*Evening, Merch 2 Minday.*

*At least, you think it would be evening by now back home. This far north, the sun is still in the sky.*

*Of more immediate concern are those seven Yeti on your tail - literally, on Trombe's tail, climbing up as it flees from the still-smoking hole in the ground.*

Hector: "Well, 993 down isn't too bad, all things considered."

[OOC] Riia: Prep round check?

*One of the Yeti jumps over the party at Santa! Santa parries at the last moment - the Yeti is knocked back, but Santa hangs limply in Trombe's beak afterwards.*

[OOC] WC GM: Yes, now.

**Hector rolled 1d100 and got 77 for a total of 77**

[OOC] Hector: Nope, no free round.

[OOC] WC GM: Then - Cassandra!

*Cassandra_Lionheart goes and slashes at the Yeti whom attacked santa*

**Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 44 for a total of 44**

[OOC] WC GM: hit

**Cassandra Lionheart rolled 3d12+315 and got 5, 6, 10 for a total of 336**

*Cassandra lands a quick slash on Yeti Grunt A as it is knocked back over the party.*

WC GM: *Battle order: Sakha:29 Riia:29 Eric:26 ORN:25 YetiGruntB:24 YetiGruntC:24 Pak:23 Cassandra:23 YetiGruntG:22 Ahiru:21 Hector:21 YetiGruntE:21 YetiGruntF:21 Felicia:20 YetiGruntA:20 YetiGruntD:20*

[OOC] WC GM: Sakha!

[OOC] Hector: I rolled a 7. Wow.

[OOC] Hector: I need to up my Spd at some point. Probably when my Str maxes.

[OOC] Felicia: Me too! :awesome:

*Cassandra_Lionheart growls*

*Sakha blinks and prepares to fight.*

[OOC] WC GM: Riia!

*Riia Aura Bombs the party.*

[OOC] Riia: Rolling Surge

Pak: "You probably should have charged up instead, Cassie~"

**Riia rolled 1d100 and got 21 for a total of 21**

[OOC] Riia: ….surged. Whoo, Curse(4) on me. Aura(6) on everyone, tho.

Cassandra Lionheart: "I know, but we need to teach these guys a lesson!"

*Eric_Lionheart feels…auraed. Not very useful for him, though.*

[OOC] WC GM: Aren't you affected too?

[OOC] ORNmobile: Aura cancels Curse, lol

[OOC] Riia: Does it? Awesome.

[OOC] Sakha: Glitch?

[OOC] WC GM: Pretty sure Curse happens afterwards.

[OOC] Pak: …But that means Curse cancels Aura, too.

[OOC] ORNmobile: *shrug* Either or

[OOC] Pak: …fff.

[OOC] Pak: So Riia's un-aura'd

[OOC] Hector: What does Aura do?

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Halves CTs.

[OOC] ORNmobile: Indeed

[OOC] WC GM: While I figure it out, Eric!

[OOC] ORNmobile: So fun for you/ssandra

[OOC] Pak: CT time is halved. It's good for getting your attacks off

[OOC] Riia: Mostly for ORN, I think.

[OOC] ORNmobile: Orn spams instants from Paladin >_>

[OOC] Hector: Mrf. Well, it might be useful I'm ever Hasted.

[OOC] Riia: Also Felicia, Hector, and Cassie benefit.

[OOC] WC GM: Actually - Aura does not overwrite Curse

[OOC] WC GM: You can be Aura'd and Curse'd at the same time

[OOC] ORNmobile: It'd be useful for Power Jump if he had any mag to speak of

[OOC] Pak: oh. Okay

[OOC] WC GM: Means your Aura is pointless, but it's still there.

[OOC] Hector: As it stands, I still go last if I do Climhazzard or Thunder Break.

*Eric_Lionheart lifts up his staff, the attachment starting to spin around and glow as a protective barrier surrounds the party. (Protectga)*

[OOC] Felicia: Uhh

[OOC] Felicia: No, you can't

[OOC] WC GM: …oh, right. So Curse overwrites Aura. Devs just confirm that.

Eric Lionheart: "This should provide us some measure of defense…"

[OOC] WC GM: ORN!

*ORNmobile detonates something and lightning flies into the Yeti! Pew Pew!*

[OOC] ORNmobile: WRIA, I: Seal?

[OOC] WC GM: W: Lightning, no I: Seal

[OOC] Hector: Finally! I'm useful!

**ORNmobile rolled 4d12+476,150% and got 8, 5, 7, 7 for a total of 754.5**

**ORNmobile rolled 5d100 and got 63, 26, 79, 90, 58 for a total of 316**

**ORNmobile got a total of 819**

[OOC] ORNmobile: B gets silenced! woop woop

[OOC] Hector: You had to roll seven d100s, I thought.

[OOC] ORNmobile: God damn theres more

[OOC] WC GM: Yeah, 7 targets

[OOC] Hector: We have a Yeti G, and G is the seventh letter of the alphabet.

**ORNmobile rolled 2d100 and got 70, 96 for a total of 166**

[OOC] Hector: G is also the most hotblooded letter of the alphabet.

