance from This Group soon."
Pak: "…Oh Hi ORN."
Pak turns and waves.
Fyl blinks, looking back.
Pak: "I got a new hat. Apparently that was the emergency?"
Hector waves. "Hey, lil' bro. Got yourself a new hat, I see."
Eric Lionheart: "…A hat?"
Sakha: "Where did Pak go anyway Hector?"
Fyl blushes. "I…may have overstated things."
Pak: "W-well, I dunno."
Sakha: "Oh we found him…"
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Pak and smiles "Nice hat."
ORN nods
ORN: "Do not worry. This Unit is simply here to ensure safety."
Eric_Lionheart hmms. "It seems we all are getting lots of new items lately."
[OOC] ORN: and to watch
Fyl: "Oh! Speaking of, the Mignons said Cassandra's sword is ready."
Pak: "Yes~ That's right!"
Cassandra Lionheart: "My family sword! Mind if I go get it?"
Hector: "Heh, this is probably the most consistent string of good news we've had in a while."
Sakha taps Hector solidly on the head with her wand
Pak: "Well, we just won a war and all."
Pak: "There's nothing left but the moon."
ORN: "And soon after not even that!"
Pak: "And if we're very, very lucky, we won't even have to mess with it if the Aeons mess with it~"
ORN: "… Except for other worlds"
Eric Lionheart: "Lets worry about our world first, ORN."
ORN: "And whatever groupings are composed of multiple worlds"
Cassandra_Lionheart walks towards the Mignon's shop.
Hector rubs his head.
Hector: "Man…"
Near the front, Cassandra sees her family sword - glittering in the sunlight, its point embedded in a slit in the floor.
Eric_Lionheart follows Cassandra.
It seems to practically radiate power.
Hector: "Probably a good a time as any right now t'go restock. M'sure we're all in need a'potions 'n remedies 'n all that."
[OOC] ORN: that's no good, its leaking it all over the place!
[OOC] WC GM: Cue the Zelda Master Sword get BGM.
Cassandra_Lionheart sees the sword, and picks it up over her head.
It shines even brighter for a moment…
Eric can barely see the Mignons taking advantage of this, pouncing on Cassandra and adjusting her armor similar to what they did to Pak earlier, but there is no modesty guard this time.
[OOC] ORN: in which time hector has become creepy and bald?
[OOC] ORN: but there's a quest to fix that
Cassandra Lionheart: "Okay, the ONLY thing that would ruin this moment.."
*stops talking, and sheathes the family sword* "If only dad was here seeeeeee…."
Eric gets occasional glimpses of…well, good thing he saw it all already.
Eric_Lionheart blinks and just…watches. He knows better then to get within range of the Mignons by now.
Cassandra_Lionheart blushes furiously.
Sakha: "… I get by fine without such things…"
The Mignons retreat when done. Cassandra feels her new armor as she sheathes her sword.
Eric Lionheart: "…Wow."
Cassandra_Lionheart looks down "Wow is right."
[OOC] WC GM: Items get: Lionheart sword and Genji Armor
Eric_Lionheart wonders if it's a good thing or a bad thing he doesn't require the services of the Mignons.
Cassandra Lionheart: "I like this."
*unsheathes her sword, and swings it around for a bit, as if she is trying to get a feel for the weight of the sword.*
It almost looks like a beam should come from that blade when she swings it. Almost.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Nice. I wish I has this sooner."
Eric_Lionheart hrms. "So you got that sword, and I got this staff…I bet we could take on Grav no problem now."
Cassandra Lionheart: "No, not really. I feel better if we did that as a team."
Hector has probably been to Mignonshop enough times that he's not really fazed by the colors and details anymore.
Hector: "Is their brand a'fashion even your thing, Sakha?"
Sakha: "Not really… not everyday anyway."
Hector: "But for special occasions?"
Eric Lionheart: "Well, if I think you and me can do it, we'll have Grav beaten before dinnertime for sure with the others!"
Hector scratches the back of his head. "It's a little weird that the one who fits their style best is a guy."
Sakha: "That's Pak for you… But yeah, the occasional special occasion…"
[OOC] Hector: I'll be back in twenty minutes. Turns out I should go along to the mall after all.
[OOC] Hector: Not eating in, but it's Saturday and there might be lines.
Pak: ":3"
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Eric "We could..But I have liked working together with the rest of my family here."
