EC Session 3.5

Morning, Boltember 1 Gravday.
[OOC] Hector: So are we at full HP/MP?
You have slept uncomfortably - there being no such thing as beds in this village, only hard rocky things they use at beds.
[OOC] WC GM: Yep. Sleep is sleep.
[OOC] Hector: 'kays.
As you rise, you see your work orders stacked neatly nearby.
[OOC] Ahiru: Happy Birthday to the duck!
Pak ooohs.
[OOC] Pak: Happy Birthday~
From the general quietness, it seems the villagers did stay up late finishing it.
[OOC] WC GM: Indeed. She'll be getting a birthday present before the day is out. ;)
[OOC] Pak: Actually, Pak's birthday is soon too. it's Boltember 3 Boltday.
[OOC] WC GM: Yes. The plot has plans for that too.
[OOC] Hector: What's February 11th in this world?
Cassandra_Lionheart takes her stuff and puts it on, and then discards what is left of her White Mage robe, and for once is smiling.
[OOC] WC GM: There is no Februrary in this world. See the calendar page.
[OOC] Pak: I'll find it
[OOC] Felicia: All you boltembers :p
[OOC] WC GM: But that'd problably be somewhere around mid-Chillaber, I think.
[OOC] WC GM: Maybe early, maybe even Plugust.
[OOC] ORN: b-day was just a few days before joining. This Unit is *holds a finger up* THIS many!
[OOC] Pak: Chillaber 2 Pluday
Felicia yawns, making her way over to fetch her items.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Time to write my own destiny in this world. No more family heritage to drag me down.
[OOC] Ahiru: And Cassie is a few days after Pak on Minday
[OOC] Pak: Actually…
ORN heads over to the plating and starts slapping it on, trying to get form layer of self over it
[OOC] Pak: How many days does January have again? 31?
[OOC] Pak: If so, then it's Chillaber 2 Chillday
ORN does the same, focusing on his lance
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: i forgot, Terra, thanks
[OOC] Hector: Seems like Plugust 24 Pyrday.
[OOC] WC GM: Remember, this world's calendar has only 300 days.
[OOC] Hector: I mean, let's roll with that. I don't really care about ACCURATE CALENDAR CALCULATIONS. Hector's an Aquarius and born in a cold-ass month. Simple as that.
[OOC] Pak: Chillaber 2 Chillday sounds cooler though n.n
[OOC] WC GM: There's a reason Chillaber is named for the spirit of ice.
[OOC] Hector: Plugust reminds me of Villgust and Plua.
[OOC] Hector: Therefore it wins.
There is a note laid near your new equipment.
Hector is damn near tapped out, but at least he's got new shinies.
Note: "If you keep going the way you came in, you will soon find a troll bridge. You can ask for further directions there."
Pak looks at the stuff.
Pak: "Troll bridge?"
Pak read it.
Sakha manages to find a wand she finds sufficient, but retrofitted armor is not to her style at all.
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at the note "Troll?"
ORN stares
ORN: "What is a troll?"
Felicia looks over herself as she quickly slips out of the old, and into the new. "A little tight but-… What is this about trolls?"
Hector scratches the back of his head.
Ahiru loves her new Chocobo Costumes, she feels so comfortable in it.
Hector: "Y'know, I slept really well last night. It felt kinda like home."
ORN: "… Are you wearing the idiot trio's mount??? Most impressive ^^"
[OOC] Ahiru: Our beloved Neko is Pak so it doesn't change too much XD
Hector stretches up, and then forwards.
Cassandra_Lionheart laughs at ORN
Felicia: "I am not inclined to agree." She cracks her back with a stretch, wincing.
Pak is in an outfit somewhat like Ahiru's, only it uses feathers more like an accent.
ORN nods
Cassandra Lionheart: "Well, I was used to laying on rocks, running away and all."
ORN: "A rock is fine too."
Hector smirks. "You get used to a hard floor after a while."
Cassandra Lionheart: "That straightens out a weary back."
Pak streeetches and wriggles, getting used to his new clothes.
Pak: "Hehe…"
Pak holds up his new knife and swings it a bit.
ORN swings lance around a few times, getting used to the new model
Felicia grumbles and pouts. "For you maybe…"
ORN: "This group should head towards this Troll bridge."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yeah. Maybe he will have some information for us also."
ORN nods
Pak: "Do I know anything about trolls?"
Pak looks up.
Hector: "What the hell IS a troll? Is it some kinda magical servant of Gaia, like those rock things were?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Sounds like one big ugly creature, Hector."
[OOC] Pak: I have monster lore.
[OOC] WC GM: Roll it, then.
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 58 for a total of 58
Hector: "Well, hopefully it won't want to fight. Hell, maybe it'll ask us over to its house for tea."
[OOC] Pak: …faaaaaaaaaail by 2
Cassandra Lionheart: "Maybe. From what I heard, they are not nice."
ORN: "Perhaps it builds these bridges."
Pak: "M-maybe the troll wants a toll?"
Pak feels a little distracted. Like he's just forgetting something…
Cassandra Lionheart: "Let us find out first. Maybe he will just want to talk after all, right?"
ORN: "Bridge building is generally done by a country. Obviously it would have been paid to build it."
