EC Session 7.4

Morning, Merch 2 Minday. //
The party wakes up in their various rooms.
Hector wakes up alone. This keeps happening.
Sakha wakes up in Pak's 'bed'
Riia slept the night before. There are a few fresh cookies she made after she'd tweaked the autocookie from the stressful night IT had.
Hector: "So she didn't sleep here."
He sits up. "Maybe I should quit. I'm such a damned hardhead, she's probably just not interested in me."
The smell of breakfast wafts through the air - ORN, already in the corridor, can see the tray with various foods set up at the corridor entrance for the party.
Cassandra_Lionheart wakes up hugging Eric, with her arms wrapped around him.
[OOC] Riia: Eric is, of course, still cuffed to the bed.
[OOC] ORN: updated I think… might need a minute its a bit slow
[OOC] WC GM: NP
Pak blink.
Pak myaans, prodding Sakha. "Unyuu?~"
ORN takes a closer look in case the trays are made of edible
Hector gets out of bed and gets dressed. He's feeling in quite a bit of despair right now.
Sakha: "Nnnnyaaaan~"
Eric_Lionheart mumbles. He's clearly not a morning person.
Felicia stretches as she exits her room with a smile. "Aah~" That was the most relaxing evening she had been welcome to in awhile.
Pak yawns and stretches all catlike. "Mmmn. I smell food~"
Cassandra_Lionheart kisses Eric and looks into his eyes "Morning, sweetheart."
The trays are indeed a fine silicate - ORN is not certain he has actually encountered this type before, but it appears digestible. The rest of the party will need to take off what's atop the tray first, though.
ORN will give them… a few minutes. maybe.
Eric Lionheart: "Morning…"
Riia sacks the cookies, collapses the machine, and stores it. She heads out into the hall.
Hector heads outside to see what sort of cullinary disaster he'll be subject to this morning. Perhaps bread that takes like feces.
Eric_Lionheart reaches for his glasses and puts them on.
[OOC] Riia: He can't, he's cuffed!
[OOC] Felicia: DUNNA
Pak rolls out of the bed~
[OOC] WC GM: He can reach for them. He just won't reach far enough to pick them up.
Pak: "Sakha, let's go eat!"
Hector: "…well, at least it doesn't SMELL awful."
Cassandra_Lionheart smiles, and her barely covered chest just peaks out from the sheets "Well, I must admit..The leather was nice and comfortable..And the cuffs, kept you hugging me all night."
Sakha follows, feeling happy from the catnip still.
ORN will get closer to the trays and takes a "look"
Eric Lionheart: "I don't think you needed the cuffs for that happen…"
Ahiru trots from her room as a duck.
Pak …eyes Ahiru. c.c
Pak: "…"
Pak heads for the already cooked food.
Cassandra Lionheart: "I don't think so either. But they were a nice touch."
*kisses him on the cheek again* "Lets wake up, and get some food. Smeels good."
Ahiru quacks and does a pirouette under Pak's scrutiny. She seems to come to a conclusion from the room of mirrors that she likes this form best.
Eric Lionheart: "It does."
ORN checks the cart's composition; if its the same material it can lose a few inches without too much worry
[OOC] ORN: that's this unit's justification and he's sticking with it
Cassandra_Lionheart smiles, and goes for the key to unlock the handcuffs.
The entire stand is made of the same material.
Cassandra can not find the key.
There is, instead, a button on the poles.
Pak looks over the food. What is the food?
Cassandra_Lionheart pushes the button…"Eric, what does this do?"
ORN places a hand on it and "pushes it" down the hallway, placing trays down next to the doors and assimilating the cart
The food seems…experimental. He can kind of recognize the components. It certainly smells delicious, though.
ORN is helpful
Felicia: "It's different."
Eric Lionheart: "How should I know? I usually don't go pushing strange buttons."
Eric is unlocked!
Eric Lionheart: "Well, that works. Lets go before there isn't any food left."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Oh..Nice."
*smiles, and get up, letting the sheet fall off her body, before she gets her clothes on.* "Right."
Pak eats it.
Hector starts picking out food, then sits on the side of the bed, eating.
[OOC] WC GM: Pak: VIT check.
[OOC] WC GM: Hector too.
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 64 for a total of 64
Hector rolled 1d100 and got 2 for a total of 2
[OOC] Pak: Fail by 6.
[OOC] Hector: Critpass.
Pak still has a bit of the catnip in his system, and it seems to wake back up at the influx of food.
is fully dressed, and armored* "Eric, let me knwo when your ready."
Eric_Lionheart gets dressed and heads out, noticing the food tray by the door. "Hey, Cassandra, you opposed to breakfast in bed?"
Hector, however, just samples some darn tasty meat!
Cassandra Lionheart: "Breakfast in bed…Sure."
*smiles*
Hector: "Mm!"
It's actually good. well, that's one bright spot in his day.
Sakha picks out a plate to eat.
Ahiru picks out veggies.
Eric_Lionheart brings the tray inside the room.
Pak n-nyaaah. c.c;
Cassandra_Lionheart sits back in bed, and smiles "Thanks, sweetheart."
Pak eats his food, but in a rather cat-like way. c.c;
Felicia fills a plate for herself, a small sampling of the different things.
Eric_Lionheart tries some of the food out and offers some to Cassandra once back in bed.
[OOC] Pak: So does everyone else have to roll VIT checks too?
Cassandra_Lionheart smiles and takes some food for herself. "Thanks again."
[OOC] WC GM: Only if they want to.
[OOC] ORN: how was the cart?
Ahiru rolled up 1d100: 7 (7)
Eric Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 39 for a total of 39
Sakha rolled up 1d100: 53 (53)
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 35 for a total of 35
[OOC] WC GM: Pak and Hector are kind of the extremes of the reaction. Even ORN finds an unusual, but not disagreeable, taste.
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 18 ( Total: 18 ) **
[OOC] Sakha: fail by 1
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: pass by 16.
[OOC] Felicia: Pass by 50something
Sakha likewise has catnip still in her system - not as much as Pak, but still.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: pass by 29
The others find good food - especially Ahiru: she never knew this taste was even possible.
Sakha unyuus cuddily.
Pak unyaa~
Pak eats his plate off the floor!
Ahiru crunch crunches
Riia ate quite well last night.
Cassandra_Lionheart smiles "Um…well…This is good!" * looks at you * "I think one plate maye…As long as I don't need to refit the armor..again."
Eric Lionheart: "Maybe new armor is a good idea if that set needs constant refiting…"
Yes, Cassandra is looking at you, the person reading this log. ( :P )
[OOC] Felicia: OHGOD
[OOC] WC GM: hax, anyone?
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: ….LOL
[OOC] Hector: Cassandra Lionheart is watching you poop.
[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra Lionheart saw what you did there.
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Eric "Well, um, i am not going to use growing up as an excuse."
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Thanks guys. :P
[OOC] WC GM: Any time. :P
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: -you + Eric
Pak looks up at Hector from the floor. "Unyan?"
The operative with shades strides in. "Good morning. Santa apologizes that he is busy bringing in your friends right now, and has asked me to deliver the finest of our equipment to you."