Eric_Lionheart hmms. "Think we should tell them what we got planned?"
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Eric "Yes, we should. They have a right to know." *kisses him on the cheek*
Eric_Lionheart nods, blushing a bit. "Alright then."
Pak ?
Cassandra Lionheart: "We got some news."
Eric Lionheart: "Indeed."
Pak: "ah?"
Cassandra_Lionheart shows everybody THE ring "Eric and I are getting married, as soon as we save the world."
ORN: "? ? ?"
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at ORN "What is up?"
ORN: "Explain?"
[OOC] Sakha: for a second I read that as "As soon as we end the world"
Pak: "c_c"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Well, as soon as us."
*points to everybody* "Saves the world, Eric and I are going to get wed in holy matrimony."
Pak: "…Is… that okay?"
ORN: "A what?"
Pak: "I mean, aren't you two related? Or… is it not like that?"
ORN: "Cousins. Possibly closer, given the unlikelyhood Ax-II would be willing to breed with anything"
ORN stares at Pak, more confused
Cassandra_Lionheart does not know HOW to explain this.
Eric Lionheart: "…"
ORN: "Is that an issue of some form?"
Pak: "Well."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Eric..Um, I don't know HOW to explain this to be honest."
Pak: "I dunno."
Eric Lionheart: "I'm at a loss of words as well."
Sakha: "That's fine isn't it…? It's not like they're siblings."
Pak: "It isn't really an issue with Mithra, because of male-rarity-levels."
Pak: "But I dunno how humans handle it."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Eric, I wish your mom was here to explain this to ORN."
Eric Lionheart: "That would be nice right about now."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Well, to be honest. I really am not part of the family. And Eric is a cousin…But a distant cousin."
ORN: "Well what Is it?"
[OOC] Sakha: Too bad Eric isn't a Summoner. Ba dum ching
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Eric "I think."
[OOC] ORN: heh ^^;
Eric Lionheart: "Don't look at me, the family tree is a bit confusing."
Pak knows what marriage is, but doesn't have as much experience with it.
Pak: "Um."
Pak: "It's like…"
Pak: "…Two people mate.'
[OOC] ORN: this is probably tougher to explain than why kitty will never wake up, to something that's not spent years surrounded by it.
Pak: "Only afterwards, they stay together."
ORN: "… Fused?"
Pak: "No."
ORN: "That seems rather problematic for movement"
Cassandra_Lionheart looks…lost now.
Pak: "They're not fused."
Pak: "It's… some sort of… legal… is it legal?"
ORN: "You are not even certain whether or not it is considered a crime???"
Eric_Lionheart puts a hand on his forehead.
Pak: "No, it's not a crime, I just don't remember if it's state-sanctioned.'
Cassandra Lionheart: "It is legal.."
*sighs* "Maybe we should have kept it secret…"
Pak: "There's legal unions between two mithra sometimes in Seaburg. Sometimes they're both girls."
Pak nod.
ORN: "Explain 'stay together'. Why would this require specification if not placed in opposition to separating afterward?"
Pak: "Okay, it's like this."
Pak: "Two people love each other. And decide that they want to love each other for the rest of their lives."
ORN nods
ORN: "Yes?"
Pak: "So they get this big ceremony, declaring them husband and wife."
Pak: "And they're legally bound to each other."
Pak: "Not /physically/, legally."
Sakha: "So they tell the goverment what they're doing which makes them recognized as family and they get all the benefits."
Pak: "It's like… adoption."
ORN: "So their love requires legal binding and a change in titles in order to be valid? Is it that weak?"
Pak: "Uhhh. I think it's more for the sake of their children."
Pak: "I dunno, I don't really get it."
ORN shares pak's confusion
Pak: "I mean, we're taught in Mithra lands just to have kids with whoever we want."
Pak: "I don't think that's entirely right either though."
ORN: "… How so? would you prefer to produce offspring with ones you dislike instead?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Ok..Well, anyways, you are all invited to the ceromony."
*smiles, and blushes*
Pak: "No, 'cause it… like, there's not a lot of attachment between the dad and their kids."
Pak: "It's kinda impersonal."
Pak: "c_c I mean, I might end up having lots of kids, maybe even with different people. But I don't wanna just lose contact with them!"
ORN: "… That does not appear problematic; as long as the decendants are raised in a productive and effective manner to ensure their capability and happiness, there should be little issue of 'whom' does so?"