[OOC] ORNmobile: Tell me how many targets there are when you post the wall of text that is the initiative line then :p

[OOC] WC GM: The init line does tell you. :P

[OOC] ORNmobile: Shush!

*Yetis B and C don't like that. They don't like that at all, not one bit.*

*Yeti C whips up a blizzard to whisk away that barrier!*

**WC GM rolled 9d100 and got 65, 44, 7, 59, 41, 83, 67, 45, 29 for a total of 440**

*Cassandra, Felicia, Hector, ORN, Riia, and Eric lose Protect.*

[OOC] Hector: Auto, so no.

[OOC] ORNmobile: So yes.

*Eric_Lionheart 's attachment stops spinning.* "That's not nice."

[OOC] ORNmobile: We've been over this.

[OOC] WC GM: You lose it for the rest of the round. Restores in Status Phase.

[OOC] ORNmobile: Auto-statuses can be dispelled, but they return in the status phase

[OOC] ORNmobile: Also: Is it just Debarrier, or is it Dispel?

[OOC] Hector: Which is a stupid gameplay element but OH WELL NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME.

[OOC] WC GM: Dispel.

[OOC] ORNmobile: Bye Auto-Reraise/Agility Up D:

*Yeti B then strikes for ORN!*

**WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 92 for a total of 92**

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Losing AutoHaste and Agility Up due to dispel has no point as a note.

**WC GM rolled 2d12+480 and got 11, 12 for a total of 503**

[OOC] ORNmobile: I like my EVA D:

**ORNmobile rolled 1d100 and got 90 for a total of 90**

*ORN takes 503, ARM damage.*

[OOC] WC GM: Pak!

*Pak hm. :x*

[OOC] ORNmobile: HP: 187/574, MP: 194/216, SoS: 143, Limit: 67.421603%

[OOC] ORNmobile: 8D

*Pak decides some more artillery is needed.*

**Pak rolled 1d10 and got 3 for a total of 3**

[OOC] Pak: nah.

**Pak rolled 1d10 and got 3 for a total of 3**

[OOC] Pak: …the game insists.

[OOC] Felicia: FATE SAYS OTHERWISE

**Pak rolled 2d100 and got 52, 44 for a total of 96**

*Pak decides Yeti C should pay for taking away their shields! IN CHOCOBO DOLLARS.*

*Pak opens a portal and C is trampled by chocobos~*

**Pak rolled 5d8+441 and got 5, 5, 1, 6, 7 for a total of 465**

[OOC] Pak: Magical MARM damage

[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra!

*Cassandra_Lionheart goes and Slashes-all of the Yeti ((slash-all goes off on 15))*

*Yeti G tries to finish taking ORN down.*

**WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 6 for a total of 6**

**ORNmobile rolled 1d100 and got 51 for a total of 51**

**WC GM rolled 2d12+480 and got 1, 1 for a total of 482**

[OOC] ORNmobile: Deadooo

*Hits for 482, ARM damage.*

[OOC] WC GM: BTW, just noticed - Sakha's Auto-Haste, so she should have another init on 23.

[OOC] WC GM: Which is now.

[OOC] WC GM: Sakha!

[OOC] Ahiru: Weak Thunder right?

[OOC] Felicia: Weak lots of things

[OOC] WC GM: Aye.

[OOC] Felicia: If theyre the same as previous ones

[OOC] WC GM: Previous ones were W: Fire/Lightning/Water/Bio/Earth/Wind; A: Ice/Holy/Shadow; I: Toxin/Transform

[OOC] Felicia: Ayup

*Sakha throws a Waterga at the Lot of them*

[OOC] Riia: In other words, great with their own stuff, but not so hot to the locals.

*For just a moment, they are all named Lot.*

**Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 73 for a total of 73**

[OOC] WC GM: Hits, W: Water

**Sakha rolled 5d8+441,125% and got 5, 7, 7, 3, 1 for a total of 580.0**

*That hurt. A lot.*

[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru!

*ORNmobile fell down, go kaput.*

[OOC] Ahiru: ORN need PD?

[OOC] WC GM: ORN need PD

[OOC] ORNmobile: HP: 0/574, MP: 194/216, SoS: 143, Limit: 131.184669%

[OOC] WC GM: But the Yeti have focused on him…

[OOC] Hector: Delay to 1, then revive?

[OOC] ORNmobile: He'll come back with auto-reraise 8D

[OOC] Ahiru: Will he if it was dispelled?

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Autoreraise will come back and revive him in the status phase if I recall.

[OOC] ORNmobile: if rezzed at 1, yes, since the status phase is immediately after

[OOC] WC GM: That'd trigger his SOS Haste too, yes?

[OOC] ORNmobile: He has SOS-haste? o_O

[OOC] WC GM: Wait, NM, that's limit form.

*Ahiru transforms into a duck and strikes!*

[OOC] Hector: Duck is not a valid mobile armor mode :E

[OOC] WC GM: It is in this series.