ORN nods and starts heading off
Hector puts his hands in his pockets and follows Orn.
Cassandra_Lionheart follows after ORN
[OOC] Ahiru: Can I lore legends Trolls?
[OOC] WC GM: Sure, but at a penalty.
Felicia follows after, tucking her sword behind her.
Pak follows~
Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 18 ( Total: 18 )
[OOC] Ahiru: pass by 68
Cassandra_Lionheart puts her sword away also, and continues behind ORN.
Ahiru: "Trolls like causing pranks and they make bridges like I make a nest."
ORN: "… They lay their eggs and hide from predators on large public access points? ? ?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Great. So its going to not be that friendly."
Cassandra_Lionheart laughs at ORN
Ahiru: "Fakir told me once that they're supposed to be like primitive elves, but they don't really have any brains…"
[OOC] Hector: BOY AM I GLAD I BOUGHT A FLAME WHIP.
ORN: "… … … …"
ORN pictures a certain trio from that last line
Hector: "Huh."
Cassandra_Lionheart rolls her eyes and continues on
[OOC] Pak: sigh.
[OOC] ORN: pm me if you wish when you want to know what you missed. just gimme the last line you saw or the like
Ahiru: "Bridges are their homes ORN and they live under them… maybe they're more like beavers… and down here bridges cross lava, so maybe they like being close to it?"
It does not take long to reach what appears to be the bridge in question.
Felicia: "…so we're dealing with lava beavers. Excellent."
ORN: "Hm… Thus they would enjoy the heat?"
Ahiru nods. "Most likely."
Pak feels dizzy.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Well, if it starts a fight, we'd better be on high guard."
ORN nods
Hector cracks his knuckles.
Chasm, yep. Beam of rock going from this side to that, yep. Gathering of various sorts on the far side of the bridge, yep. Wedge among them…unfortunately, yep.
ORN: "This Unit looks forward to it ^^"
ORN: "… Moreso now"
Cassandra Lionheart: "NOt again!"
It comes as somehow unsurprising that about half the group around Wedge consist of nubile young sorts…for the stone beings dwarves have become, anyway.
ORN: "Excellent. This Unit craved further experimentation!"
Hector: "D: Man, does this guy not have any STANDARDS?"
The other half are presumably the trolls.
Cassandra_Lionheart smirks at Hector "Really? Coming from you?"
ORN: "Negative. It is obvious Wedge will go after anything that moves. Admirable, if rather twisted and tasteless"
Hector: "Suppose you don't need standards if your schwantz is the size of a poleax."
Bulky, fat, squat sorts. Maybe stone, maybe grayish flesh - it is hard to tell from here.
Ahiru: "Standards?"
ORN: "One would think the opposite is rather true"
Pak: "Hmm…"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Well, Wedge is Wedge I guess. And Biggs isn't his type I guess."
Sakha is still admiring her new wand in a happy glow.
ORN: "Less… capability would lead to lower standards as a requirement to obtain such things"
ORN: "… If not Biggs… … … Hicks?"
Pak: "Anyway…"
[OOC] ORN: also, are they fighting the trolls or is he trying to charm the lot of them?
Felicia: "…"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Maybe?"
Hector: "'course, don't dwell on Wedge's schwantz or else you might go blind forever."
Pak: "How are we gonna get across? With him there he has the advantage. I don't wanna get knocked down x.x"
Wedge does not seem to be trying to charm those around him. Rather, he seems to have already succeeded in doing so.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Right, right. That will happen, when you date me for once."
Hector: "Lure him back."
Hector: "Idiots like him are hotheaded and easily provoked."
ORN: "This Unit has no such insecurities. This Unit could attempt to allow for Pincer maneuvers."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Want me to wake him up?"
ORN: "There is quite the running-start."
Hector: "Hm."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Want me to seduce Wedge, I meant?"
Hector: "…I don't know how you could live with yourself if you did."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Easy, Hector. easy. Kill him."
ORN: "There is Ground. There is This Unit. There is something in between. Inertia shall do the rest!"
Cassandra_Lionheart walks up to Wedge, and smiles warmly to him
Ahiru: "Maybe I could give that seduce thing a try?"
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Shall I roll for seduction?
Hector: "…looks like Cass is already doing it."
Hector: "When he looks distracted enough, Orn, jump behind him."
[OOC] WC GM: You can try.
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 39 ( Total: 39 )
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 23 for a total of 23
Cassandra Lionheart: "Hi Wedge."
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: pass by43
Wedge: "Ahh. The lovelier of the bandits."
Hector: "Then the rest of us'll bring up the front."
Cassandra_Lionheart blushes at the remark
Cassandra Lionheart: "How have you been, Wedge?"
Wedge: "I see Hicks was correct. He thought he saw you pass us by, out on the lava somehow."
Wedge gestures to his companions. "Well enough, as you can see."
[OOC] Pak: …oops
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yeah, we are running around as usual. That is good to see."
ORN looks over at ahiru's necklace "Grav. Please focus floatstone capabilities to allow low-impact landing. Stealth is required"
[OOC] Pak: +v plz
ORN kills his sparkle, kneels a moment and tries to leap over the lot of'em 'quietly'
Wedge: "It seems the locals have taken quite a liking to-"
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 44 ( Total: 44 )
Cassandra_Lionheart moves around Wedge "You know…you are handsome, when your not trying to kill me."