Pak says this confidently! "I wanna get to stay near my kids! It's a pride thing!"
ORN: "Ah."
Pak: "Or at least go and visit them and stuff!"
ORN: "You wish to remain so as to brag about their size, numbers and capabilities."
Pak: "…Yeah!"
ORN: "Similar to other craftsmen and their works."
Pak: "…"
Pak: "Sure!"
Cassandra_Lionheart sells her old armor and sword back to the Mignon's
Fyl grips Pak ever so slightly tighter. "And you *will* be staying near your kids."
Pak is still standing right next to Fyl as he yells all this. Wonders if this is helpful or unhelpful.
ORN: "This seems reasonable enough, but does not explain nor validate the 'marriage' argument"
Pak sq-queak.
Cassandra_Lionheart giggles.
The Mignons seem to be in a ninja mood right now. Cassandra's purchases are rung up and the money exchanged, without her actually seeing them.
ORN: "One would think one such as Pak simply does so, without being legally forced to."
Pak: "…Well… I mean, I still wanna travel around…"
Pak: "But if everything is made safe, then Fyl can actually travel with me. c.c"
Fyl: "Yes."
Pak: "Or… something."
Pak seems nervous with her right behind him like that. c.c;
ORN: "It seems unlikely one with no wish to see their produce would be of much effectiveness or find much interest in them, legally bound or not"
Pak: "…"
Fyl slides her arms around Pak meaningfully. "You and me, together."
Pak turns and pokes Fyl's stomach. Suddenly looks worried.
Fyl just smiiiles.
Pak: "…;_; F-fyl. I'm suddenly worried about something."
ORN: "You will be joining This Group, then?"
Pak: "You still haven't gotten pregnant… w-what if that means I'm sterile or something? From space lasers? ._."
Fyl: "I would if I could, but I am needed here for the moment."
[OOC] ORN: ha! who needs condoms when you have space lasers?
Pak: "Then I couldn't have your kids. ._."
Fyl: "Actually, I have been taking countermeasures."
Pak: "Oh?"
Pak: "…Eeeh?! W-why didn't you tell me?! C_C"
Fyl: "You never asked~."
Fyl: "I stopped today. They should wear off in a week."
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Eric lovingly, and kisses him on the cheek.
Pak: "I-i've been worrying all this time that my body's been mutated beyond reproduction!"
Eric_Lionheart can't help but chuckle.
Pak: "…"
Fyl kisses Pak.
ORN: "? it seems natural enough for one to not create offspring if one does not wish to at the time."
Pak: "Well… I might still have that problem, but… I guess…-mmph."
Sakha: "I'm actually surprised…"
Eric_Lionheart hugs Cassandra.
Fyl leans into the kiss, bringing Pak horizontal to the ground, before releasing the kiss.
Cassandra_Lionheart hugs back and smiles "Right now, let us worry about saving the world first."
Pak m-mmph?~ c/‘`/``/c
Eric Lionheart: "Yes, or there won’t be a world left to have kids on."
Cassandra_Lionheart nods and gets serious.
ORN nods
ORN: "There should be plenty of time for you to craft offspring while travelling to the next world in sequence."
Pak: "…We don't know of any other worlds yet, ORN. >_O;"
ORN: "This being a large part of the reason why there should be plenty of time."
ORN: "Most of those listed in the Yeti database were annihilated."
ORN: "Ah. But none of this has actually explained marriage or its validity…"
Pak tries to crawl out from under Fyl.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Well..It is tough to explain."
ORN: "It also appears to be complex for little effective reason. It may be preferable to simply proceed directly to crafting and loving, as opposed to performing such a ceremony."
Fyl lets Pak go, giggling quietly to herself.
Pak blushes.
Pak: "Hey, Fyl. I forget, can girls get married to each other in Mithra-land?"
ORN: "Not to mention the legal enforcment side appears somewhat of a damper, making it appear as though love would quickly deteriorate without a binding contract"
Fyl: "…you mean up north, the land of our ancestors?"
Fyl: "I…don't know if they even do marriages there. Just, claimed mates."
Fyl: "And that's only for making babies."
Eric Lionheart: "Anyways, when are we leaving to go to the moon?"
Fyl: "I know some girls in Seaburg who've gotten married to one another."
