EC Session 3.4

Sunset, Boltember 1 Pyrday…you think. It's impossible to tell. The only thing for certain is that your biological clocks have started to keep their own time.
The trail of destruction is not too hard to follow. Shattered stone things, left and right and ceiling and floor.
[OOC] Ahiru: "tomorrow" is 'my' b-day
ORN: "hm…."
Indeed, it takes you a moment to realize when you stumble across what looks like it might be a town - mostly because of the doors in cave tunnels here and there.
Pak: "Eh?"
Pak looks around!
Hector: "The hell?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yeah, this is odd."
ORN: "This Unit would investigate"
Hector: "Please do."
Felicia: "Sounds like the best plan. I don't like the looks of this."
Cassandra_Lionheart waits with the group.
Pak: "Hm…"
Pak looks around for sines… I mean, signs, of life.
[OOC] WC GM: Awareness
ORN: "There may be weapons"
[OOC] ORN: all, just pak?
[OOC] WC GM: Those who look for life
Hector looks with Pak.
Hector rolled 1d100 and got 62 ( Total: 62 ) **
[OOC] Hector: pass by 18
ORN rolled 1d100 and got 82 ( Total: 82 )
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 46 for a total of 46
Felicia looks as well.
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 38 ( Total: 38 )
[OOC] ORN: shiny shiny rocks
[OOC] Felicia: Pass by 23
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: pass 14
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 66 ( Total: 66 )
Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 21 ( Total: 21 )
[OOC] Ahiru: pass
No one's on the streets, but you hear occasional sounds from behind the doors. Whoever's there is hiding - some of them, not so well. It's an easy guess what they're hiding from - and thus, what their likely reaction would be to visitors.
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 25 for a total of 25
Pak thinks. How do you most endear yourself to someone hiding in fear?
ORN: "? Why would they hide?"
Hector: "Hm. You guys think we should hassle 'em for info or just keep going?"
Pak: "…Do we have any extra food?"
ORN: "…."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Hello? We are not here to hurt you. We need help, please."
ORN grabs a nice looking chunk from the floor and shows it to pak?
ORN shrugs, in a 'besides this you mean'? way
ORN: "This group has funds to exchange for goods before being on its way?"
ORN: "It would aid This group in stopping the destruction that seems to have passed here"
[OOC] ORN: I mean, sure, wer're following it because its probably fakir and thus friendly destruction but hey, they don't know that
Cassandra_Lionheart walks over to one of the doors //"Please, we are not here to harm you , we are looking for who did this, and need some supplies."
Pak: "…We might have fooood!"
Hector scratches the back of his head. "Doesn't this just beat all…"
A door opens slightly. You see what looks like an eye in a gray face on the other side.
ORN: "Although it would help if we knew what DID cause all this…"
It slams quickly. "THEY'RE FLESH! EVERYONE HIDE!"
ORN walks over
Cassandra Lionheart: "Please come on out. We want to help."
ORN: "This unit is NOT flesh! >.<"
Voice: "…not flesh?"
The door opens again.
Pak: "He isn't."
Pak: "Made of… uh… rocks."
Pak: "Or…something."
Ahiru: "I'm feathers!"
She turns into a duck.
Standing in front of ORN is what can only be described as a stone golem urchin.
ORN: "These Units are currently aiding This Unit in finding the source of this destruction. This Unit is guaranteed 100% not-flesh."
Hector grins at the SGU.
Felicia: "He speaks the truth."
ORN kneels down and stares non-threatningly
He looks ORN over, then spies the rock in ORN's land and leaps upon it, eating it right out of ORN's hand.
Cassandra_Lionheart smiles and lets ORN do the talking
ORN: "Ah? People here have good taste!"
[OOC] Pak: Urchin?
ORN: "Has there been difficulty in aquiring proper consumables?"
A somewhat larger golem - possibly the smaller one's mother figure, given shapes and relative sizes - comes out of the darkness behind. "Ah! You found the food I dropped when we fled.' // //
ORN stands up and nods
ORN: "This Unit guarantees no harm will come from this group."