Cheerleader: "Watch OUT!" One of the nubile ones shoves Wedge - mount and all - out of ORN's path.
The other Cheerleaders GLARE at Cassandra.
ORN wasn't trying to leap ON him dude
Hector: "…"
[OOC] ORN: was leaping OVER to try and pincer once that fell through, not on ^^;;;
Hector: "Rush 'em!"
[OOC] WC GM: You know that. They did not.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: why do I feel deja vu…
Felicia facepalms "I knew this was a bad idea…"
Pak: "No, no, no rush! >.<;"
Pak: "Bridgets are bad places to fight!"
Pak: "…Bridges also!"
WC GM: Battle order: Ahiru:21 ORN:21 Wedge:21 CheerleaderA:20 CheerleaderB:19 Felicia:17 TrollD:17 CheerleaderE:16 Hector:15 CheerleaderC:14 TrollE:14 Sakha:13 Cassandra:12 TrollB:12 CheerleaderD:11 Pak:10 TrollC:10 TrollA:8
[OOC] ORN: ow, pun.. ^^;
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at the other Cheerleaders and shrugs her shoulders "I was just trying to talk to him!"
[OOC] WC GM: Fighting on a Bridget? I could arrange for that… ;)
[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru!
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: hah
Ahiru starts off with a little dance.
Also rolled Ahiru and got 3) Temptation Tango - T:Single Dance%,MEVA CoS Confusion (4)
Ahiru rolled 1d11 and got 10 ( Total: 10 )
[OOC] Ahiru: Troll C
[OOC] Hector: Or D?
[OOC] Ahiru: I was going init order
[OOC] Hector: That works. :P
Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 1 ( Total: 1 )
[OOC] Ahiru: MWAHAHAHAHA!
[OOC] Felicia: Hahaha, oh wow
[OOC] Hector: Ailment crit is just…the regular effect?
Troll C is quite confused.
[OOC] WC GM: ORN!
ORN slams his lance through his left palm, forming a massive arc as he rips it out, and, letting it course over his right, fires electric death at the enemy group
[OOC] WC GM: And yes, standard Confuse.
[OOC] Ahiru: Ailment Crit is regular effect but also auto-success
ORN rolled 2d12+153,75% and got 11, 6 for a total of 127.5
[OOC] WC GM: It doesn't crit. It can auto-fail if MEVA > Dance%.
[OOC] Hector: Instant CB?
[OOC] ORN: lightning actually, though other than the element which shouldn't be applying here far as I know, not really any change. instant and mp instead.
[OOC] Felicia: Lightning stab :p
[OOC] Hector: Ah sou.
[OOC] Hector: Naisu.
[OOC] ORN: can't use it quite right just yet though so just 'instant cb' for 2-3 times with mp ^^:
[OOC] WC GM: So, not doing the Silence check, then?
[OOC] ORN: nah. as I recall you wanted to wait a few levels for us to fully use'em
[OOC] WC GM: K
[OOC] Hector: Is that Magic damage?
[OOC] ORN: nope, ARM.
[OOC] Hector: So, it De-Confused the Troll?
[OOC] ORN: probably but fried the cheerleaders a fair bit
Wedge mutters something. A yellowish barrier appears around him and his Chocobo.
The cheerleaders do not appear too badly hurt - unless you count having their hairstyling ruined.
[OOC] Sakha: Someone hit Sakha >_>
Two of them somersault towards ORN, showing off a flashy display of acrobatics which ends in twin punches aimed at the golem.
WC GM rolled 2d100 and got 45, 40 ( Total: 85 )
[OOC] Felicia: You dont want me to hit Sakha >_>
WC GM rolled 2#3d6+40(1) and got 1, 4, 4 for a total of 49
WC GM rolled 2#3d6+40(2) and got 2, 5, 6 for a total of 53
WC GM rolled 2d100 and got 85, 60 ( Total: 145 )
WC GM got a total of 102)
ORN is hit for 49, ARM then 53, ARM damage.
[OOC] WC GM: Felicia!
[OOC] ORN: tink… and tink.
Felicia rushes towards Wedge as her weapon is bathed in golden light, slashing against him in an attempt to shatter his armor.
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 30 for a total of 30
[OOC] WC GM: hit
[OOC] Felicia: 93,EVA chance of Armor Break
[OOC] Hector: Eva is 60 right now. Not 59. Gah.
Felicia does indeed manage to dislodge Wedge's armor. His cup, especially.
[OOC] WC GM: That's duration 4, right?
Cassandra_Lionheart looks and either is smiling evily…or blushing…can't really tell right now…
[OOC] Felicia: 6
[OOC] WC GM: Got it.
[OOC] Hector: gj on the armor break.
The trolls stand around, looking confused.
[OOC] Felicia: *thumbs up*
TrollA: "Durr, what's happening?"
Wedge: "Those bandits are ATTACKING us!"
TrollA: "Oh? Yeah, I guess they are."