[OOC] Hector: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
ORN: "As soon as possible, Eric. Assuming all required equipment modifications have been obtained. All that remains is ensuring the validity of transport methods there, and potentially for a return; This Unit is unsure how long the growth and modification of Self-controlled propulsion would take in the aftermath of Grav's elimination."
Pak: "Hm."
Pak: "I know that they don't really like boys and girls getting married here, but it's not outright illegal."
Pak shrugs.
ORN: "Consideration of environmental conditions are also required."
Hector puts his hand on Pak's shoulder. "Soon as you wanna get married, though, tell me, so I can be yer best man."
Trombe: "Transport launch frame estimated completion 12 hours."
Eric_Lionheart hmms thoughtfully. "This idea might sound silly, but how about a double wedding?"
ORN: "… Define launch frame"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Huh?"
Pak: "…c_c I don't know if I'm gonna get married."
Trombe: "Assistant unit to aid in escaping gravitational well."
Pak looks at Fyl. "…Well, it would be nice to have some sort of connection to Fyl here…"
ORN: "Source and composition?"
Pak: "But… Marriage is so old-fashioned…"
Trombe: "Principal constructor is Kupostein. Composition is optimised for single use."
Pak suddenly nods and grabs Fyl's hand.
Fyl: "?"
ORN: "This Unit would recommend love instead of marriage. Simply integrate Fyl to This Group and enjoy. Celebrations are common enough where This Group travels anyways."
Pak: "Hey~ Let's get matching tattoos or something!"
Fyl blushes. "S-sure!"
Pak: "Or is just having your kids enough?"
Fyl: "That too."
Pak: "Kay. I don't know any tattoo places, so breeding will do."
ORN: "… Kupostein."
Hector was kind of hoping to see Sakha in a sexy formal dress.
ORN: "For extraatmospheric travel."
Pak lets go of her hand. "Now what are we doing again?"
Trombe: "Affirmative."
ORN would stare even more blankly and dumbfounded at Trombe if he was capable of it
Hector rubs his chin. "Am I the only one who feels like waitin' for marriage?"
ORN looks at Hector for a moment
Trombe: "Trombe unit has support for travel after launch unit expires."
Pak: "It's because you're responsible."
Hector: "At your ages…"
*suddenly feels a little old*
ORN: "Given all descriptions given recently, This Unit would recommend against it entirely if you prefer love to it."
ORN: "Why install bureaucratic chains on one's appreciation of another?"
Hector: "'sides, a rogue like me, he's gotta keep his options open, if he's got someone."
*puts his arm around Sakha*
Sakha: "Could also be cultural… though I admit my schooling in Refuge has me a bit more accommoda- Hector….?"
Hector: "Hm?"
Sakha eyes the arm.
ORN goes over to the mingons, against his better judgement, for a bit
The Mignons are still in ninja mode, but ORN knows they are present and listening.
ORN: "As time is of the essence, the schematics on the Trombe Unit's modifications are required of you."
ORN: "Notably the assimilation-defense methods."
A note floats down from the ceiling.
Note: "What schematics?"
ORN: "This Unit require specifications on the systems."
Hector looks at the arm, then to Sakha, then smiles.
ORN: "Not enough time is present to research and compensate for the yeti-designs, and a bypass may be required in the near future. Additionally, Should the Trombe Unit suffer catastrophic damage at any point, repairs or reinforcement are required."
Sakha: "…"
There is a bit of silence.
ORN: "Pride in your modifications means little if it disallows repairs should they be damaged in the process."
ORN: "Assimilation of defended-yeti-technology will also proceed more smoothly, ensuring a safer operation on the hostile planetoid."
ORN: "This Unit would suggest combination capability of heavily modified, nonstandard parts to be a point of pride on your part anyways, rather than something to avoid."
Eventually, another note comes down.
Note: "We wanted you to stop raping him. Even though he wouldn't call it that."
Pak: "c_c"
Pak: "…"
Pak looks around for Trombe.
Pak: "…"
Pak looks at Orn.
[OOC] WC GM: Pak's in the store with ORN?
Pak was just outside the store. Got curious and peeked inside.
Pak: "…Uh."
Pak: "…That's really, um. Awkward."
ORN: "Overlay integration is more akin to adding armor and external systems, though anchored with internals"
ORN: "It was also required at the time: This Unit prefers its own mobility."