Felicia: "…?"
Eric Lionheart: "Though, I wonder just where we could find stronger armor for you in this place."
Hector: "…you're messed-up on that dust crap again, aren't you?"
He sighs.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Well, I think I hear one of Santa's helpers in the dining room. Shall we see?"
Eric Lionheart: "Lets."
Pak tail-wags. :3
ORN: "… Friends?"
Felicia: "What dust crap?"
Cassandra_Lionheart gets up, and puts the armor on and sighs, looking at Eric
Pak prods Sakha so that she'll look up all cat-like and cutely at everyone.
Hector: "Whatever it was in those dolls that Pak was sleeping on."
Felicia blinks.
Sakha nyas? looking up, swishing her tail.
The operative snaps his fingers. A few other Elvaan come in, bringing nine…the party has not seen this exactly before, but each thing is wrapped in colorful paper with a ribbon attached.
Eric_Lionheart exits the room just in time to see this. "What's going on?"
[OOC] WC GM: Note: "ribbon", not "Ribbon". Unless you're taking Ribbon. ;)
[OOC] Hector: FUCKING RIBBONS.
Hector: "Hm. Visitors."
Cassandra_Lionheart walks out behind Eric and bumps into him!
[OOC] Felicia: Ribbon is silly
Eric_Lionheart stumbles forward, catching himself with his staff.
[OOC] ORN: pailsen is a much better 'villain' than ribbons
Cassandra Lionheart: "Sorry cousin..was adjusting the strap again..I did not see you."
OpsElvaan: "Santa said you would know which one is for who, so I shall leave you to it."
[OOC] Hector: I'm just saying it because it's funny, douchenozzle.
[OOC] Aerdan: Present time, present time, open a present and see what's inside! :p
Pak heads over on all fours, looking up at the presents and pawing at them.
The presents are left in the corridor.
Felicia pokes at one of the things.
Pak: "What's this, nyah?"
Ahiru wals up to one and pulls a ribbon free.
ORN pokes the thing, checks its composition: its it food?
Hector: "Gifts for us, huh? Well, let's hope it's in the right context."
Eric_Lionheart picks up the closest gift.
Hector hopes it's not ten pounds of bondage gear and lube.
Cassandra_Lionheart gras a gift and ponders "Hmmm."
Riia watches fondly and smiles
Pak *_* starts clawing at the ribbons, tearing at the paper! "NYAA"
ORN stares at the others
Hector checks to see if any the presents have specific addressees.
[OOC] Hector: Address…SEES?
Eric_Lionheart checks for that too on the one he is holding.
ORN will stab the package since pak's attacking it
Felicia: "Be careful not to mess up what may be inside…"
Felicia: "…"
They do not. Although, Hector can roughly guess the contents of each package.
Sakha stands back swishing her tail wondering which one is actually for her.
Pak pulls the paper off his package with his mouth, batting it around and forgetting temporarily about the contents.
[OOC] WC GM: These are, of course, the Artifacts mentioned outside of session.
Hector watches Pak, just praying he doesn't try to eat the paper.
Eric_Lionheart opens up the gift he is holding.
Cassandra_Lionheart watches Pak, and giggles "How cute."
[OOC] WC GM: So - say which ones you got.
Hector decides to open up one of the slightly-heavier ones.
ORN picks up the data crystal and integrates it to give it a shot
Cassandra_Lionheart opens hers up and smiles "Kaiser Helm…heh, NICE!"
Pak rolls back over and blinks. "…This is a shield, isn't it?"
Pak: "Oooh~!"
Hector looks at his gift, and then at Pak's.
Pak picks it up and examines it!
Hector: "Hey. Ours match."
Felicia: "Hmm…"
Pak: "Awesome~!"
Pak: "GO TEAM SHIELD!"
Felicia begins gingerly opening her box.
Pak bumps his shield into Hector's~
Hector is pushed back about six inches by that.
Hector: "Well, it's good you're happy."
Eric_Lionheart hmms and holds up some sort of crown shaped object. "Hmm…this has considerble magical power in it…"
Pak: "Well, we're the only persons on our team that use shields, right?"
Pak: "So of course it's cool!"
Riia wades into the mess and emerges with a pair of packages, one of which she surmises to be Sakhas.
Riia hands the package to Sakha.
ORN: "modified outer overlay formulae as well as recipes of min"
Hector: "Mm."
Eric_Lionheart attaches it to his staff, though, giving it a more regal and refined look.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Well I feel a wave of power coming from the Kaiser Helm! I like it!"
Eric Lionheart: "I think with this, I'll be able to reach the absolute limits of my magical power. It's a great focus, better then any crystal based focus I've ever seen…"
ORN: "… this does leave the question of how to consume White or Plu… but this does leave half the question of elemental edibility answered by This Unit's standards"
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: now, I got some math to figure out.
ORN fully integrates the angel ring data
Ahiru happened to open a box with simple shining gold Coronet that she places over her head. It adjusts to fit her Duck head.
Hector switches out his old shield for his new one.
[OOC] ORN: what's eric grabbed?
Pak mimics Hector.
Hector: "…coming from you, that looks more cute than cool."
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Royal Crown, slightly reflavored as a attachment for a staff.
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: +5 Magic.
Pak heehee.
Pak: "This feels good~
Pak: "It's light, but it's strong!"
Felicia finds a suit of armor, highly decorated and shined to perfection. Though its a little… skimpier, than what she usually wears. "…"
Sakha opens the final package and finds a pair of golden anklets that she puts on over her boots. She senses the magic in them and she starts to move faster.
[OOC] Hector: Felicia in High-Cut Armor?!
[OOC] Felicia: If I could find a picture of SC3 Cassandra's player two outfit Id post it >_>
ORN nods at felicia's find approvingly and sparkles
Riia opens her package to reveal a piece of charred junk.
[OOC] Felicia: Wait, danbooru unexploded
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Felicia "I think it looks…all…right..I think."
Eric Lionheart: "Quite the equipment we've been given."
Riia looks at it curiously, then starts peeling pieces off to reveal an still-functional Aura part in the remains of the invention.
[OOC] Felicia: http:/‘`/danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/176658/`` minus the nipple slip, of course >_> NSFW whatever
ORN: "This Santa must have obtained much from the corpses of invaders over the years"
[OOC] Hector: Stupid sexy Felicia. D:
Riia brightens, then slides the part into some of the equipment she’s been tinkering with…
Eric Lionheart: "Either that or he possesses considerible skill in creating items."
[OOC] ORN: nice.
ORN points at Riia's discarded junk from around the part
Hector: "Well, SOMEBODY does."
ORN: "This Unit would suggest it far more likely this is from the outpost takeover"
Pak ooohs at Felicia.
Felicia: "It's… different. It could be alright, I suppose."
She picks up her box, heading back to her room to try it on.
Pak: "Try it, try it~"
[OOC] Pak: The site re-exploded
[OOC] Pak: :/
[OOC] WC GM: Reload
Hector scratches Pak behind his ears. "Calm down, calm down."