Pak: "…"
Pak: "Stone people?"
Pak blinks.
Pak wonders how such a thing came about…
ORN looks over at Pak
Pak: "Well, I don't know their proper names yet >_>"
MotherGolem: "Yes, I suppose you could call us that."
Felicia: "Not *too* surprising."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Golems."
Pak: "Well, I know we've been hanging out with one, but…"
Hector: "Couldn't be any less weird than lava-riding elves who speak a language that doesn't make much sense."
Pak: "Isn't ORN more of a robot than a golem? >_>"
Cassandra_Lionheart nods with Hector
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yes ORN is actually.
ORN: "This Unit was created artificially, but the differences in method are minor according to Creators."
The mother golem looks at Cassandra. "We prefer to be called dwarves, actually."
Cassandra Lionheart: "My mistake, madam."
Felicia: "Dwarves?"
ORN: "Ah. Appologies. This Group is used to artificially created units."
She steps into the light a little more. Sure enough, she is reminiscent of a dwarf.
Except for being made of stone.
Hector: "…wait a second. So what are the fleshy small things with beards that like ale and mining called, then, if not dwarves?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "What has happened here, madam?"
MotherGolem: "…fleshy? You mean there are still dwarves…like we used to be?"
ORN nods.
Felicia: "We were with them not too long ago, actually."
Hector: "That's how it seems. Met some of them a while back. Good people."
MotherGolem: "I'm not sure if that's good news or bad."
ORN: "They were trapped on the other side of a rather large section of magma. They were quite friendly."
Cassandra_Lionheart listens
ORN: "Bad news? Please explain?"
MotherGolem: "Oh! You mean the surface exit. It was blocked off by Gaia."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Then we did something bad?"
ORN: "… Exactly what was it blocking?"
MotherGolem: "The exit to the surface. Umm…from your bodies, I assume you're FROM the surface?"
ORN nods
Cassandra Lionheart: "We are."
Pak: "Even ORN is."
MotherGolem: "I'm the only one still alive here who'd recognize you - aside from our recent visitor. The change happened so long ago."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Recent Visitor?"
The golem puts a hand on her son, who has been gaping at the party since finishing his rock. "You get back inside and tell everyone we're safe for the moment."
The younger one does so.
ORN: "Several spirits on the surface went haywire and began twisting their respective elements. This group was forced to attempt to calm them… Although recent events leave This Unit wondering…"
MotherGolem: "You could say Gaia has twisted her element as well. We went along with it - what else could we do, when we're surrounded by her? Those who resisted were simply crushed."
ORN nods
Cassandra Lionheart: "That is sad."
Hector wonders how far they are from Shaft, considering how much they've walked.
ORN: "Other than the obvious, any other ways it has been twisted?"
MotherGolem: "We used to number enough to almost circle the equator. Now…I'm not sure how many of us are left, but I don't know of any village larger than this."
ORN: "hm?"
MotherGolem: "There may be more - Gaia's called magma up to seal off passages. We used to deal with the Elvaan a lot - I grew up with one, who I thought I would marry. But then…"
Pak wonders if these were the dwarves the Elf warned us about.
ORN: "Then your composition was modified?"
She trails off, looking into the distance. You think you see a tear in her eye.
ORN looks over at Pak
ORN: "This Unit has little trust in the rude one's warnings."
MotherGolem: "No, that happened afterwards. After…oh Gaia, the screaming…"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Its okay madam. We will rectify the situation, if at all possible."
She sits down, shaking.
ORN: "… screaming? … Would this be when Gaia went berserk?"
Hector: "Well…we're gonna do what we can to fix the situation."
ORN nods
MotherGolem: "The…the day of the Cataclysm…when those prideful idiots actually fired the Volcannon!"
ORN: "…"
Pak: "Ohhh…"
Cassandra_Lionheart blinks
ORN shuts up now
MotherGolem: "The magma went wild. My love…I saw him consumed alive by the lava…and there was nothing I could do but watch…"
Pak: "I'm starting to get the sense that the Volcannon caused everything to be thrown off balance >.<"
Hector: "Hm. Seems like using the spirits' powers in ways other than what was intended causes them to go ballistic."