Wedge: "Grr… *mutter*they really do have no brain*end mutter* ATTACK THEM!"
TrollA: "Aw-right."
TrollD lumbers over to Sakha and takes a swipe.
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 72 ( Total: 72 )
ORN 'muses' loudly "It would appear they are being USED by Wedge…. Criminals truly have no ethics"
[OOC] Hector: Did Sakha use her limit last time>
WC GM rolled 2d10+125,200% and got 3, 1 for a total of 258.0
[OOC] Hector: ?
[OOC] Sakha: No
Sakha is hit for 258, ARM damage.
[OOC] Hector: I see.
[OOC] Hector: HOLY!
[OOC] Felicia: Well it looks like she'll get it again if she did >_>
[OOC] ORN: ow
[OOC] WC GM: She wanted someone to attack her, no?
[OOC] WC GM: "Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it."
[OOC] Hector: omg kill those trolls so fast.
[OOC] Pak: That was only because of Unaware.
[OOC] Felicia: Eh, that was just an unaware crit
[OOC] Pak: It'll still hit pretty hard, though.
[OOC] Felicia: But they dont tink, yes
[OOC] Hector: But 145 is far beyond even Orn's ability to absorb.
[OOC] Sakha: HP: -26/212 MP: 246/246 Limit: 850/212
Cheerleader E GLARES at Cassandra, punching with all her might at the interloper who would DARE contest for Wedge's heart!
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 81 ( Total: 81 )
And misses, anticlimactically.
[OOC] Hector: Got a PD, Pak?
[OOC] ORN: cheerleaders tink… 145 would be 5 hits to take ORN down
[OOC] WC GM: Hector!
Hector delays to 1.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Sweetheart." *watches her races by* "Don't break a nail now."
[OOC] Sakha: Pak PDing wouldn't solve anything… She'd stll miss her turn.
[OOC] Pak: I do… =‘`/``
[OOC] Hector: I’ll PD. Pak, do your shit.
Cheerleader C tries her luck on Cassandra as well.
[OOC] Hector: You wanna delay anyway and use a high pot?
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 45 ( Total: 45 )
WC GM rolled 3d6+40 and got 1, 6, 2 for a total of 49
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 43 ( Total: 43 )
Hits for 49, ARM damage.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: 229/230 HP 0)
TrollE: "Dat look like fun! Can I try?"
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 41 ( Total: 41 )
WC GM rolled 2d10+125 and got 10, 8 for a total of 143
Cassandra is hit for 143, ARM damage.
[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra!
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: 142/230
[OOC] Sakha: If Hector had PDed right off Sakha would have gotten the turn with Berserked Ice Fury
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Troll E and slashes back! "I agree!"
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 95 for a total of 95
[OOC] Hector: Well, fuck. I'M SORRY.
[OOC] Pak: Botchu.
Troll E sidesteps. "Hee hee!"
[OOC] ORN: GF if you got it? ^^;
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: I love you to Highwind
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: nope
[OOC] Hector: I can't think right now. I've got eighty fucking things going in and out of my ear right now.
[OOC] Hector: See? I can't even fucking type properly.
Troll B waddles up to ORN and tries imitating the other girls.
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 57 ( Total: 57 )
WC GM rolled 2d10+125 and got 5, 5 for a total of 135
Hits for 135, ARM damage.
Cassandra_Lionheart runs past the troll "Lucky"
ORN loses a little chunk and reels back but keeps standing
Cheerleader D GLARES at the entire party.
WC GM rolled 6d100 and got 88, 22, 12, 60, 88, 19 for a total of 289
[OOC] Sakha: Sakha has enough Limit for a Tier 4
[OOC] Pak: I hope this isn't a mystify status x.x
WC GM rolled 6#2d8+72(1) and got 2, 2 for a total of 76
WC GM rolled 6#2d8+72(2) and got 5, 2 for a total of 79
WC GM rolled 6#2d8+72(3) and got 1, 6 for a total of 79
WC GM rolled 6#2d8+72(4) and got 8, 3 for a total of 83
WC GM rolled 6#2d8+72(5) and got 5, 6 for a total of 83
WC GM rolled 6#2d8+72(6) and got 5, 3 for a total of 80
WC GM got a total of 480)
WC GM rolled 6d100 and got 91, 73, 27, 46, 44, 46 for a total of 327
[OOC] Ahiru: is it mystify?
[OOC] WC GM: First set is Non-Elemental vs. MARM damage. Second set is Mystify - Confuse, specifically.
[OOC] Pak: Oh nooooooo
[OOC] Pak: My weaaaakness x.x
[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru Cassandra Felicia Hector ORN Pak
[OOC] Ahiru: Pak and Ahiru W:Mystify
[OOC] Hector: What's the chance to work?
[OOC] WC GM: 88-MEVA
[OOC] Felicia: Fun time >_>
[OOC] Hector: Oh, fucking christ. It worked.
[OOC] WC GM: I believe it hits Felicia, Hector, ORN, and Pak.
[OOC] Hector: Great. We're going to fucking wipe.
[OOC] Ahiru: Ahiru too. She's Vulnerable
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Well…shoot
[OOC] Hector: Take the game out and smash the disc, because there's no way we can bounce back from this.