[OOC] Hector: F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
Eric Lionheart: "The source doesn't matter, though. What matters is these items clearly will aid us."
Cassandra_Lionheart nods, and puts her new helm on.
Pak tailwags.
Pak looks at Sakha. "Ooh~! What'd you get, sis~?"
[OOC] ORN: I missed about a minute, miss anything?
[OOC] Riia: Pak tailwagging
[OOC] WC GM: I've PMed you the relevant lines.
Sakha: "AnkletsofHaste.They'realwayson."
She says - a little too fast.
Hector: "…and she's on dust, too?"
Hector: "Great."
Cassandra Lionheart: "No..its the Anklets."
Eric Lionheart: "No, it's certainly the item she recieved."
Hector shifts his eyes.
Pak: "c.c;"
Pak: "Are you gonna have to get used to wearing those?"
Sakha: "I think, I'll have to learn to slow down a little while wearing these…"
She says. It feels laborous to her, but normal to everyone else.
Ahiru dances wearing her glowing Coronet as a Duck
Hector: "Well, it seems like Ahiru's happy with what she got."
ORN: "You would be able to teach more with the same amount of time, however, Sakha."
Cassandra_Lionheart smiles and looks at everybody "Well, Santa really helped out on this one."
Felicia returns shortly… she's holding her left arm hanging down her side, as it's usually slung up, though it doesn't seem to be causing her any pain. She does looks quite flushed, however. "It's sort of… cute, I guess."
Sakha: "… Notifthestudentcan'tunderstandme
Eric Lionheart: "Don't you possess magic capible of a similar effect, Sakha?"
Hector gives Felicia a thumbs up.
ORN stares
ORN: "but you simply speak faster"
Sakha: "Yes,Ido,butit'sonlytemporary."
Sakha: "It's not enchanted into an item like these."
Riia mimes reading
Eric_Lionheart takes a moment to run what was said though his mind and nods. "I wonder if it could be used to get someone to understand you, even for a brief period of time."
Pak also oohs. "It's really nice~"
ORN: "Information and research could be completed in far more effective time, as well as teaching/education"
Sakha blinks, and hmms.
ORN: "Alternatively, shortening a day's lessons thus leaving you with greater time for other pursuits"
Felicia winds her arm a bit. "I actually feel a little healthier in this."
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Felicia and blushes
Eric_Lionheart nods. "Either way, it will be quite useful."
Felicia: "W-what?"
ORN: "You do appear far more appealing"
Pak: "It looks really great on you~"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Nothing..Felicia…Yeah..What ORN said…"
*continues to blush*
ORN: "This Unit would suggest that Less is More. For example, This Unit lacks any such covering, and observe!"
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at ORN and gasps "NOOO!"
ORN poses and sparkles brilliantly; obviously a girl's best friend (but a little big for their fingers)
ORN rolled 1d100 and got 9 ( Total: 9 )
Eric Lionheart: "…"
[OOC] ORN: damn right bigass rocks are seductive!
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: that is not good…
Pak: "Maybe I should get some nice armor too!"
Felicia: "You get chased around enough as it is, Pak."
Pak: "Well, yeah, but if it's gonna happen anyway I should at least look nice…"
Hector isn't gonna touch that.
Sakha: "Well… we still have to find that Mignon, right?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yes we do."
Riia nods…
Pak: "So what now?"
Pak: "What did he mean by 'friends'?"
ORN: "This Unit would suggest the elimination of all Yeti"
The operative has been watching the group unwrap their presents. "By the way, it is my understanding you have been all over the world."
Hector: "What of it?"
ORN: "… Either an error in judgement meaning they're bringing techschools over, or several more deathtraps have brought actual friendlies over the walls"
OpsElvaan: "If so, could you identify this?"
He holds up a picture of a Trombe footprint, with two flattened Yeti embedded in it.
ORN nods and sparkles
ORN: "The Trombe Unit"
ORN: "What is its current location?"
Eric Lionheart: "Now now, we don't have to eliminate the Yeti…maybe there is a group of them willing to listen to us."
OpsElvaan: "This image was captured five kilometers from here overnight."
Sakha: "Isupposeitdidhappen withtheViera."
Pak: "Tromby~"
OpsElvaan: "No sign of what made it."
ORN: "Estimated destination? Also, define 'friends'"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yup, that is Trombe…"
Hector: "He must have some kind of innate homing desire to always be around us."
The operative holds a hand to his ear briefly. "The friends have just arrived and are asking for you. There is no sign of Santa."
Pak: "Huh."
Eric Lionheart: "How many is there?"
The operative frowns. "We need to find Santa. Can you please tend to your three friends? Their chocobos can go in the stables."
ORN: "This Unit has already told you. These prints are from the Trombe Unit. Consider it Friendly or face severe consequences. It is a capable transport though relatively lacking in offensive capability"
Eric Lionheart: "…"
ORN: "… These are not friends. Eliminate their Chocobos once they are seperated from them and on their way here."
The operative has already run off.
ORN breaks open his launcher arm and focuses it for a white shot
Pak: "Ah feck."
Eric Lionheart: "And I thought those three might be gone for good."
Pak: "Come on, let's go take care of them. It's been too long since their last appearance anyway."
Hector: "Are we prepped and ready?"
ORN: "… … … This Unit would suggest taking out their transports before "
meeting" them"
Riia: //=| //
Pak: "Well, we should get there quickly…"
Cassandra_Lionheart growls…
Eric Lionheart: "Indeed."
Pak: "…I could teleport us to them!"
Eric Lionheart: "Do it then. Before they start blowing things up."
ORN: "They are still mounted. Teleport us to their rears, elimination will commence immediately. They are here for violence and hostility… This Unit shall not dissapoint."
Pak nods and- "wait, I don't actually know where they are."
Pak: "He didn't tell us…"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yeah, they need to be destroyed."
Eric Lionheart: "Hmm."
Pak: "…Well, whatever. We should still get the jump on them if we warp in."
Eric Lionheart: "Lets go and see then."
Pak opens a teleport-screen, aiming at the entrance to the factory.
[OOC] Riia: WC - I've updated my inventions.
Pak nods. "Everyone ready?"
Riia nods!
Cassandra Lionheart: "Ready!"
ORN Reis Winds the party just in case
[OOC] Hector: When do I roll my d100 for a free action?
[OOC] WC GM: Now
Hector rolled 1d100 and got 74 for a total of 74
[OOC] Hector: No free round. D:
Pak jumps in!
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: I still have one
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Due to the equiping of the Royal Crown, my speed is 19.
The party arrives at the open foyer. None of the Elvaan are around - looks like they all headed out abruptly to find Santa.
[OOC] Ahiru: Speed 19 as well
The Trio are there, though, looking around.
Eric Lionheart: "They are surprisingly not causing chaos and destruction at the moment."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yeah..Give them a minute."
Eric_Lionheart hmms, could he Scan them from here without alerting them?
Wedge: "Did you HAVE to incapacitate Santa like that?"
Hicks: "Yeah, G. I mean, we're trying to be villains, but."
Biggs: "Oh, shut up. It wasn't THAT cruel - and you wanted to face them, right?"