Cassandra_Lionheart nods with Pak "It needs to be destroyed."
ORN: "… Just what was that moon carrying that it would require this, then?"
Hector: "All that electricity made Bolt nuts. And Milf's power was bein' channeled into the wrong kinds'a life."
MotherGolem: "They say it wasn't like that…that the spirits were going wild before then…but I don't know…I was too young…"
Hector: "Straw that broke the camel's back, then?"
Hector scratches his chin and idly wonders if Trombe is okay.
ORN: "This unit is unsure it was the use itself… From what we have seen of Milf, it was Milf herself that modified the ecology and forced this magic…"
Felicia ponders for a moment. Had she heard any of this before?
ORN: "A result, rather than cause…"
Hector: "Hm."
ORN: "It may be the moon that caused this… But if the spirits were already going wild, then perhaps firing the volcannon did not go as planned."
Pak: "I guess we'll find out when we keep going, right…?"
ORN nods
Cassandra Lionheart: "I think so Pak."
Pak: "In any case, Gaia…"
Pak: "We'll have to stop her, too!"
Pak: "But…"
Pak: "…There's a problem with that."
Pak: "We don't know yet who might be carrying her power."
Cassandra Lionheart: "That is true, Pak."
ORN: "… indeed. And we are surrounded by her power in many ways… All it takes is a cave-in"
Hector: "Where could they be headed…theoretically?"
ORN: "further down?"
Cassandra_Lionheart nods with ORN
Hector hm's. "To defeat your enemy, you have to think like they do."
Pak: "I guess our best bet would be to find the largest petrified village."
Pak: "Do you know where any of them could be?"
Pak turns to the Mother Golem.
Felicia: "Didnt she say this was the largest she heard of?"
ORN nods
MotherGolem: "There…used to be larger ones…behind places that were sealed away."
ORN: "If there are any supplies we could pay for… Also, Trade with the surface may soon be possible again now that the barrier has been removed. you may need a bridge…"
MotherGolem: "The one who came through here seemed to be headed for one such place."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Did you catch the person's name?"
The mother golem perks up. "Pay? You mean…gil?"
MotherGolem: "Do you of the surface still use that?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yes we do."
MotherGolem: "SHOW ME!"
Hector holds up a 1gil coin.
The mother golem has to restrain herself from pouncing upon it like her younger charge did.
Pak shows a 5, 10, 25.
ORN nods
MotherGolem: "Aheh…yes, yes, that's the stuff alright!"
Hector puts the money back.
Pak: "n.n;"
ORN: "Er… This Unit has been refraining from doing that… but… Guess its all right…"
Cassandra Lionheart: "We have lots of it."
MotherGolem: "Umm…you may find it odd why I recognize it after all this time."
Pak flicks a coin into the air.
ORN: "You did say you were alive before."
Pak catches it and pockets it.
MotherGolem: "The truth is, with our bodies the way we are, that's the secret to producing more of ourselves. Any being alive down here has that in their veins."
ORN: "This Unit does not know the lifespan of mineral frames but several garden-care were quite old…"
Hector: "…just like those rock bats we fought earlier."
MotherGolem: "Monster hunting is quite popular among those who want kids."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Ah."
ORN: "Hm.."
MotherGolem: "I'm not sure whether that's helped or hurt our population, overall."
Pak: "Hm."
Pak: "What does that mean about my Gambler abilities, then? x.x"
MotherGolem: "…Gambler abilities?"
Pak: "Um…"
ORN: "… Obviously that means one of your parents was an Autonomous Golem Frame."
Pak throws a 25 gil piece in the air.
Pak rolled 1d10 and got 6 for a total of 6
Felicia: "…"
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 45 for a total of 45
ORN stands up straight and sparkles
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 52 for a total of 52
ORN: "Shininess is superior indeed"
Pak makes a bunnygirl appear!
MotherGolem: "…where did that coin go?"
Pak: "I don't know, exactly."