[OOC] ORN: confused and half health
[OOC] WC GM: You'd be surprised.
[OOC] Pak: Actually Ahiru might withstand it.
Pak is dazed…
[OOC] Ahiru: it's 2x effective,right? 88x2=176 CoS
[OOC] Pak: …nooo
[OOC] Pak: Because then it'd work no matter what.
[OOC] Felicia: 88-MEVA, then doubled
[OOC] Pak: Yeah
[OOC] Pak: What's your MEVA
[OOC] Hector: It's a 91. That's higher than the 88.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: 92/230 HP, 221/230 Limit
[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru's MEVA is 23.
[OOC] Pak: …Oh. It does work then
[OOC] Hector: Like I said.
[OOC] Hector: Everyone is confused and Sakha's in the negatives.
[OOC] Hector: We can't do anything.
[OOC] Felicia: 203/244 HP, Limit, Confuzzled
[OOC] Pak: Actually Cassie's not confused.
[OOC] Felicia: Well as soon as we get hit we're unconfused, ne?
[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra isn't. And it's not as bad as you think, given their tactics.
[OOC] WC GM: Pak!
[OOC] ORN: … … then cassie had better knock some sense into us because 'strongest ability on party' would mean my limit right now
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: I just went! ;-;
Sugarlips: 4 - Attack Self
Pak stabs himself!
[OOC] Ahiru: Victory!
[OOC] Felicia: Pak is unconfuzzled!
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 86 for a total of 86
[OOC] Pak: …Wait
[OOC] Pak: Okay, yes, good
Pak was worried he'd miss, but just pulls it off!
[OOC] ORN: … unless they do it 3-4 more times… which with 5 of them…
Pak rolled 2d6+84 and got 5, 2 for a total of 91
[OOC] Pak: HP: 96/178, MP: 95/95, SoS: 44.5
Pak snaps out of it.
Troll C waddles up to ORN and smacks away.
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 44 ( Total: 44 )
WC GM rolled 2d10+125 and got 9, 6 for a total of 140
Hits for 140, ARM damage.
[OOC] Hector: It'd be nice if the fucking trolls wouldn't keep rolling so goddamned low.
Troll A tries his luck on Hector.
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 99 ( Total: 99 )
[OOC] Felicia: :|
Hector dodges out of the way!
[OOC] Hector: If this was an actual tabletop game, I probably would have punched WC in the face and went home.
[OOC] WC GM: Hector!
Sugarlips: 4 - Attack Self
[OOC] Felicia: Hooray!
[OOC] Ahiru: LOL
Hector rolled 1d100-151 and got 30 ( Total: -121 )
[OOC] Pak: I hope Hector isn't W:Fire >.>
[OOC] ORN: 83/203 … just lucky I have that damn ring
Hector rolled 2d8+72 and got 5, 2 for a total of 79
[OOC] Hector: W: Ice.
[OOC] Ahiru: No he's W:Ice
Cassandra_Lionheart watches as her team mates are doing the trolls' job for them and blinks
[OOC] ORN: then very lucky he didn't get hit by a regular attack from me ^^:
WC GM: Status Phase - Wedge: R: Lightning(5), ARM Break(3)
WC GM: Status Phase - Ahiru/Felicia: Confuse(3)
[OOC] Felicia: Or from me, hopefully >_>;
[OOC] Hector: I also take half-damage from Thunder/Bio.
WC GM: Battle order: CheerleaderB:20 ORN:19 CheerleaderE:19 CheerleaderC:18 Wedge:17 CheerleaderD:17 Ahiru:16 Pak:15 CheerleaderA:15 Sakha:14 Hector:13 Cassandra:13 TrollC:13 TrollA:12 TrollB:11 TrollE:10 Felicia:8 TrollD:8
[OOC] Felicia: First a 10, then a 1, lol
[OOC] Hector: I don't know if Bio Ward affects the Poison ailment or not, which I Have SHIT luck with.
Cheerleader B charges the confused ditzy-looking one.
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 99 ( Total: 99 )
And charges right past.
[OOC] WC GM: ORN!
[OOC] Sakha: Would I get a turn this round if I'm rezzed before 14?
[OOC] WC GM: Err…forgot. No: KOed generates no init.
[OOC] Sakha: ;-;
ORN glares right back, pulses green for a moment and holds his lance up
[OOC] Pak: I need to try and toss a heal.
[OOC] Pak: So I'll be doing Reels
ORN: "This… was most annoying…. All of you…. DIE!"
[OOC] Pak: And aiming for 1-3.
ORN splinters his lance into the usual
[OOC] Hector: One more level 'till my AoE Limit.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: brb
ORN rolled 1d2 and got 1 for a total of 1
ORN rolled 1d11 and got 8 for a total of 8
[OOC] Hector: 250% to all targets that ignores half arm.
ORN steadies his weapon arm at Troll A and rapidly charges
ORN FIRES!
ORN rolled 2d10+153,200% and got 8, 2 for a total of 326.0
[OOC] ORN: half that to the rest, ARM so screw you wedge!