[OOC] WC GM: Eric can try.
ORN quietly: "Pak. How quickly can you open multiple teleportation portals?"
Eric_Lionheart tries then.
Pak: "…Uh."
Pak: "Dunno.
Cassandra_Lionheart listens in and slaps her forehead lightly.
ORN whispers plan: open one to their, say, right, fire a few physical shots through like, say, a cherry-blossom attack, and then hit'em from the other side
[OOC] ORN: or alternatively surround the bastards
Eric's scan info reveals…long dead corpses, burned to a crisp? No, definitely not right. He is unable to scan the ones actually in front of him.
Pak: "I-i don't think it works like that. I'm not a time mage…"
Eric Lionheart: "Something is wrong."
[OOC] Riia: Would work great if FFRPG had as much range as, say, FF6.
[OOC] Riia: But no.
[OOC] WC GM: The trio are in the entrance. Kinda hard to surround them unless you can get some of your members outside.
Eric_Lionheart informs the others of his findings.
[OOC] Hector: We already lost any tactical advantage we may have had due to my shit roll.
[OOC] Hector: Might as well charge headlong into battle and let Hel figure the rest out.
[OOC] ORN: then let's just prepare then warp in.
[OOC] Riia: I realize in this channel and at this time what I'm about to saying is heresy, but…
[OOC] Riia: Dice aren't everything.
[OOC] ORN: not to mention they're secretly projections from their chocobos or something
[OOC] ORN: *murders riia*
[OOC] ORN: ;p
[OOC] Riia: What!? You're supposed to murder OTHER people, not me!
Pak opens a portal behind them. "Here, just go behind them ORN c.c"
ORN nods
Pak: "We'll just take them head-on."
ORN splits his rear stablisers and starts accumulating
ORN: "Understood"
Sakha hasn't quite noticed the telport to the entrance yet, still catalouging plan ideas for her new abilities.
ORN jumps through and unloads electric death before the whole 'talking' deal starts
Cassandra manages to attack first!
[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra!
Cassandra_Lionheart slashes at Biggs!
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 94 for a total of 94
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: ….
Hector leads everyone in a rush to battle after Orn and Cassie have done their shit.
Cassandra barely hits.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Roll damage?
[OOC] Hector: 'barely hits" means "you hit", so yes.
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 3d12+300 and got 9, 9, 6 for a total of 324
That alerts them!
[OOC] ORN: strike here also?
Pak: "Hay doods"
Cassandra Lionheart: "That was for santa!!"
Eric Lionheart: "Pretty foolish to come here, I'd say."
Wedge: "Hey, we came here for you."
[OOC] ORN: pokes. orn rolls on attack or not?
Hicks: "Yeah, sorry we're late."
[OOC] WC GM: Not yet
Ahiru quacks
Felicia: "That eager for another beating?"
Hicks: "We even brought presents."
Eric Lionheart: "Oh?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "So why hurt the jolly elvvan for?"
Hicks and Wedge bring out a grey mow each.
Hector: "Look, it's the same as always."
HicksAndWedge: "Not our idea!"
Pak: ":x"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Exactly why I'm going for big boobs there!"
Eric Lionheart: "Now, explain why my scan on you three revealed something not quite normal before we beat you senseless?"
Hector: "You pick a fight with us, we stomp your ass into the ground, and nothing really gets done."
Hicks and Wedge look at each other.
Wedge: "You think he might have…?"
Riia signs: "Killed your originals? Probably."
Hicks: "Naw! Even if he uses your magic, he'd be callin' ya different if he knew."
Biggs massages her forehead. "Can we just get this chore of yours OVER with? Geez!"
Biggs: "I dunno how you keep browbeating me into this."
Wedge: "We need someone to play the third."
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Biggs "Your the one who hurt Santa! Your MINNE!"
Hicks: "Yeah. And you're the only one around."
Eric_Lionheart crosses his arms. "My scan did reveal long dead corpses, burnt to a crisp…so…"
WC GM: //Battle order: Sakha:54 Riia:31 Ahiru:29 Biggs:26 GreyMowB:26 ORN:25 Cassandra:24 GreyMowA:23 Eric:22 Wedge:22 Pak:21 Hicks:20 Sakha:19(EI) Hector:15 Felicia:15 //
[OOC] WC GM: Sakha!
[OOC] Hector: Fucking one.
[OOC] Felicia: I always roll 2s T_T
[OOC] Riia: Whoa
Sakha finally clues in that the battle is a go and summons her Wand.
[OOC] Riia: I almost managed EI natural
[OOC] ORN: in other words either bad scan or min-powered and thus holy vulnerable?
[OOC] WC GM: No Scan, actually
[OOC] WC GM: Riia!
Riia racks her newest round into the chamber and fires it into the air over the group!
Riia rolled 1d100 and got 41 ( Total: 41 )
[OOC] WC GM: hit
Riia sprays the group with incandescent sparks that confer Aura (6) on the party!
[OOC] Riia: And no surge.
[OOC] Pak: Aura? Ooh~
[OOC] WC GM: Ah - other group.
[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru!
[OOC] Hector: Aura does what?
[OOC] Felicia: Halves CT
[OOC] Riia: Cuts CTs in half.
Ahiru steps up to the challenge! (Haste 4)
[OOC] WC GM: Halves the init penalty for Slow actions
[OOC] Hector: NICE
[OOC] Hector: If only I could roll not-shit, though.
[OOC] Hector: Seriously, I'm rolling 1 or 2 on a near-constant basis.
[OOC] Riia: You critted earlier. Too bad it was a VIT check to see what effect the food would have on you.
Biggs smiles, chucking a blue sphere at Ahiru. The magic ball hits, rebounding to Biggs, who absorbs it. Ahiru feels not so fast any more.
[OOC] Hector: Yeah, exactly. Never when it counts. I need to knock on wood with a glove made of rabbit's feet.
Pak: "…What was that?"
[OOC] Pak: Wait, did she steal haste? …Did she steal Aura, too? c_c;
Eric Lionheart: "…"
[OOC] ORN: though not using power jump for… well might be able to at like 61ish ^^;;;
[OOC] WC GM: Yep. Rippler.
[OOC] Ahiru: ???
[OOC] Hector: Oh, that's fucking bullshit.
Grey Mow B pounces at ORN!
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 8 ( Total: 8 )
Ahiru is all confused.
[OOC] Pak: She hit you with a spell that stole your statuses and gave them to her.
[OOC] ORN: its to be expected mind you given she's a blue mage
WC GM rolled 3d12+360,200% and got 6, 8, 12 for a total of 772.0
[OOC] Hector: Also bullshit.
Hits ORN for 772, ARM damage.
[OOC] Hector: Yeah, this isn't going to be a good fight for us.
[OOC] WC GM: ORN!
[OOC] Felicia: Theres been like, two actions
Eric Lionheart: "…"
[OOC] Hector: Exactly. If shit goes south this early, the rest of the fight is just going to be us trying to keep up.
[OOC] Hector: Cardinal rule of RPGs: if the first five actions fuck you over, nothing short of a miracle can save you.