*Ahiru attacks Yeti A*

**Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 46 for a total of 46**

*Ahiru hits, with duckly force!*

[OOC] Hector: I guess Go Nagai is involved. He's crazy enough to make a giant robot duck and make it WORK.

**Ahiru rolled 4d8+322 and got 7, 4, 6, 3 for a total of 342**

*Yeti A is pecked!*

[OOC] WC GM: Hector!

[OOC] Hector: One sec. I need to look up something relevant.

*Hector cracks his knuckles.* "Sente-hisshou! That is the way of battle!" *Faster Tactics: Agi Up.*

*Hector holds the end of his whip and starts to charge. CT-6*

[OOC] Hector: fyi, "sente-hisshou" is a 4-kanji idiom for "victory goes to the one who strikes first".

[OOC] Pak: yay~

[OOC] Felicia: Speed Break >_>

*With the crystal source of pain down, the Yeti next go after the watery source of pain. E and F strike at Sakha!*

**WC GM rolled 2d100 and got 22, 29 for a total of 51**

**WC GM rolled 2#2d12+480(1) and got 1, 6 for a total of 487**

**WC GM rolled 2#2d12+480(2) and got 5, 8 for a total of 493**

**WC GM got a total of 980**

*Sakha is hit for 487, ARM then 493, ARM damage.*

[OOC] WC GM: Felicia!

[OOC] Hector: I wouldn't be surprised if that sent her into Fatal.

[OOC] WC GM: It didn't.

[OOC] Hector: Now THAT'S a surprise.

*Felicia spins her blade high above her head, a vortex of intense wind forming around the party. Grasping the hilt she strikes out, the air carrying on her command and tearing into the ranks of the Yeti!*

**Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 16 for a total of 16**

[OOC] WC GM: She's got 579 max HP.

[OOC] Felicia: Sadly, Ultimates cannot crit

[OOC] WC GM: Hit, though.

**Felicia rolled 4d10+435,150% and got 3, 4, 8, 2 for a total of 678.0**

[OOC] Felicia: Group, Wind, ARM, Ranged, blah blah blah

[OOC] Sakha: HP:-217/579-MP:682/760-Limit:1607/579/868.5/1158/1447.5-SOS:144.75

*Yeti A strikes at Sakha. Yeti D finds a new source of pain in Felicia.*

**WC GM rolled 2d100 and got 52, 60 for a total of 112**

**WC GM rolled 2#2d12+480(1) and got 7, 8 for a total of 495**

[OOC] Ahiru: Sakha's down

**WC GM rolled 2#2d12+480(2) and got 7, 11 for a total of 498**

**WC GM got a total of 993**

[OOC] Ahiru: -217

*Sakha takes 495, ARM damage. Felicia takes 498, ARM damage.*

[OOC] Hector: Unless they're hitting a corpse?

[OOC] WC GM: Err

[OOC] Hector: Is a non-fatal target with less than 0 HP a valid target? I mean, this isn't Romancing Saga.

[OOC] WC GM: Missed the -, but Sakha still has Protect

[OOC] WC GM: So I thought Sakha would still be up

[OOC] Ahiru: oh I do?

[OOC] WC GM: Yeah

[OOC] WC GM: Now, after that third hit, might be down. Or might be up.

[OOC] WC GM: While you calculate - Hector!

[OOC] Felicia: HP: 401/751, MP: 601/601, SoS: 187, Limit: 46.604527%

*Hector swings his whip so the end wraps around the arm of Yeti A.* "Gotcha!" *He sends his full charge of lightning into the Yeti's body.* "Take this!"

[OOC] Sakha: HP:-17/579-MP:682/760-Limit:1407/579/868.5/1158/1447.5-SOS:144.75

**Hector rolled 4d10+360,200% and got 3, 4, 9, 4 for a total of 760.0**

[OOC] Hector: 150% Lightning + weakness = 200%, right?

[OOC] Felicia: S'fine since you're still going last except for Cass, but for the record: You don't have Aura anymore

[OOC] Hector: vs MArm, btw.

[OOC] WC GM: Hector: yes.

*A solid blow. But the grunt still stands…*

[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra!

*Cassandra_Lionheart slashes all the Yeti as planned.*

[OOC] Hector: JUST AS KIKAKU?!

**Cassandra Lionheart rolled 3d12+315 and got 5, 12, 2 for a total of 334**

[OOC] Felicia: I don't get why you don't do that in your bonus round :p

[OOC] WC GM: Flavoring, maybe?

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Becuase I re-read afterward, and slapped myself in the forehead..I keep forgetting I can do slow stuff for free..

*Yeti A looks weak…*

WC GM: *Status Phase - Riia: Curse(3)*

WC GM: *Status Phase - AhiruPak: Protect(5),Aura(5)*

WC GM: *Status Phase - YetiGruntB: Silence(3)*

WC GM: *Battle order: Ahiru:31 Pak:29 Eric:28 Cassandra:28 Riia:27 YetiGruntC:25 Hector:24 YetiGruntE:24 YetiGruntD:23 Felicia:22 YetiGruntA:21 YetiGruntF:21 YetiGruntG:21 YetiGruntB:17*

[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru!