ORN: "He appears to transform them into comely females on a regular basis. Although most of the time they instead transform into small habitations."
Felicia: "He is… a strange one."
Pak: "Someone taught me about this weird kind of magic that makes money vanish and other things appear in their place."
Hector: "I like to think he puts it in an interdimensional slot machine."
MotherGolem: "Obviously it went somewhere. Maybe it's a life sacrifice?"
Pak bows to the bunnygirl and apologizes for calling her out for a demonstration. n.n;
The bunnygirl gives ORN a kiss on the cheek before vanishing.
ORN sparkles brilliantly
Pak: "It's weird, though…"
MotherGolem: "As in, you give some entity the stuff of life, and it gives you a bit of power?"
Pak: "Once, it summoned a spirit of death."
Pak: "And another time, I called on the power of Bolt…"
Pak: "Maybe it's like a contract."
Pak: "Maybe that's it. n.n;"
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at ORN and giggles a bit
Pak: "But most things don't use Gil as money."
Pak: "Er, rather."
Pak: "Most things don't use gil as… er, blood."
[OOC] Pak: Blood money. >_>;
MotherGolem: "Maybe not where you come from. Down here, we all do."
Pak: "Hm."
Pak: "I bet that bunnygirl uses it to buy herself nice things! n.n"
Pak giggles.
ORN: "Its not really well suited to This Unit's consumption however… Issues would be likely to occur…"
Felicia scratches her head.
Pak: "Anyway."
Pak: "Um… did you need some gil?"
Hector: "Let's make with the buying and selling of goods, shall we?"
MotherGolem: "You said it's like a contract? Are you sure she isn't saving up to buy yours?"
Pak: "Yeah. n.n"
Pak: "…Mine?"
Pak: "Contract…?"
ORN: "… hmmmmmm!"
ORN stares at Pak
ORN stares at Sakha
ORN stares at Felicia
Pak blinks?
ORN remembers all the other girls….
ORN: "That is most possible"
Felicia: "Eeeh?"
Hector chuckles.
Pak: "E-eh?"
Pak: "What?"
Cassandra_Lionheart luaghs
Pak sweatdrops.
Sakha quirks an eyebrow
Felicia grumbles.
Pak: "…"
Pak: "M-maybe I should be more careful then."
ORN: "Pak IS popular after all.."
Cassandra Lionheart: "True.
Pak: "I'm not sure I wanna be snatched off to another dimension!"
Pak: "x.x"
ORN: "Of friendly rabbit-suited women"
Hector: "…some guys have all the luck."
Pak: "It could be a pile of mini-mes instead."
Cassandra Lionheart: "I'm sure you can find a way to make the bunny girl real."
Pak: "…I'll ask her next time she appears."
Pak: "…b-but anyway."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Heh, you should."
Felicia ahems.
Pak waves his hand.
Pak: "Let's shoppu!"
Felicia: "Could we return to the negotiations of gil, perhaps?"
ORN nods
Pak: "…if you have anything."
[OOC] ORN: already prepared me shopping for next time I'd be in town ^^:
MotherGolem: "What we have is mostly made for us, but we could cobble together some things for your larger frames."
Cassandra_Lionheart blinks…she isn't that big…
Cassandra is bigger than most dwarves, though.
[OOC] ORN: or taller at least
Pak is the shortest party member.
[OOC] WC GM: They aren't called "dwarf" because they're extra-tall. ;)
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: True
[OOC] ORN: taller + likely thinner = different armor reqs
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: nods
Felicia is shorter than ORN. And possibly Hector.
[OOC] Felicia: Crazy dwarves are crazy
Hector is six feet even.
ORN kinda tall
Pak: "We can help with that~! n.n"
[OOC] Felicia: Yeah, shorter by 6"
[OOC] Pak: However, wouldn't shopping best be done next week when we're on break?
[OOC] ORN: almost 7'9
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: I want my new equip..
[OOC] WC GM: Yes. I have that in hand too.
[OOC] ORN: well I was done before game even started
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Me also
[OOC] Pak: Plus if we level to 19 we can get better equipment.