[OOC] Felicia: One more level till my buff limit :p
ORN brings his weapon arm down, focuses a moment and extends his stablisers a little furhter
[OOC] Pak: One more level 'til my EVERYTHING DIES limit
[OOC] Pak: …Srsly
[OOC] ORN: … ditto…
[OOC] Pak: Have you seen what I've mapped out for that?
[OOC] Pak: It's Group HP-TO-1.
[OOC] Felicia: Oh. Thats one of my level 3s. 200% Instant Death Group >.>
The cheerleaders double over, having been seriously hurt by that.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: back
Even so, Cheerleader E makes for Ahiru.
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 20 ( Total: 20 )
WC GM rolled 3d6+40 and got 6, 5, 1 for a total of 52
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 33 ( Total: 33 )
Hits for 52, ARM damage.
Cheerleader C tries to punch Felicia.
[OOC] Sakha: I'm going to do Rain of Needles with my next limit… +25% damage PIERCING
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 95 ( Total: 95 )
[OOC] Hector: My 2/2 is a 250% damage with 30% HP drain.
Tries to, anyway.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: wait, what Limit Break level we on right now?
[OOC] Felicia: havent done my 2-2
[OOC] Hector: We're about to get 2/1.
[OOC] Felicia: 1-2. 2-1 next level.
[OOC] Hector: 2/1 = 20, 2/2 = 30, 3/1 = 40, 3/2 = 50, 4/1 = 60.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: okay…don't scare me like that.
Wedge shifts his armor, weaving magic into it. His armor leaps back into place, and even looks stronger.
[OOC] Ahiru: HP: 223/229 MP: 236/236 Limit: 49/229
[OOC] Hector: Does Armor Break negate Protect?
[OOC] WC GM: No, but Faith negates Armor Break.
[OOC] Hector: Ah.
Cheerleader D has at Felicia.
[OOC] Hector: 'cause in FF12, if you're slowed, you can cast Haste.
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 82 ( Total: 82 )
WC GM rolled 3d6+40 and got 5, 4, 1 for a total of 50
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 63 ( Total: 63 )
Hits for 50, ARM damage.
[OOC] Pak: Wait
[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru!
[OOC] Pak: Er, nvm
Felicia shakes her head, awakened from her confusion by the tink.
[OOC] Felicia: 202/244 HP, 233/233 MP, Limit
[OOC] Ahiru: Pak… You Rez Sakha, Ahiru heals? Or…?
[OOC] Pak: Does Ahiru have a group heal? >.>
[OOC] Ahiru: No..
[OOC] Pak: I'll try for mine.
[OOC] Pak: You rez if you have a PD? >_>
Ahiru runs over to Sakha and uses a PD
[OOC] Hector: I'll High Pot Sakha regardless of whether or not Pak's heal goes off.
[OOC] ORN: a few of you save limits for later, mine'll keep working for a bit
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: you sure?
Pak reels!
Pak rolled 1d10 and got 8 for a total of 8
[OOC] Sakha: I've been saving my limit too long… Can my super limit Gauge keep with Berserk? >_> even when I get healed above?
[OOC] Pak: No. This isn't time for Pak-Zill!
[OOC] Pak: GF
Pak rolled 1d10 and got 9 for a total of 9
[OOC] Pak: …=‘`/``
[OOC] Pak: Well, okay!
[OOC] Pak: I’m declaring…
[OOC] Pak: DOUBLE UP!
[OOC] Pak: On this, since this takes a d10.
Pak rolled 2d10 and got 9, 10 for a total of 19
[OOC] Pak: …Well then.
[OOC] Pak: Okay, now let's see if I can pull it off!
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 9 for a total of 9
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 94 for a total of 94
[OOC] Pak: GF…!
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 43 for a total of 43
[OOC] Pak: Failure x.x
[OOC] WC GM: One more GF?
[OOC] Hector: Ain't that about a bitch.
[OOC] Pak: I can't use it on the same roll twice.
[OOC] WC GM: I'll allow it this time, if you want.
[OOC] Pak: …K.
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 37 for a total of 37
[OOC] Pak: …
[OOC] WC GM: I believe that's a pass?
[OOC] Pak: …No.
[OOC] Felicia: :O
[OOC] Pak: It's a fail by 1.
[OOC] WC GM: *fiddles with die*
[OOC] Pak: n.n;
WC GM rolled 34d1 and got 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 for a total of 34
[OOC] Sakha: GM Fiat!
[OOC] WC GM: :P
[OOC] Pak: yay~
[OOC] Felicia: Hooraaaaay </zoidberg>
Pak almost misses! He smacks the machine and it rolls over to 36!
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: ???
[OOC] WC GM: Just because this would be a cinematically VERY APPROPRIATE moment. ^_^
[OOC] Pak: …Except, do you know what I just rolled?
[OOC] WC GM: Yes.
[OOC] Pak: Well, actually. I rolled too early, that was illegal.
[OOC] Pak: For the summon. n.n;
[OOC] Pak: But it's Cait Sith…
[OOC] Hector: It's funny. This Celtic Frost song is going "Oh, God, why have you forsaken me?" And yet here we go.
[OOC] WC GM: RP it out, yo. :P
[OOC] Pak: K~
Pak somehow manages to get BAR BAR BAR!~
[OOC] WC GM: No, MGF MGF MGF
[OOC] WC GM: You were rolling for Cait Sith, no?