[OOC] Felicia: Hay Eric gimme your turn

*Ahiru Charges in with a series of quick strikes on YetiC*

**Ahiru rolled up 1d100: 20 (20)**

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: wut

[OOC] WC GM: Hit

**Ahiru rolled 4d8+322,150% and got 8, 1, 5, 5 for a total of 511.5**

[OOC] Hector: Entrust. Felicia wants to raep.

**Ahiru rolled up 1d100: 61 (61)**

[OOC] Felicia: Since the two other sources of Fast group damage are gone and Im prolly gonna die next hit :P

[OOC] Felicia: Unless Pak gets doomtrain/<insert group summon> again

[OOC] WC GM: hit again

[OOC] Ahiru: Umm that was for Confuse)

[OOC] Felicia: Dex,EVA confuse, yes

[OOC] WC GM: Oh, I thought it was Swift Strike

*Yeti C almost dodges the worst of it…almost.*

*Winds up dazed and Confused.*

[OOC] WC GM: Pak!

*Pak decides more explosions are in order.*

**Pak rolled 1d10 and got 9 for a total of 9**

[OOC] Pak: woo~

**Pak rolled 2d100 and got 82, 76 for a total of 158**

[OOC] Pak: Um

[OOC] Pak: I could do minor group-healing

[OOC] Pak: orrr

[OOC] Pak: I could summon something. Pick

[OOC] Ahiru: Summon

[OOC] Felicia: KILL

[OOC] Pak: okay~

[OOC] Pak: GF first roll~

**Pak rolled 1d100 and got 42 for a total of 42**

[OOC] Pak: Yayyy

**Pak rolled 1d10 and got 5 for a total of 5**

*Pak raises his hands in the air~!* "ARK~!" *Suddenly, a giant airship materializes above them~!*

*Pak points forward, and the airship flies forward rapidly, the wake from its propellors blowing around the yeti!*

Eric Lionheart: "…"

[OOC] Hector: I hope that's not Holy/Dark damage.

**Pak rolled 4d12+462 and got 6, 12, 2, 11 for a total of 493**

[OOC] Pak: Nah, it's Wind- oh!

[OOC] Pak: Then +50% on that

**WC GM rolled 1d1+492,150% and got 1 for a total of 739.5**

[OOC] WC GM: MARM, right?

[OOC] Pak: And there's… how many targets left? Some people are getting confused

[OOC] Pak: Yes

[OOC] WC GM: Still 7.

[OOC] WC GM: Eric!

Eric Lionheart: "Felicia, I see a chance for you to attack now." *(Entrust)*

**Pak rolled 7d100 and got 88, 43, 52, 82, 64, 22, 68 for a total of 419**

[OOC] Pak: MACC-50 = 143

[OOC] WC GM: Chance of…?

[OOC] Felicia: Confuse, I assume

[OOC] WC GM: Ah so.

*Yetis B, E, F, and G are Confused. Yeti C is even more Confused!*

[OOC] WC GM: Felicia!

*Pak grins.*

[OOC] Felicia: How zey looking?

[OOC] Felicia: was just gonna group but now stuffs confused >_>

*None of them look too hot. Yetis A and C look particularly weak.*

[OOC] Felicia: Mmmm

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Could always wait till they go.

[OOC] Felicia: Bah!

Felicia: "I'll hold off on that opportunity for a moment…" *(Delay to 24)*

[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra!

[OOC] Felicia: I shouldve probably just drain striked something ._.>

*Cassandra_Lionheart slashes all again ((slash-all at 12))*

[OOC] WC GM: Riia!

[OOC] Pak: Wait fff

[OOC] Pak: CASSIE

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: what?

[OOC] Pak: Why are you using Slash-all

[OOC] Pak: When they are all CONFUSED

[OOC] Hector: Do you want to un-confuse them so they RAPE US BLIND?!

[OOC] Felicia: Itll happen after they all go

[OOC] Felicia: Eh

[OOC] Pak: …fine

[OOC] Felicia: They can still kill us while confused

[OOC] Pak: As long as they all go first

[OOC] Pak: Then I'm happy

[OOC] Felicia: Watch them roll: "Use strongest ability against enemy"

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: ….That was the plan, sorry. :(

[OOC] Pak: It's fine

[OOC] Hector: Though, if they're blind, they can't rape us blind 'cause they already are. :E

*Riia is gonna shoot A.*

**Riia rolled 1d100 and got 20 for a total of 20**

[OOC] WC GM: hit

[OOC] Felicia: pew pew

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: besides, I'm not even at a limit to use it..and I have no magic type attacks..so go for the one that ticks me near last, where they hopefully hurt each other.

[OOC] Riia: Crit, yes?