A few other golems nervously emerge, carrying wares of varying sorts.
[OOC] Pak: And we're already sooooo close to leveling
[OOC] Hector: Indeed.
[OOC] Hector: We should level and then come back here.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: ….
[OOC] Pak: Like… 1200 xp away n.n;
[OOC] WC GM: Which is exactly what I have planned via the "it will take some time to cobble the stuff together". :P
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: sorry, I'm kind of sick of doing 2d10+60 for damage…
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: erm 66
[OOC] ORN: ^^; that was my plan right after that fight with the elementals back in the last town ^^;
[OOC] WC GM: <HicksBreakingFourthWall> "HEY! We just got UP to 1d10+66, missy!" :P
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Okay, I can wait until level up!
Pak: "Ooh~ These are nice n.n"
[OOC] WC GM: <Wedge> *smacks Hicks* "1d12. Rifles."
[OOC] ORN: alright, alright… but if you guys drag us forwards I'm burning my limit on the lot of you!
[OOC] Hector: I'm at 2d8+60. I need more damage.
[OOC] ORN: « just needed to hit save to be done with it
[OOC] WC GM: <Biggs> *smacks Wedge and Hicks* "Less talk, more catching up to them."
MotherGolem: "See anything you like?"
ORN points at armor and lance he wouldn't mind assimilating
Hector looks for a whip.
Felicia looks over the same armor. "Im quite interested in that as well."
Cassandra_Lionheart looks to replace everything…
Pak looks over some stuff…
You hear a THUD THUD THUD THUD from down the tunnel.
[OOC] Hector: I don't get an extra d8 until 63%.
ORN perks up
Another golem comes racing up, the way you came from.
ORN: "… ?"
Pak kyan?
[OOC] Felicia: Its aaaall about the DS, not the d8
He skids to a halt upon seeing you. "Ack! MORE fleshies!"
Pak: "o.o"
Pak: "'More'?"
ORN: "This Group is Friendly. … More? ?"
MotherGolem: "It's alright, these ones are friendly."
Cassandra Lionheart: "What?"
Felicia turns to the source of the noise. "What's this?"
Golem: "…if you say so."
MotherGolem: "Did you see another one?"
Golem: "Yeah! Back in the garden, disturbing the rockbats!"
Pak: "…Garden!?"
Golem: "A really wierd looking one - almost like it was two bodies. One covered in skin and fabric, the other mostly covered in feathers."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Let's go!"
ORN: "… feathers?"
ORN nods at Cassie
Cassandra Lionheart: "Chocobo?"
Felicia: "More than likely."
Hector quirks an eyebrow up.
Cassandra_Lionheart rushes to thier garden
ORN: "This Unit will return for these goods after their elimination! Do not Consume!"
ORN rushes after her
Pak runs too!
Felicia goes after them as well.
Hector follows everyone.
Golem: "Elimination? Umm…if you say you're volunteering to help, I'll lead you there."
He runs off, doing just that.
Golem: "You sound like you know this creature?"
Pak: "We might."
Hector: "Maybe."
ORN: "Several with 'feathers' have been destroyed in the past. They have a habit of reforming for some reason."
Golem: "He had this wierd way of talking, and I got the sense he was just shooting at the rockbats for fun."
ORN: "Most Theraputic use of violence."
Felicia: "…Sounds like them."
Golem: "'Them'? You mean there's more than one?"
ORN: "They generally travel in groups of three."
Pak: "They usually travel in 3s."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Wegde, Hicks, and Biggs! Darn it!"
ORN: "If there was one, the others were likely not far"
Soon enough, you come to a larger cave - with what can only be described as a rock garden.
Cassandra_Lionheart looks to see if sh ethink it is
What irrigation there is, seems designed to channel the water that drips through, to leech out nutrients and deposit them.
Sure enough, Hicks is sniping at a flock of flying rocky creatures reminiscent of bats. 15 remain.
ORN not even gonna wait
Cassandra Lionheart: "Hey, Hicks, are you dumb or something?"
Hector: "…damn."