[OOC] Pak: Er…
[OOC] Pak: WC, I was rolling for the summon.
[OOC] Pak: >_>;
[OOC] WC GM: Oh. Thought it was the MGF.
[OOC] Pak: Yeah. >_>;
[OOC] WC GM: …eh, take the MGF. That's what I was fiating it to.
[OOC] Pak: Okay.
Pak watches as a Cat lands in front of him.
The cat SMACKS the machine again! His face appears on it!
He gives a thumbs up.
JACKPOT~
A reaper emerges from the machine and… well, it's pretty gruesome, kids. You might wanna look away.
Pak does, even.
[OOC] Hector: And this song is called "R.I.P."
Cassandra_Lionheart closes her eyes
Hector covers his eyes. "If I can't see it, it can't hurt me!"
WHIRRR SPLAT SLICE CUT
Pak peeks to see what's left.
Fortunately, the bodies largely fell into the lava.
Only Wedge remains. And he's PISSED.
Pak: "…n.n;"
ORN: "That was… BEAUTIFUL"
Felicia blinks.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Holy…Nice job."
Pak: "A-ahaha…"
Pak: "I did that death-wave before, but…"
Pak: "It didn't work last time."
[OOC] WC GM: Hector!
ORN wipes a small crystal tear from side of his head from the sheer beauty of watching that
Hector uses a high potion on Sakha.
Pak hands the Cat the extra 12 gil cost from Double Up and waves
[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra!
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Wedge, and blinks again
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 34 for a total of 34
Cassandra_Lionheart slashes at him!
[OOC] WC GM: hit
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 2d10+108 and got 10, 9 for a total of 127
Cassandra can feel most of her blow bouncing off the armor.
[OOC] Hector: He has an ARMOR UP.
[OOC] WC GM: Felicia!
Cassandra_Lionheart Cassanda blinks, still focusing on the missing armor piece…
Felicia grumbles, attempting to dislodge his armor again!
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 5 ( Total: 5 )
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: darn.
[OOC] ORN: break it again, break it again!
[OOC] Felicia: Not anymore he doesnt >_>
Felicia's awesomeness overcomes Wedge's magic!
WC GM: Status Phase - Wedge: R: Lightning(4), ARM Break(3), MEN Up(3)
Felicia hops back with a smirk as it bursts into amber fragments.
WC GM: Battle order: ORN:21 Ahiru:19 Sakha:18 Felicia:17 Hector:14 Cassandra:13 Pak:13 Wedge:12
[OOC] WC GM: ORN!
[OOC] Sakha: WHY!? WHY!?
ORN quietly hovers for a moment and glares
[OOC] Sakha: *cries*
ORN rolled 1d2 and got 1 for a total of 1
[OOC] WC GM: Huh?
[OOC] Felicia: Im tempted to buy phoenix downs next time I get a chance >_> just so I can Zombie-nuke things. Though its an expensive way of killing things.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: wow…1d10+10? You suck initative roller!
[OOC] Sakha: I have a limit of 8frickin50/212!
[OOC] Felicia: o_o
ORN cuts his floatstone out, kneels on the ground and charges a rapidly growing greenish arc between the triple points of his weapon arm
ORN fires his blast through the idiot!
ORN rolled 2d12+153,200% and got 1, 1 for a total of 310.0
Wedge takes the blow, heavily.
[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru!
ORN stands back up and hovers ominously
Ahiru attacks!
Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 85 ( Total: 85 )
[OOC] WC GM: hit
[OOC] Ahiru: Hector put up his command?
[OOC] Hector: Nope.
[OOC] ORN: not yet ;.;
Ahiru rolled 2d8+30 and got 5, 1 for a total of 36
Ahiru's attack bounces off Wedge's armor, even disrupted as it is.
[OOC] WC GM: Sakha!
[OOC] Hector: Sakha needs to combine her ice powers with KUNG FU so she can do a Reppu Seikenzuki.
[OOC] Sakha: ??
[OOC] Pak: Sakha's gonna explode soon…
[OOC] Hector: Daimos.
[OOC] Pak: ICEDOKEN
[OOC] Hector: Way before your time, or mine.
[OOC] Felicia: Explode like someone on the plane of positive energy
[OOC] WC GM: Sakha has another limit, no?
[OOC] Felicia: IM SO HEALTHY *Explode*
[OOC] ORN: somehow I doubt she plans on healing the lot of us that much ;p
[OOC] Sakha: I have group limits. No point in wasting on a single opponent
[OOC] Hector: Reppu Seikenzuki is a mix of a blizzard tornado being fired at the enemy and then SHORYUKEN.
[OOC] Hector: Dynamic Kill has Daimos' fist RIPPING THROUGH THE ENEMY.
[OOC] ORN: isn't that from combattler?
[OOC] Hector: No, Daimos.
[OOC] Hector: Third in the Nagahama Romantic Trilogy.
[OOC] ORN: ah
[OOC] ORN: fuck that's before our time
Sakha seethes. "Only one!? Only one!? One can't satisfy my level of stress!" She laughs and casts Blizzara.