ORN shatters his outer overlay and stares blankly
[OOC] ORN: well that ring just came in handy
[OOC] Felicia: Eh. Mostly just need a real scan of the trio, gray mows are the Protect/Shell ones
[OOC] ORN: … keep me alive. I'm gonna break it out
[OOC] WC GM: Felicia - Eric tried Scan, found out they're No Scan.
[OOC] Pak: …kay.
[OOC] Pak: Er, wait
[OOC] Felicia: Yeaaah butts
[OOC] Pak: You may wanna delay a bit
[OOC] Pak: eric doesn't go right away.
[OOC] ORN: why? I can shift right now. its that or dead again anyways.
[OOC] Pak: …okay fine
[OOC] Pak: It's just that there's an enemy between you and him
[OOC] Pak: so
[OOC] ORN: reraise is 1hp after all
[OOC] Pak: kay…
ORN shatters his stablisers and left arm and reforms them as a multiple crystaline triangles in a wing assembly
ORN thins out the torso, elongates the launcher arm and sets it into a longer trio of rails
ORN thins out the legs, elongates tail, and starts attacking before even finishing!
ORN rolled 1d2 and got 2 for a total of 2
ORN rolled 1d5 and got 4 for a total of 4
ORN targets Hicks.
ORN glares at hicks, shaters open a large jaw, and blasts into the sky
ORN shatters his wingtips, widens the launcher arm apperture, and focuses for a moment before firing a white hot blast at hicks, and raining down razor sharp death on the rest of the area!
ORN rolled 4d12+476,200% and got 3, 12, 6, 5 for a total of 1004.0
[OOC] ORN: typing dead slow right now, gonna have to restart after my turn. Frag, half of that to rest of them, ARM of course, and if they aren't unaware immune?
[OOC] WC GM: They are, but the mows aren't.
ORN rolled 2d100 and got 56, 90 for a total of 146
[OOC] ORN: 120-meva, /2 chance, so probably fail on both
[OOC] WC GM: Yeah.
[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra!
Cassandra_Lionheart tosses ORN a Hi-Potion "Drink up!"
ORN: "… This scale… lacks. Bipedal… unnecessary?"
Mow A pounces at Hector!
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 49 ( Total: 49 )
[OOC] Hector: Oh, that's REAL smart.
WC GM rolled 3d12+360 and got 9, 4, 6 ( Total: 379.0 )
Hits for 379, ARM damage.
[OOC] Hector: …snrk.
[OOC] ORN: 188/527, limit active, rebooting
Mow A seems to be healthier afterwards.
[OOC] WC GM: Eric!
Eric Lionheart: "Hmm…"
[OOC] Hector: It only did 123 damage.
[OOC] Hector: 133 Arm+Protect.
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Better wait until the rest of the trio goes and then heal from there…
Eric_Lionheart waits till 19.
Wedge vanishes!
[OOC] Hector: Knowing my luck, I'll be disabled or something.
[OOC] WC GM: Pak!
Eric Lionheart: "…!"
Pak rar!
Eric Lionheart: "I know what sort of magic that was…that's Vanish."
Pak tosses some Phantom Dice.
[OOC] ORN: I couldn't talk….
Eric Lionheart: "Just blast the general area, something will hit."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Great…"
[OOC] Felicia: Disable doesnt even affect you that much, you're a Knight >.>
Pak: Current target is 1 of 9: ORN. The result of the Phantom Dice for this target is +30 ACC.
Pak: Current target is 2 of 9: Pak. The result of the Phantom Dice for this target is +30 MACC.
Pak: Current target is 3 of 9: Eric. The result of the Phantom Dice for this target is Haste (4).
Pak: Current target is 4 of 9: Cassie. The result of the Phantom Dice for this target is Protect (4).
Pak: Current target is 5 of 9: Hector. The result of the Phantom Dice for this target is +40 MEVA.
Pak: Current target is 6 of 9: Felicia. The result of the Phantom Dice for this target is +30 ACC.
[OOC] ORN: useless!
Pak: Current target is 7 of 9: Sahka. The result of the Phantom Dice for this target is +30 ACC.
Pak: Current target is 8 of 9: Ahiru. The result of the Phantom Dice for this target is Haste (4).
Eric_Lionheart thinks for a moment about what Hicks said before the fight…
[OOC] ORN: so useless ;.;
Pak: Current target is 9 of 9: Riia. The result of the Phantom Dice for this target is +40 MEVA.
[OOC] Hector: 81 MEva's not gonna let me dodge SHIT.
[OOC] Ahiru: Wheee Haste Back
[OOC] Pak: I got two hastes out. T.T Don't complain.
[OOC] ORN: ACC. on a dragoon. a dragoon using limit.
[OOC] ORN: I meant useless for me ;p
Eric_Lionheart moves at the same speed Sakha is now, at least.
[OOC] Hector: disabled with a SMALL d, goddammit.
Hicks waits to 18
[OOC] WC GM: Eric!
[OOC] Pak: Healing ORN would be good
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Hicks is waiting for me to go, clearly.
[OOC] WC GM: You or Sakha
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Then we get hit with a massive group attack.
Eric_Lionheart waits unti Sakha goes.
[OOC] WC GM: Sakha!
Eric Lionheart: "Something isn't quite right here…"
Eric Lionheart: "I can't put my finger on it, though."
[OOC] ORN: or chargebreaker, but..
Sakha eyes Hicks and puts the FREEZE on him.
Sakha rolled up 1d100: 90 (90)
[OOC] WC GM: Hit
[OOC] Hector: Blizzaga?
Sakha rolled up 4d12+567,125%: 732.5 (732.5)
[OOC] WC GM: Freeze. Level 7 spell.
Sakha rolled up 1d100: 43 (43)
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Kinda like Blizzaga on crack. Except only single target.
[OOC] Hector: …clever.
Hicks weathers the ice storm - and seems to move even though frozen. (I: Fatal)
[OOC] WC GM: Eric!
[OOC] ORN: … … fatal on a notorious?
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: They could be Bosses by now.
[OOC] WC GM: Notorious are only automatically I: Death.
[OOC] WC GM: Also, they're Notorious. They come back too often to be Bosses…for now…
[OOC] Sakha: Freeze is big damage and side bones of fatal status
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: You know, for some reason I think they are Undead, based on the statement given for the scan attempt and what Hicks said…
[OOC] Hector: So basically they're Team Rocket with actual guns instead of crappy strategies.
[OOC] WC GM: You've seen them heal one another in previous forms - so, at least, their previous forms weren't Undead. And, yeah, they have some similarities to Team Rocket.
[OOC] WC GM: Anyway, Eric!
[OOC] Hector: Team Goldfish Poop.
[OOC] Hector: Clearly inferior to Team Patrick. Patrick has TAISAAAAAAAAAA
Eric_Lionheart waits till 17 to see if Hicks acts.
[OOC] Felicia: watch him kill you
Hicks looks Eric in the eyes and waits to 16.
[OOC] WC GM: Eric!
Eric_Lionheart crosses his arms and waits till 15.
Felicia: "…"
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: This could go on for awhile.
Hicks waits to 14.