[OOC] WC GM: Crit, yes

**Riia rolled 4d12+390,150% and got 9, 9, 6, 1 for a total of 622.5**

[OOC] Felicia: What

[OOC] WC GM: Crit is 200%

[OOC] Riia: ….my bad

[OOC] Riia: Then 830

[OOC] WC GM: With that roll, 830 - yeah

*Riia blows Yeti Grunt A clean off Trombe!*

Dicebot: *4 - Attack Self*

[OOC] Felicia: Yay

**WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 29 for a total of 29**

**WC GM rolled 2d12+480 and got 11, 7 for a total of 498**

*Yeti C smacks itself, and looks weaker.*

[OOC] WC GM: Felicia!

*Felicia pricks her tongue on her blade, a trickle of blood staining it deep red. She leaps in to finish off C!*

**Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 27 for a total of 27**

[OOC] WC GM: hit

**Felicia rolled 4d10+435 and got 10, 2, 7, 2 for a total of 456**

[OOC] WC GM: Drain Strike?

[OOC] Felicia: Ver-ly

*Felicia almost but not quite knocks C away. Recovers 391 HP!*

[OOC] WC GM: Hector!

[OOC] Felicia: Dumb things having 60000000 health

[OOC] Felicia: HP: 751/751, MP: 506/601, SoS: 187, Limit: 46.604527%

*Hector charges up another Thunder Break. CT-12*

[OOC] Hector: Hey, weak to lightning against MArm on physical-type enemies will probably outright kill them.

Dicebot: *8 - Use Spell/Ability Against Opponent - Strongest Ability*

[OOC] Felicia: Told ya

*Yeti E whips up another blizzard.*

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: …

**WC GM rolled 9d100 and got 100, 16, 49, 47, 63, 54, 14, 91, 13 for a total of 447**

[OOC] WC GM: Actually, should only have been 7 dice - skip Sakha & ORN

*Pak loses his shield! Cassandra, Felicia, Hector, and Eric lose…not much, actually.*

*Pak aww :x*

*Hector 's protection barrier starts to flicker, becoming completely useless for now.*

*Yeti Grunt D goes for Felicia.*

**WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 1 for a total of 1**

**WC GM rolled 2d12+480 and got 7, 10 for a total of 497**

*Hits for 497, ARM damage.*

[OOC] WC GM: Eric!

[OOC] Hector: These things aren't allowed to crit?

[OOC] Felicia: HP: 402/751, MP: 506/601, SoS: 187, Limit: 93.075899%

[OOC] WC GM: No crit on these guys. They're just grunts.

[OOC] Felicia: Good :p

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Would you prefer to be critted with that damage?

[OOC] WC GM: There is that.

[OOC] Hector: It's curiosity, goddammit.

[OOC] Felicia: I wouldve survived!

[OOC] Hector: KNOW THY ENEMY and shit.

*Eric_Lionheart waits till 16 to act, lest the confused yetis ruin anything he does try.*

Dicebot: *6 - Attack Random Ally*

**WC GM rolled 1d5 and got 3 for a total of 3**

**WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 56 for a total of 56**

**WC GM rolled 2d12+480 and got 4, 9 for a total of 493**

*Yeti F swings wildly, blade cleaving into Yeti D!*

Dicebot: *5 - Attack Random Opponent*

**WC GM rolled 1d7 and got 2 for a total of 2**

**WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 56 for a total of 56**

**WC GM rolled 2d12+480 and got 5, 5 for a total of 490**

*Yeti G swings wildly, managing to actually hit an enemy. Cassandra takes 490, ARM damage.*

**Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 55 for a total of 55**

*Yeti B shrugs and rolls with it, also swinging for Cassandra.*

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: …no counter

**WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 68 for a total of 68**

**WC GM rolled 2d12+480 and got 4, 7 for a total of 491**

**Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 55 for a total of 55**

*Hits for 491, ARM damage.*

[OOC] WC GM: Eric!

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: attack one

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: HP: 291/657, SoS: 164

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: HP: 291/657, SoS: 164

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Hmm.

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: HP: 0/657, SoS: 164

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: attack 2..

*Cassandra_Lionheart drops*

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: What to do…

[OOC] Ahiru: You pick up FullLife yet?

[OOC] WC GM: He has.

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Yeah.

[OOC] WC GM: Arise.

[OOC] Felicia: Got Aeroga? >_>

[OOC] Ahiru: Cassie gets turn still

[OOC] WC GM: He also has Aeraga

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: What self respecting WHM doesn't have Aeroga? >.>

[OOC] Felicia: Ones who take the pow up line

[OOC] Pak: SO um. Eric. 3 of our party members are down

[OOC] Pak: You might wanna revive one of them

*Eric_Lionheart Arises Sakha. (Full HP recovered)*

[OOC] Felicia: I personally vote Sakha, so I can continue being la-YEAH

[OOC] WC GM: Hector!

*Sakha gets up holding her head. I so have some much needed anger to get out…*"

*Hector throws out his whip and catches C in it.* "Guess you're next!" *He unleashes lightning from the tips of his fingers right into the core of the Yeti's skull.*

**Hector rolled 4d10+360,200% and got 10, 3, 4, 7 for a total of 768.0**

*Into…and through. Needless to say, C falls off the Trombe.*

WC GM: *Status Phase - YetiGruntBEFG: Confuse(5)*

WC GM: *Status Phase - Riia: Curse(2)*

WC GM: *Status Phase - Ahiru: Protect(4),Aura(4)*

WC GM: *Status Phase - YetiGruntB: Silence(2)*

WC GM: *Battle order: Sakha:68 Sakha:33(EI) Riia:31 Eric:31 Ahiru:28 Pak:28 Hector:22 YetiGruntB:22 YetiGruntD:22 YetiGruntF:21 Felicia:19 YetiGruntE:17 YetiGruntG:16*

[OOC] WC GM: Sakha * 2!