ORN: "Additionally, you have little right of such accusations given your "
haste" in modifying others in This Group. Should This Unit also mention what happened to certain caves and villages?"
ORN: "your recent modifications to the Trombe Unit were done without consent or prior knowledge, unlike This Unit's temporary overlay."
ORN: "You "
surprise-raped" the Trombe Unit."
ORN: "You have little room for such complaints in comparison."
Pak c_c
[OOC] ORN: yeah coming from those three that's DAMN insulting
Pak: "…"
[OOC] ORN: ^^;
[OOC] WC GM: Four, actually.
Pak heads outside. This conversation is too weird even for him.
Another note comes down. "Hot ORN on cave action?"
Even as the note comes down, ORN can hear a slap, and a giggle.
ORN: "… . That… can be arranged if that is your price."
Cassandra_Lionheart sighs and walks out also.
ORN: "This Unit is also capable of simultaneously pleasuring your multitude if that is what is required."
Hector: "I've heard enough. Sakha, let's get outta here."
And another note. "I apologize for Mignon Blanc's behavior nyo. But we do not hav the specifications you seek nyo. Truth is, we did not write them down nyo. And Trombe agreed to be upgraded nyo."
[OOC] ORN: I have no idea whether or not that should count as a seduction roll because their minds are kinda alien but its at 80 if you want me to roll
ORN: "The Trombe Unit expressed concern and regret over the source of these modifications. Effectively having been tricked."
[OOC] WC GM: Nah, it was just one of them being silly.
Sakha shrugs and leaves with Hector.
ORN: "If you lack the specifications, describe, or specify sources."
[OOC] Hector: When the ROBOT has Seduction and it occasionally WORKS, then you know the campaign's gone off the deep end.
[OOC] ORN: oi oi. Women love shiny things. ORN is shiny. Women love ORN.
Another note. "Kupostein nyo. The way you speak of moogles seems to have infected Trombe nyo."
[OOC] Hector: Does he have eyebeams? Bitches love eyebeams.
[OOC] ORN: its simple and reasonable.
Hector takes his arm off of Sakha. "I think I'm going to do a little supply shopping. Ya can come along if ya want."
Sakha: "Sure whatever
Hector starts off towards the general sundries store, wondering why Sakha can't just be NICE and ENTHUSIASTIC to him for once.
ORN: "Techschool designs are dangerous, unreliable, prone to backfire and generally inferior to PMA crystaline-magic based technologies."
ORN: "The race itself is dangerously narrow and shortsighted, often attempting experiments against all better reason, even at diplomatic risk or when innocents may be involved."
Another note. "Says you nyo. I've been using the best of both since before you were built nyo!" This one…almost seems to have been burned into the paper itself.
ORN: "It is only natural any sentient non-organics would develop a dislike of them."
ORN: "The "
best" of both does little to aid the issue of the "average" of the moogle part."
ORN: "And even less for addressing their disregard for safety and innocent life in their experimentation."
ORN feels a presence behind him. It is Noir.
ORN: "This Unit is no fool, and understands that though inferior, some of their technologies function regardless"
Noir moves to the door leading outside, gesturing for ORN to follow.
ORN follows
Noir stays mute while padding her way to a nearby alley.
Once Noir and ORN reach the alley, she sighs, turns, and speaks.
Noir: "You've got Blanc in a wierd mood and Rose furious. Lilas is trying to get them back to normal."
Noir: "I…don't think they'll be of any help for the rest of today."
ORN: "?"
Noir: "Look. I know what you wanted and why."
ORN: "Of course. This Unit specified this at first."
ORN: "The anger is the confusing part"
Noir: "But the way you asked? You aren't going to get it - not before blastoff."
ORN: "Explain the offense?"
Noir: "Besides, the information isn't in an easy to deliver form. One thing I've learned about them? They're mad geniuses - most of their inspiration comes, is built, and doesn't get written down much."
ORN: "… So.. if a particularly good design required multiple copies, how…?"
Noir: "Documenting what they did in minutes would take days - and it's boring, so they're not likely to."
Noir: "That's the thing. Just about everything they do is individual works. One-offs."
Noir: "SO different from what I'm used to."
ORN: "… hm."
ORN: "This still does not explain their apparant anger"
Noir: "Rose considers some moogles her best friends. You insulted them."
Noir: "I'm not saying that everything you said wasn't exactly right."