Pak: "Just heal up ORN already! T_T;"
[OOC] WC GM: Eric!
[OOC] Felicia: Hey, some of us actually go on 15
Eric_Lionheart waits until Hector and Felicia go.
[OOC] Hector: My parents are inconsiderate buttholes.
[OOC] ORN: he's either waiting for a dispel, or something else. but definitely waiting to respond to what we're doing
[OOC] WC GM: Hector!
[OOC] WC GM: Or Felicia, if Hector's AFK just now.
[OOC] Hector: They boxed in my aunt's car, forcing me to track down someone's car keys. And then yesterday I was utterly failed to be woken up despite SPECIFICALLY ASKING this.
[OOC] Hector: No, I'm here. Crisis averted.
Hector: "Hit 'em fast!"
*Command: Faster Tactics. Agi Up (U)*
Hector: "And now…now I'm PISSED!"
Hector crosses his arms in an X across his chest. "The secret technique…Split-Body! Hundred Fists!" He poses, then rushes forward.
Hector: "See how this feels!"
[OOC] Felicia: What
[OOC] ORN: huh
[OOC] ORN: ?
Hector moves quickly, striking each opponent with such rapidity that seems to have actually made clones of himself.
Hector: "Huah! Huah! 98! 99! A HUNDRED!"
Hector backflips and lands in his original position. "I told you…I'm not one to be trifled with."
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Hector, and does not say a word…
Hector rolled 4d10+345,300% and got 1, 4, 8, 9 for a total of 1101.0
[OOC] Hector: Does Armor Break work on any of them?
Pak: "W…wah c.c;"
[OOC] WC GM: All of 'em.
[OOC] Hector: No kidding.
Hector rolled 5d100 and got 99, 66, 19, 38, 76 for a total of 298
[OOC] WC GM: No I: Weaken in this fight.
[OOC] Hector: 128-Eva.
Only Biggs does not manage to dodge.
[OOC] Hector: Oh, the 1101 is vs. Arm to all foes.
[OOC] Hector: Well, it's more like I didn't hit him in the right places to break his armor.
Though some of them get hit by each of the punches.
[OOC] Hector: The Armor-Down is 4.
[OOC] Felicia: Break
[OOC] WC GM: Yeah - EVA is near 100 at this level.
[OOC] Hector: Break, right.
[OOC] WC GM: Felicia!
[OOC] Felicia: How are the two Mows looking?
[OOC] Hector: This is good, though. Biggs is the main threat due to her magic bullshit.
The mows look very weak.
[OOC] Felicia: Meh, then.
Their protection held up well, but it could only do so much.
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: If you have a AoE I'd suggest using it.
[OOC] Felicia: If they were at full I was just gonna death strike one of em, but AoE it is :p
Mow A still looks noticeably healthier than mow B, though.
Felicia holds her weapon above her head, spinning it by the hilt. Winds from across the globe coalesce around the party, forming a vortex of destruction as the party sits within the peaceful eye. Grasping the hilt she swings the blade down, causing the cyclone to expand and engulf the opponents, tossing and thrashing them about before vanishing as quickly as it appeared.
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 30 ( Total: 30 )
[OOC] Felicia: can't botch, can't crit, blah blah blah
[OOC] WC GM: Hit, then. Their EVA ain't *that* high.
[OOC] Felicia: Damn right @ 332 ACC >_>
Felicia rolled 4d10+435 and got 4, 6, 2, 9 for a total of 456
[OOC] Felicia: Wind D:
[OOC] Hector: Is that just a regular attack?
[OOC] Felicia: Whirlwind Strike. Group.
[OOC] WC GM: Not WRIA Wind, so.
Mow B drops. Mow A is still up, though.
[OOC] Hector: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…a.
[OOC] WC GM: Eric!
[OOC] Felicia: Ultimate Strike is Ultimate!
[OOC] Felicia: HP: 731/731, MP: 504/589, SoS: 182, Limit: 0%
Eric_Lionheart waits till 13.
[OOC] Hector: Felicia, hey Felicia.
[OOC] Felicia: Wut
Hicks waits to 12. Maracas seem to sound from somewhere within the factory.
[OOC] Hector: You should shout "ELGO STOOOOOOOOOOOORM!" during Whirlwind Strike.
[OOC] Felicia: Never
Eric_Lionheart waits till 11.
[OOC] Hector: …sad face.
Hicks braces, waiting to 10.
Felicia: "…"
Eric_Lionheart waits till 9.
[OOC] Riia: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Hicks stares Eric down and waits to 8.
[OOC] Hector: Mexican Showdown, yo.
Eric_Lionheart waits till 7.
[OOC] Riia: * A tumbleweed rolls across the battlefield.
Hicks builds his energy, waiting to 6.
Pak: "…Good lord."
Eric_Lionheart waits till 5, keeping his arms crossed.
Pak: "Just do something!"
Hicks holds his rifle and waits to 4.
[OOC] Riia: * Which continues raging because only Eric and Hicks are in the game of chicken.
Eric_Lionheart waits till 3.
Cassandra Lionheart: "So…anyways."
Hicks smirks, waiting to 2.
Eric_Lionheart waits till 1 and smiles.
[OOC] ORN: and eric waits to 1 and hicks goes at 0?
Hicks waits to 0…and loses his turn.
[OOC] WC GM: Eric!
[OOC] Riia: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[OOC] Felicia: 8D
[OOC] Hector: Hilarity ensues.
Felicia: "…Idiot."
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: And now I have a effectively free turn. :D
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Hicks "Did he..fall..asleep?"
[OOC] Felicia: Im probably gonna wail on Bigg's MP
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Wary of testing the undead theory, though, since it's a bit of a stretch based on a no scan response and what Hicks said earlier…
[OOC] Pak: Heeeal ORN
[OOC] Hector: Feel free to Curaga Orn.
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: I should really reward Hicks though. With a Aeraga to the face.
[OOC] ORN: a heal or an extra turn from entrust, either's more than fine really
Eric Lionheart: "ORN! Now!"
(Entrust)
ORN refines his left arm into a thin, almost skeletal set of vicious, jagged claws, thins out the legs more, increases wingspan of the lower pair and elongates his neck
ORN nods at Eric
ORN rolled 1d2 and got 2 for a total of 2
ORN rolled 1d5 and got 5 for a total of 5
[OOC] WC GM: 4 targets, actually.
[OOC] WC GM: One of the mows dropped.
ORN rolled 1d4 and got 3 for a total of 3
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: inb4 hicks
ORN targets Hicks again!
[OOC] Felicia: 3 targets, one of them is invisible >_>
[OOC] WC GM: Wedge just took damage.
[OOC] ORN: AoE yay then?
[OOC] Felicia: Oh right!
[OOC] Felicia: Vanish still sucks ass
[OOC] WC GM: Was going to note that after ORN's go.
ORN gains altitude rapidly, closes up the launcher rails, and turns his entire front assembly to target hicks
ORN detonates his tail, lets the shards orbit him for a moment and points down at the enemy group with his claw
[OOC] Felicia: Seriously vanish is horrible except OOC or if you have the Cape, lol
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: This alone is like my most epic moment ever. >.>
[OOC] Riia: SRSLY
ORN supplements the razorhail with a solid high speed slug!