*Sakha Watergas the lot to start*

**Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 84 for a total of 84**

**Sakha rolled 5d8+441,125% and got 8, 5, 8, 6, 6 for a total of 592.5**

*They start looking a little weak…*

[OOC] WC GM: Sakha again!

*Sakha does it again!*

**Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 13 for a total of 13**

[OOC] Riia: Who is still down?

**Sakha rolled 5d8+441,125% and got 8, 5, 2, 5, 5 for a total of 582.5**

[OOC] Felicia: ORN, Cassandra

[OOC] WC GM: Riia's turn!

[OOC] WC GM: And yeah.

[OOC] Hector: THey're not dead yet?!

*Riia Phoenix Downs Cassie!*

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Pretty tough.

[OOC] Riia: Though I can't remember how much health she gets with a half-chemist.

[OOC] Felicia: If theres still stuff left by my turn, Im just gonna start using Death Strike >_>

*Cassandra_Lionheart gets up, a bit wobbly, then sits back down on one knee.*

*Ahiru reverted to Human at Status Phase*

[OOC] Felicia: 20% Max life

[OOC] Ahiru: I'll Heal people, you guys Raise em

[OOC] Hector: I have one Ink left, if we need to buy time.

[OOC] WC GM: Eric!

*Eric_Lionheart Arises ORN.*

[OOC] WC GM: Sub-CHM restores to 20%

[OOC] WC GM: With a PD, that is

[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru!

[OOC] ORNmobile: HP: 430/574, MP: 194/216, SoS: 143, Limit: 131.184669%

*Ahiru summons up Nature's Breath to breathe life back into her allies*

**Ahiru rolled up 3d8+200: 216 (216)**

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: HP: 217/657, SoS: 164

[OOC] WC GM: Pak!

[OOC] Ahiru: You revived at 20% life you. Keith

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: ok, Let me recalc then.

[OOC] ORNmobile: You're at 347

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: HP: 348/657, SoS: 164

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: ok.

*Pak uhh!* "Dang it, die already, all of you! >:|"

**Pak rolled 1d10 and got 3 for a total of 3**

[OOC] Pak: I still have one GF left.

**Pak rolled 1d10 and got 10 for a total of 10**

[OOC] Pak: …oho

**Pak rolled 2d100 and got 7, 85 for a total of 92**

[OOC] Pak: …g…gah, so close!

*Hector is thankful Sakha's back, but isn't really going to say anything.*

[OOC] Pak: Nnn. Wait, that's right, I can just say that other one was a Do-Over~

**Pak rolled 1d100 and got 72 for a total of 72**

[OOC] Pak: …kay yeah nevermind

*Pak holds his hands over his head, charging huge amounts of dark energy! …but then he drops it by accident and a bunny-girl appears.*

*Cassandra_Lionheart looks and stares*

*Riia gasps*

Eric Lionheart: "…"

**Pak rolled 3d8+210 and got 7, 4, 2 for a total of 223**

[OOC] Pak: So yeah we all get healed that much.

Pak: "Uh. c.c;"

*Hector gets filled with all this positive energy but doesn't really feel any better.*

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: HP: 570/657, SoS: 164

Felicia: ">_>"

Pak: "…"

Cassandra Lionheart: "Oh..crud."

[OOC] Riia: HP/MP restored! ….but you're still hungry.

*Bunny-girl…or rather, the head of the bunny-girl. Which explodes into points of light, infusing the party.*

Felicia: "…"

Cassandra Lionheart: "Erm??? What..just..nevermind."

*Yeti Grunt D pauses, lips forming a word, as if in recognition…but then shakes head and gets back to the fight.*

Pak: "…"

[OOC] WC GM: Hector!

Pak: "Well. She's probably dead."

*Pak yyyyyup.*

[OOC] Hector: Want me to throw an Ink to buy time, or are we okay?

[OOC] ORNmobile: buy time for what

[OOC] Felicia: Errone's up

[OOC] Hector: So everyone's HP is fine.

*Hector charges up again. CT-12*

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: yeah, I'm all right now.

[OOC] Felicia: B is confused! D is not

Dicebot: *1 - Use Spell/Ability Against Ally - Weakest Ability*

**WC GM rolled 1d4 and got 3 for a total of 3**

**WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 44 for a total of 44**

**WC GM rolled 2d12+480 and got 2, 9 for a total of 491**

*B hits G for massive damage, but not quite KO-level.*

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: I'm being forced off. We close to battle and session end?

[OOC] Felicia: Physical?

*Yeti D goes for Pak!*

*Pak :O*

[OOC] WC GM: Yes and yes.