[OOC] Hector: I want to see the whole thing one day. That, Daitarn, and Goshogun.
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 99 ( Total: 99 )
[OOC] Pak: Hahahaha. Wedge can't satisfy Sakha.
[OOC] Sakha: >_> luck magic can't botch? He doesn't have 70+ MEVA does he?
[OOC] Pak: Take THAT you creepy thing >.<
[OOC] WC GM: Still hits
Sakha rolled 3d8+240,125% and got 1, 3, 2 for a total of 307.5
Wedge is keeping very frosty.
Hector whistles.
[OOC] WC GM: Hector!
[OOC] Felicia: No :p
[OOC] Hector: Felicia.
[OOC] WC GM: Ah, right. Felicia!
Felicia 's blade becomes a sickly black and green, a chilling wind passing through the air. She rushes forward to pierce Wedge with it, the blade attempting to suck the life from him.
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 5 ( Total: 5 )
[OOC] Felicia: …!
[OOC] WC GM: Felicia and crits today.
Felicia rolled 2d10+136,200% and got 9, 8 for a total of 306.0
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 69 for a total of 69
Felicia got a total of 222)
[OOC] Felicia: Aww. No zombie.
[OOC] WC GM: Was that HP drain?
[OOC] Felicia: Zombie strike.
Wedge is looking very weak just now…
[OOC] WC GM: NOW Hector!
Hector: "…alrighty, then."
Hector KATHWACKS!
Hector rolled 1d100-151 and got 13 ( Total: -138 )
[OOC] Hector: CRIT!
[OOC] Felicia: Fuck yeah seaking!
Hector rolled 2d8+72,200% and got 2, 8 for a total of 164.0
Wedge dances away from the blow, then FLEES into the tunnel! "BIIIIIIGSSSSS!!!"
WC GM rolled 11d100 and got 76, 58, 6, 27, 91, 78, 69, 95, 54, 5, 20 for a total of 579
Hector: "…man."
[OOC] Pak: fuck yeah 5 and 6
Felicia: "Hmph."
Cassandra_Lionheart shakes herself out of the sight and sighs
Pak: "n.n; I didn't mean to eviscerate them so totally…"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Its okay Pak."
Hector picks up Pak and gives him a big hug.
2 Holy Waters, 1 Hi-Potion, 1 Tranquilizer, and 7 Potions remain behind.
Hector: "That was AWESOME, little bro!"
Cassandra_Lionheart picks up 3 Poitons
[OOC] Felicia: You have like 20 hi potions dude o_o
Pak squeals and squirms back. "H-hector~"
[OOC] WC GM: 5018 XP and 1869 Gil each.
ORN grabs hi-potions
Cassandra_Lionheart puts back the 3 potions
Pak doesn't take any items. Is good
Hector puts Pak down and then walks over to Sakha.
[OOC] ORN: had none
Cassandra_Lionheart takes a Holy Water
Felicia grabs 3 potions.
ORN: "… Can you call it again? This Unit would like to see more!"
Hector: "You feeling any better?"
ORN breaks off his weapon arm, reforms his hand and picks up his lance, extra stabliser sections breaking away
Hector: "I mean, you took one hell of a hit, and though Ahiru brought you out of it, I wouldn't be surprised if you had some revival dizziness or something."
Sakha turns on him glaring frosty daggers - just being near her you can feel a significant drop in temperature - pleasant actually in the midle of this heat.
Hector gulps.
[OOC] ORN: someone really, really, really needs to fire? ^^:
Cassandra Lionheart: "Well, I guess, we killed all the trolls accidentally, so we have no one to talk to now."
Pak hmms.
Pak: "Hey, Sis!"
[OOC] Sakha: Like I said 850/212, she could use a level 4 limit if it were an option right now
Felicia: "We *could* just follow the coward…"
ORN: "It ran… Biggs likely on its way. Perhaps Sakha will not have to wait too long. Let us hurry and give her a target?"
Pak: "Let's go chase after the enemies so you can unload on them!"
Hector: "Let's take a break. We all got banged up pretty heavily."
Cassandra_Lionheart nods with Hector.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Those darn Cheerleaders!"
ORN: "This group requires protection from such effects…"
Ahiru blinks. "I didn't."
Felicia: "I was disoriented for a moment, but I'm fine."
ORN takes both his old little potions (unless the break's to recharge)
Cassandra_Lionheart chugs down a Hi-Potion and breathes deeply
[OOC] Hector: I'd kind of like to make today a little shorter 'cause I have some errands to run and everything closes early on Sunday.
[OOC] ORN: aww, here I thought we were headed into a second battle to make up for last week ^^;;;
[OOC] WC GM: You saying to close here, and next week you pounce upon Biggs?
[OOC] ORN: but but… we wanna pounce Biggs' biggs now! >.> <.< >.> ;p
Pak drinks 2 tonics.
[OOC] Pak: Er, two potions.
[OOC] Sakha: Sakha does… but I'll be okay
[OOC] Hector: Yeah.
[OOC] ORN: stares with huge sad eyes at hector
[OOC] WC GM: Alright. Everyone record current HP/MP - after drinking tonics/potions/tinctures et al.
[OOC] ORN: kk ;.; done

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