Noir: "But having it rubbed in her face like that?"
Hector is shopping. "Well, let's see…yeah, I could use this, and this. And some of these…"
ORN: "That would explain a certain level of animosity."
The clerk at Hector's store is a bit sleepy - apparently still recovering from the party the previous night.
Noir: "I'll…see if I can get you some notes. But it's going to take time. You're not going to get the designs until you get back from the moon, that's for certain."
[OOC] Hector: Postseason upgrade. :E
ORN: "That is relatively problematic, given This Unit's reasons for asking in the first place…"
Noir: "It's the best I can offer."
ORN: "However, given your stated lack of documentation regarding your works, This Unit understands your problem."
ORN nods
Noir: "Besides."
ORN: "This Unit does thank you for your explanation."
Noir: "This is the first conversation I've had in days where I haven't been forced to say…THAT."
ORN: "… the 'nyo' suffix?"
Noir flinches, then nods.
ORN: "You appear quite reasonable. If you require more such conversation in the future, Seek out members of This Series, or obtain travel to wherever This Unit is."
Noir: "I do not know how long my sanity will last. But…I can't honestly say I mind, given what I'm getting."
ORN: "Perhaps modification for alternate modes would aid you."
[OOC] Pak: Wait, how did a huge-ass yeti hang around the ceiling?
ORN: "Alternatively, a secondary outlet for your thoughts, such as This Unit."
Noir: "Some say you were planning to travel to the stars, when this is all over. …maybe I can talk them into letting me come with you, to spread their wisdom."
[OOC] WC GM: Ninja
Noir puts a hand on ORN. "For now…stay safe. And take Grav out."
ORN: "Certain others in This Group do not appear to understand the potential need for further dissemination of justice beyond This World. The company may well prove appreciated in the future."
ORN nods
Noir: "And try not to insult Kupostein too badly when you see him."
Sakha haggles so Hector does not pay too much.
Sakha rolled up 1d100: 63 (63)
ORN: "The elimination of Grav is a long-awaited event. Be assured This Unit will enjoy it to its fullest."
Sakha gets a 10% discount.
Hector: "Oh, hey. Thanks. How nice of you."
ORN: "This Unit will return to the Group. Do not forget your own thoughts. A loss to insanity would be regretable."
Noir: "Thanks. And…seriously, don't insult Kupostein."
ORN: "This Unit will attempt to keep quiet on his subject."
ORN nods
Noir: "He and the other moogles put a lot of effort into turning Plainsburg into a cannon."
Noir: "It will probably work."
ORN: "… . ."
Noir returns to the shop.
ORN: "This Unit does not need to specify to you everything currently going through its conciousness on this subject…."
ORN heads back
[OOC] Pak: S…seriously? Plainsburg Cannon? <3
[OOC] WC GM: Yep.
[OOC] Pak: T-that's awesome~
[OOC] WC GM: And that's not quite all…but you'll see.
[OOC] Pak: We're kinda fading out today. c.c
Pak: "…So where are we going now?"
Pak was just hanging around with Fyl, chatting while waiting for people to finish up.
Fyl: "You'll be heading off in the morning."
Pak: "Ahh, is that so?"
Pak immediately tenses, just a bit. "Aha… n.n;"
Fyl: "Trombe says it will take 2 hours to get from here to there, to make sure there's time to set up."
Fyl: "So that leaves 9 hours."
She leers at Pak.
Fyl: "And I have something to let you get a full night's rest in only 4~."
Just then, Pak notices that Fyl has slowly been leading him to her house.
Pak: "…a…ahaha…"
Pak 's tensing levels were justified, then.
[OOC] WC GM: Anyone else have something, or logend there?
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Nope, seems perfect to end on. :)
Pak: "…r-really? W-what kind of item lets me sleep for four hours and get as much rest as if I had slept an entire day?"
[OOC] Hector: I just wanted to go shopping. I'll calculate all shit at 90% price this week.
Ahiru quacks.
[OOC] Hector: Not like I have anything else to do besides play Advance Portable and Disgaea 3.
[OOC] ORN: 3 hours of sex and a pack of stims, pak
[OOC] Pak: 5.
[OOC] WC GM: 5
Oddly, there is no sign of Fakir since the landing…
Fyl just smiles as she leads Pak inside. //
[OOC] WC GM: And no, those aren't related.

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