[OOC] WC GM: There will be a bit of RP after battle, but if you need to leave…

**WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 75 for a total of 75**

[OOC] Eric Lionheart: I really gotta drill it into peoples heads to leave me alone sundays. Excuse me while I locate a drill. I'm at 723 MP, full HP.

*Emphasis on* "for"*. Pak manages to be on the far side of D from the blow.*

Dicebot: *8 - Use Spell/Ability Against Opponent - Strongest Ability*

*Pak blocks with his CRYSTAL SHIELD. HECK YEAH*

**WC GM rolled 1d9 and got 7 for a total of 7**

**WC GM rolled 9d100 and got 46, 41, 67, 82, 42, 43, 76, 8, 89 for a total of 494**

*Another blizzard blows around! Ahiru, the only who still has shields, yet again fails to lose them.*

[OOC] WC GM: Felicia!

[OOC] Hector: Christ.

*Felicia sighs, she was getting tired of this.*

*Ahiru dances in th blizzard laughing at how ineffective it is.*

*The edge of Felicia's blade cracks and grows brittle, as a ghostly black spirit emerges from the earth, hovering above her. Striking out at YetiG, the spirit of death cackles as it lunges forward to decay its spirit!*

**Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 70 for a total of 70**

*Hector 's barrier flickers for a third time.* "You know, I should probably get this damned bracelet looked at."

[OOC] WC GM: hit

**Felicia rolled 4d10+435 and got 7, 10, 2, 5 for a total of 459**

**Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 72 for a total of 72**

**Felicia got a total of 531**

[OOC] Felicia: DAMMIT

*The spirit misses! The blade doesn't, and does the job all by itself.*

[OOC] Felicia: Ok fair enough

*3 down, 4 to go.*

Dicebot: *5 - Attack Random Opponent*

**WC GM rolled 1d9 and got 6 for a total of 6**

**WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 52 for a total of 52**

*Another swing at Pak! And another miss.*

[OOC] WC GM: Hector!

[OOC] Hector: Who's alive and who's the most-dead?

[OOC] WC GM: BDEF, D lowest HP

[OOC] Felicia: What

*Hector swings his whip in a dramatic motion and manages to catch D's…ear.*

Hector: "Well, I suppose any place I can blast ya will do…"

**Hector rolled 4d10+360,200% and got 2, 5, 2, 9 for a total of 756.0**

Hector: "And it's sure to go straight to yer brain."

*Hector catches the ear. Drags the rest of D with it. Off of Trombe D goes…*

WC GM: *Status Phase - YetiGruntBEF: Confuse(4)*

WC GM: *Status Phase - Riia: Curse(1)*

WC GM: *Status Phase - Ahiru: Protect(3),Aura(3)*

WC GM: *Status Phase - YetiGruntB: Silence(1)*

WC GM: *Battle order: Sakha:50 Eric:31 Riia:29 Ahiru:28 Pak:23 Hector:23 ORN:22 Cassandra:22 YetiGruntE:21 YetiGruntF:21 Felicia:18 YetiGruntB:16 Sakha:15(EI)*

[OOC] WC GM: Sakha!

*Hector gets face-smacked with exploded Yeti-head bits.*

Hector: "…it smells like burnt…feet."

*Sakha blasts WATERGA again*

**Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 26 for a total of 26**

**Sakha rolled 5d8+441,125% and got 7, 6, 2, 8, 6 for a total of 587.5**

*They're not…dead…yet…*

[OOC] WC GM: Eric!

[OOC] Sakha: BLAST!

[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: i got it.

[OOC] WC GM: Is that a reccomendation for Eric?

[OOC] Sakha: yes

[OOC] WC GM: Amatsu's AFK - probably won't matter…

*Eric pauses, considering, and delays to 1.*

[OOC] WC GM: Riia!

[OOC] Pak: Could have had him entrust

[OOC] WC GM: Eh, it's the fairest thing to do.

[OOC] Pak: Kay

[OOC] WC GM: And, again, likely won't matter.

*Riia raises her rifle and shoots B.*

**Riia rolled 1d100 and got 26 for a total of 26**

[OOC] WC GM: hit

**Riia rolled 4d12+390 and got 3, 11, 7, 6 for a total of 417**

*Yeti B drops like white furry Trombe droppings.*

[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru!

[OOC] Ahiru: who up?

[OOC] WC GM: E & F

*Ahiru changes to Duck and strikes E*

**Ahiru rolled up 1d100: 63 (63)**

[OOC] WC GM: hit

**Ahiru rolled 4d8+322 and got 6, 8, 4, 3 for a total of 343**

*Mallardality.*

[OOC] WC GM: Pak!

*Pak eyes F. >:3*

*Pak tosses some coins, and draws his knife…~*

**Pak rolled 3d100 and got 2, 39, 74 for a total of 115**

[OOC] Pak: 3 EXP evasion attacks

[OOC] ORNmobile: zomg attack reels

[OOC] Pak: EXP 143

[OOC] WC GM: Crit hit hit?