ORN rolled 4d12+476,200% and got 4, 11, 1, 9 for a total of 1002.0
[OOC] Riia: WC, you need to start making 4komas for EC. And this has to be one of them.
[OOC] WC GM: Not sure if I'd be in the best position to do so, but I seriously wouldn't mind others doing it.
[OOC] ORN: this certainly IS a ripe …series for 4komas…
[OOC] ORN: oh hey the guy in front of me is watching japanese torture porn
[OOC] ORN: oh wait, no, just hot wax dripping and I think she's indian.
The fragments of the razor hail shred the remaining mow. Between the wind-kicked-up rocks and the shreds sticking out of him, Wedge is no longer invisible.
ORN drops back down, hovering near the party, and nods
ORN: "Floating… may be easier."
[OOC] Hector: That's quotable.
WC GM: //Battle order: Sakha:50 Eric:44 Ahiru:44 Biggs:36 Riia:34 Hicks:27 ORN:25 Cassandra:25 Wedge:25 Pak:24 Hector:17 Felicia:17 Sakha:15(EI) Eric:9(EI) Ahiru:9(EI) Biggs:1(EI) //
WC GM: //Status Phase - PartyLessAhiORN: Aura(5) //
WC GM: //Status Phase - Biggs: Haste(3),Aura(5),ARM Break(3) //
WC GM: //Status Phase - ORNFeliciaSakha: +30ACC(U) //
WC GM: //Status Phase - Pak: +30MACC(U) //
WC GM: //Status Phase - EricAhiru: Haste(3) //
WC GM: //Status Phase - Casandra: Protect(3) //
WC GM: //Status Phase - HectorRiia: +40MEVA(U) //
[OOC] WC GM: Sakha!
Hicks is looking almost out of it.
Sakha fans a great big Blizzaga.
Sakha rolled up 1d100: 5 (5)
[OOC] Aerdan: Too bad magic don't crit.
[OOC] WC GM: Quite. Hit anyway.
Sakha rolled up 5d8+378: 398 (398)
And there goes Hicks.
[OOC] WC GM: Eric!
Eric_Lionheart starts to spin his staff rapidly, the new attachment glowing brightly as the winds pick up, catching the debris from ORN's attack and the ice and snow from Sakha's to create a truly terrifing Aeraga against the remaining two.
Eric Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 19 ( Total: 19 )
[OOC] WC GM: hit
Eric Lionheart rolled 5d8+522,75% and got 6, 4, 4, 8, 6 for a total of 412.5
Biggs and Wedge are pummeled, though Eric gets the sense that their armor took about half the blow.
[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru!
[OOC] Sakha: Only 14 more damage than me in the end.
Eric Lionheart: "Either that armor is tougher then it looks or they got some protective wards up."
[OOC] Pak: …no healing? Why? c_c;
Ahiru rushes in to attack Biggs with a series of Whirlwind fast strikes!
[OOC] WC GM: You're down to 2 targets. Battle's almost over.
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Was hoping to finish them.
Ahiru rolled up 1d100: 93 (93)
[OOC] WC GM: hit
[OOC] Pak: Aw, kay.
Ahiru rolled up 4d8+299,150%: 477 (477)
Ahiru rolled up 1d100: 18 (18)
[OOC] Ahiru: If susceptable to confuse…
[OOC] Hector: Remember you're all Agi Up.
Cassandra_Lionheart double cuts Biggs ((goes on 20 ))
[OOC] Hector: Don't let my display of PURE AWESOME PUNCHFEST distract you from that.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Wrong button
Biggs keeps her senses - barely. (I: Mystify)
[OOC] Felicia: I remembred, I just rolled a 2 on initiative again D:<
Eric Lionheart: "They are far stronger then usual in terms of defenses it appears."
Biggs has her back to the wall - literally - and stammers out a Night.
WC GM rolled 9d100 and got 96, 16, 69, 86, 1, 90, 30, 98, 92 ( Total: 578 )
ORN: "An annoyance. unedible"
[OOC] Hector: I rolled a three.
[OOC] Hector: Why is it that Felicia and I get fucked so bad on init?
[OOC] Hector: I can't remember having over 18 since Chapter SIX.
[OOC] Felicia: lawl
[OOC] Riia: Because God hates you.
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: RNG hates you.
[OOC] ORN: yay seal resist, though dunno if it'll help
[OOC] Hector: Only when I'm not playing SRW.
[OOC] Hector: Last Remnant's AI roulette rapes me senseless regularly. The only time I get unfucked is when I manage to hit all the crit triggers.
Cassandra, Felicia, ORN, and Sakha fall asleep.
[OOC] WC GM: Riia!
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: That's almost half of our attack power right there! >.>
[OOC] ORN: if ya wake me up it'll be my turn still!
[OOC] ORN: and still on limit!
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: me also
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: If your init has passed, no turn for you.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: 25
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: So she has to wake one of you up. >.>
Riia almost pulls out a special round, but then decides to stick with Pulse Ammo.
[OOC] ORN: mine hasn't yet, and cassie was charging so that I dunno there
[OOC] WC GM: Cass hasn't gone yet
Riia rolled 1d100 and got 9 ( Total: 9 )
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Cass hit the wrong button…
[OOC] Riia: CRIT
[OOC] WC GM: Player was preparing an action, and hit enter too soon.
[OOC] WC GM: And yes. Target?
[OOC] Riia: Biggs
[OOC] ORN: ;.;
Riia rolled 4d12+390,150% and got 3, 12, 1, 10 for a total of 624.0
Biggs becomes a bloody mess - but only for a moment, before disappearing in distortions in the air.
Pak: "Weird."
ORN and Cassandra sleep!
Eric Lionheart: "Hmm."
[OOC] Riia: Wedge remains?
Eric Lionheart: "Keep the last one alive for a moment, I want to try something."
Wedge looks left, looks right, and disappears again!
[OOC] WC GM: Pak!
[OOC] Riia: …I would too.
Pak >:E
[OOC] Hector: I LIVE.
Pak does some Chocobo Reels~
Eric Lionheart: "…Expose him! I cannot do what I want to if I can't see him."
Pak rolled 1d10 and got 4 for a total of 4
Pak rolled 2d100 and got 77, 32 for a total of 109
[OOC] Hector: What does Vanish do, exactly?
Pak: "Well, this might be a bit overkill, but okay. >.>"
[OOC] WC GM: I: Single target actions
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: I:Single Target attacks.
[OOC] ORN: talking won't work they're notorious and thus immune
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: That's not what I'm trying.
[OOC] Hector: So I could use Climhazzard?
[OOC] WC GM: Any group attack will work just fine
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Unless Pak kills him of course, or one of you other folks ruins my fun.
[OOC] Hector: Interesting.
Pak rolled 5d8+441 and got 4, 1, 4, 7, 2 for a total of 459
Pak bombards the area with carrots~!
[OOC] Pak: Fire MARM damage to group.
Wedge may be trying to be invisible, but the fire on him ain't.