[OOC] Pak: Kay

*Pak stab! Stab! And then CRITSTAB!*

**Pak rolled 2#4d6+198(1) and got 4, 2, 2, 2 for a total of 208**

**Pak rolled 2#4d6+198(2) and got 1, 4, 4, 3 for a total of 210**

**Pak got a total of 418**

**Pak rolled 4d6+198,200% and got 4, 3, 1, 2 for a total of 416.0**

[OOC] WC GM: Oh, wait - it's EXP/2, EVA. So it would've been crit miss miss.

[OOC] WC GM: Same result, though.

[OOC] ORNmobile: uhh

[OOC] Hector: Would I be allowed to poach the corpses?

[OOC] ORNmobile: thats if he's blind

[OOC] Felicia: Pak is not blind

[OOC] WC GM: Oh, right, missed that. Still, same result.

[OOC] WC GM: Hector: yes, if you return for them.

[OOC] Pak: It's not EXP/2

[OOC] Hector: WHICH WE WILL.

[OOC] Pak: EXP/2 is if I'm blind

*There goes the last Yeti…*

*Trombe pulls away! There is no more pursuit! The victory theme plays!*

**WC GM rolled 7d100 and got 87, 16, 12, 8, 22, 3, 85 for a total of 233**

Hector: "Trombe, stop for bit. I need to rip these guys up for parts."

[OOC] WC GM: 14672 XP & 5732 Gil each.

*Trombe stops.*

*Cassandra_Lionheart drops to a sitting position on Trombe* "Wow…"

Hector: "Alright, I'll be back in a few. Wait up for me, dammit."

*Riia busies herself resetting all the stuff that the Aura Bomb disabled when it blew.*

*Hector jumps down off of Trombe and starts picking at the dead Yetis.*

**Hector rolled 7d100 and got 85, 76, 32, 45, 80, 81, 23 for a total of 422**

[OOC] Hector: Poach 100

*The snow makes finding some of the corpses difficult (-25% CoS), but Hector still manages to salvage three.*

**WC GM rolled 3d100 and got 34, 20, 79 for a total of 133**

*In all, 3 X-Potions, 1 X-Ether, and 6 Purifying Salts are to be had.*

[OOC] Hector: From the poaching, or poaching+battle?

*Pak oohs!*

*Pak grabs 2 salts.*

[OOC] Felicia: In All…

*Riia grabs an X-Potion.*

[OOC] Hector: It was an attempt to clarify the communication, goddammit.

[OOC] WC GM: Poach + battle.

[OOC] Felicia: and I clarified it for you :p

*Felicia takes an X-Potion.*

[OOC] WC GM: 7 from battle, 3 from poach, 10 total

*Hector brings back the items and drops them in the pile with the rest of the spoils.*

Hector: "If the weather wasn't so crappy, I coulda FOUND more a'the damned bodies."

*From ahead come the sounds of many footsteps.*

*Hector sits down and leans against Trombe's neck.* "Anytime you're ready to go, guys."

*A massive army, only some of it white and furry this time.*

*Hector peers backwards (well, backwards for him, as he's facing AWAY from the army).*

Hector: "Reinforcements? Or backup?"

Pak: "…Shall we keep going? >.>"

*Cavalry horns sound. Snow is kicked up in powdery clouds.*

Pak: "W-what."

*It's the moogles and Elvaan, charging towards you!*

Cassandra Lionheart: "Thanks goodness."

OpsElvaan: "Hurry! They need backup!"

Moogle: "Umm, sir, kupo?"

Moogle: "Doesn't look like it to me kupo."

*The reinforcements slow down, their charge breaking.*

Hector: "Always five minutes late to the party."

*The Elvaan in black rides some sort of small mechanical device up to you, looking around.* "Where are the Yeti?"

Hector: "Seems like there's always somethin' at work t'prevent our job from ever becomin' less than a goddamn headache."

Pak: "Um. We ran away form them."

OpsElvaan: "Their standard mode of operation would be to give chase."

Pak: "Well, we're… fast?"

*One of the moogles climbs up Trombe to get a good look…* "SIR! YETIS SPOTTED KUPO!"

Pak: "I dunno."

*Riia grins*

Cassandra Lionheart: "Let me at them!"

Moogle: "They're…dead. Kupo."

*The party can HEAR the army blink in unison.*

Felicia: "Well… Yeah."

Pak: "Wah? We only killed 7."

*Cassandra_Lionheart sighs and looks at the moogle* "Right..ou noticed that NOW?"

Hector: "We blew up 993 of 'em."

Pak: "Oh, did we? I kinda forgot."

Hector: "The other seven fell shortly afterwards."

OpsElvaan: "…"

*Pak giggles.* "Sorry~"

OpsElvaan: "Right. RTB, stat!"

*The party - along with Trombe, Santa, and the clerk who had been riding Trombe - are bodily picked up and hustled back towards the workshop.*

*Cassandra_Lionheart looks around* "Well, it is good to have Trombe back."

*Riia nods*

*Cassandra_Lionheart pats Trombe* "You are a life saver."

EC Session 7.6