[OOC] WC GM: Hector!
Hector wraps the end of his whip around his left hand and starts to charge energy. Climhazzard: CT-7, if Aura's still in effect.
[OOC] ORN: gimme a sec, gotta restart this again, stupid cache
[OOC] WC GM: Note that taking damage cancels Vanish, so he's no longer I: single target stuff
[OOC] Hector: Okay, Thunder Crash.
[OOC] Hector: Which is CT-6.
[OOC] WC GM: K. Felicia!
Eric_Lionheart feels slightly ignored.
[OOC] ORN: there. much better. for now.
[OOC] Felicia: wut
[OOC] WC GM: Your turn, Felicia.
[OOC] Felicia: o_o
[OOC] Hector: I thought she fell asleep.
[OOC] WC GM: So she did. If she wants to play it?
[OOC] WC GM: Or not?
[OOC] Felicia: Im just asleep, carry on
Felicia and Sakha snooze…
[OOC] WC GM: Hector!
Hector finishes charging. "See if you can take this!" He leaps into the air, thunder from the sky filling his whip. "Thunder Breeeeeeeeeeeeak!"
Hector crashes his whip mightly into Wedge's fat ugly face.
Hector rolled 4d10+345,150% and got 8, 4, 4, 1 for a total of 543.0
[OOC] Hector: Lightning-elemental vs. MArm.
Wedge looks weak…one more hit could probably finish him.
[OOC] WC GM: Eric!
Hector jumps back into position. "Alright, that should do it. Eric, you wanna knock him into Heaven's Door?"
Eric Lionheart: "I'll be trying something first, if it fails I'm sure someone else can manage it just fine."
[OOC] Riia: I:Mesmerize, can't Tame
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Did I not say before I wasn't doing that? :/
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: I remember the bloody rules.
[OOC] Riia: I'm kidding, hurry up and type your action
[OOC] WC GM: Do what you're going to do.
Eric_Lionheart points his staff towards Wedge, as waves of anti-magic are emitted towards the last enemy, shattering any positive magical protections. (Dispel)
Eric Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 28 ( Total: 28 )
[OOC] ORN: ah, I see
Wedge has none to dispel.
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: Unless he has insane M.Eva, he's Dispelled…and it's the only safe theory I have. >.>
[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru!
[OOC] Eric Lionheart: The other is that they was undead and Cure series should have worked…they didn't heal eachother this time at least.
Eric_Lionheart frowns. "Hmm. Guess that didn't pan out like I hoped."
ORN: "What… did you expect? Nothing was cast…"
Hector: "Live and learn, man. Live and learn."
ORN: "Natural form"
ORN: "Unnatural, natural form"
Eric Lionheart: "It was a concentrated antimagical strike."
Ahiru strikes at Wedge
Ahiru rolled up 1d100: 35 (35)
[OOC] WC GM: hit
[OOC] Hector: "ahiru" sounds like a sneeze.
Ahiru rolled up 4d8+299: 317 (317)
The duck scores yet another fatality.
ORN: "no. on him."
[OOC] Riia: Isn't ORN still asleep?
[OOC] WC GM: He was - though the battle just ended.
WC GM rolled 5d100 and got 61, 90, 55, 24, 54 for a total of 284**
Hector: "I'd say that's the most dangerous duck on the planet."
Eric Lionheart: "By far."
[OOC] WC GM: Maybe he was too drowsy to act, but not to perceive, or something.
Hector: "Good show!"
[OOC] ORN: laziness. not sleeping, sure, but that doesn't mean lethargy can't hit.
[OOC] ORN: so I guess sleep's like a few good hits
Cassandra_Lionheart is still sleeping on the ground.
Two Remedies and an X-Potion remain where the Trio was.
Eric Lionheart: "Hmm."
[OOC] Hector: Sleep wears off at the end of a fight, guys.
[OOC] WC GM: 13608 XP and 5468 Gil each.
[OOC] Hector: You can't be Sleep(U)'d.
[OOC] Hector: That just means you're dead. :P
wakes up* "Ughhhh."
[OOC] Felicia: Technically it wears off after the timer/cured, otherwise you wouldnt be able to sleep people OOC, but for intents and purposes here, we can probably assume its cured :P
Riia tags a Remedy
ORN: "always annoying… never threatning…"
Felicia pulls herself up drowsily.
Eric Lionheart: "Wonder if they'll come back later."
ORN jettisons his wings, reforms his launcher arm, and crashes to the floor for a few minutes as he very-lazily-still reforms
Cassandra Lionheart: "Probably."
Cassandra_Lionheart thinks "SANTA!!"
Eric Lionheart: "We don't even know where he is at the moment…we can hope the elves find him at least."
Hector rubs his shoulder. "That felt good. Had all that pent-up pissed-off inside."
Pak stretches. "So why'd they show up again? WE forgot to ask."
[OOC] WC GM: Note for the record - they apologized for being late. That's only partly metagame-late. ;)
Eric Lionheart: "Something wasn't right, that's for sure."
[OOC] WC GM: By one level, specifically.
ORN: "… hm.. Little point to it. Their information would be incomplete, mostly accusatory, and filled with taunts"
Hector: "They did seem a little weak, didn't they?"
ORN: "Their existance is… … boring."
Hector: "Clones of clones, maybe?"
Eric Lionheart: "But they did have stronger defenses then usual."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yeah."
Pak: "Yeah, they were weaker than usual…"
Pak: "Odd."
Eric Lionheart: "Weaker on offense, stronger on defense. Makes some sense at least."
Felicia looks around to see if any of the elves returned…
ORN stands again in a more standard form
The elves have yet to return. The moogles seem to be out searching for Santa too.
Riia frowns
Hector: "Pak, use your Sight spell."
Hector: "See if he's in the immediate area outside."
Riia signs: "Trio disposed of Santa…where? How?"
Hector: "They coulda dumped his body in the snow."
Riia signs: "Was 'cruel.'"
Pak cast~
Pak: "Okay, let's see."
Cassandra_Lionheart frowns
ORN: "… This seems unlikely. His firepower should have proved enough to delay them longer than this. In addition, if they knew of these three, they would also have known of santa's location, were he with them"
Pak sees search parties all over! And a red spot in the snow, standing out like a beacon. No blood - well, no Elvaan blood, anyway.
Eric Lionheart: "They may have snuck up on him."
It looks like Santa is just knocked out.
Hector: "What's up?"
Riia fiddles with her sign, but it's not like Pak can read it just now.
Pak: "…Oh!"
Pak: "He's right over, uhh."
Pak points in a direction. "I see him."
Pak tries to figure out how to point to where Santa is relative to their position.
Cassandra_Lionheart nods "I hope they did not hurt him."
Pak can see the workshop, and figure out the direction. Of course, it's all south…
Pak: "…Uhhh."
Pak just points. c_c;
Pak: "Try heading that way! I'll tell you if you're going the wrong way."
Riia nods and heads out the gate, picking a random direction but moving in a straight line.
Cassandra_Lionheart follows Riia, just in case.
ORN starts jumping at full speed
Eric_Lionheart follows just in case Santa needs medical attention. //

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