ORN jumping right now. they can talk all they want till I land
Cassandra Lionheart: "And Biggs, can't you control them for once in yoru life?"
Hector: "Man, Cassie. Just zip it with all the hero-talk, already."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Who says its hero talks. She can't keep her boys in line."
Hector: "And you can't keep your mouth closed."
Hector: "Too bad you can't find a man who can appreciate that."
Felicia steps forward. "Of course not. That was my job."
Cassandra Lionheart: "And you can't stop judging people, can you?"
The rockbats seem to catch ORN!
Pak blinks!
Hector: "You're overanalyzing."
Hector doubletakes at Orn.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Your not doing enough of it!"
ORN: "Oi, out of the way, edibles, we're trying to protect you here!"
They chitter among themselves…and some of them mimic ORN's jump!
WC GM: //Battle order: ORN:22 Ahiru:21 RockbatDEF:17 Hector:16 Sakha:16 Pak:16 RockbatJKL:16 Hicks:15 Cassandra:14 Felicia:9 RockbatABC:9 RockbatMNO:9 RockbatGHI:8

[OOC] Hector: You're. You're. You're. You're. You're. YOU'RE. YOU ARE.
Felicia looks up at ORN. This does not bode well.
[OOC] WC GM: ORN! Go ahead and land.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: God damn Jeff, before I take a turn to eject you! :P
ORN rolled 2d12+96,200% and got 12, 8 for a total of 232.0
[OOC] WC GM: He is technically correct, you know. :P
ORN sets the example by crashing into hicks, lance first
[OOC] Hector: The best kind of correct!
[OOC] Hector: You got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea.
ORN rips the old spear out, and hops back into formation in a cloud of dust
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Okay, but still…grrr, spell check does catch it!
Hicks: "Oof! Well well well. Guess we caught up af'er all."
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: What Jeff, ticking people of for noreason?
Pak: "Caught up?"
[OOC] Hector: That doesn't make any sense.
[OOC] WC GM: No it doesn't. "Your" vs. "you're" slips right by almost all spell checks.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Becuase if forgot the other f.
Felicia: "Hows it going, Hicks?"
[OOC] WC GM: Because "your" is a word too - just not the right one in that spot.
Pak: "We were chasing you guys >.<"
[OOC] WC GM: But anyway.
Hector thumbs to Felicia. //"Does she look familiar, you annoying little prick?"
Hicks: "You were?"
Hicks: "Oh! Izz her! The chick we were s'pposed t' rub out! Sorry you're still alive - gimme a chance and I'll fix that."
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: brb
Hector: "Not if we don't wipe you out of existence first."
[OOC] Pak: Ahiru!
Ahiru has been wandering along as a duck and attacks DEF
Felicia pifs with a smirk. "Sure you will, little man."
Hector: "And believe me, that's something I'd love to do right now."
Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 20 ( Total: 20 )
Ahiru rolled 2d10+55 and got 10, 10 for a total of 75
Somehow…SOMEHOW…Hicks appears to have managed to get drunk. You suspect there was no ale to be found anywhere between the other village and here.
[OOC] ORN: … well if they weren't hostile now they will be ^^:
Pak: "…"
Rockbat D screeches!
Pak: "Where the heck did he get alcohol from?"
Rockbats D, E, and F buzz Ahiru in retaliation!
WC GM rolled 3d100 and got 66, 96, 87 ( Total: 249 )
Pak: "WAIT!"
Hector: "Beats me."
Pak: "How did he get drunk anyway!?"
Pak: "H, he's a zombie~!"
Pak: "This is increasingly impossible!"
[OOC] Hector: Is Sakha at limit?
[OOC] Sakha: yes
WC GM rolled 2d8+48 and got 8, 4 for a total of 60
[OOC] Hector: :D
Only D manages to connect, for 60, ARM damage.
[OOC] WC GM: Hector!
[OOC] Sakha: but she needs a clue first
Pak can provide said clue!
Hector flashes blue for a second, and then rushes Hicks, striking at vital points on his armor. ARMOR BREAK!
[OOC] Pak: But it needs to be my turn.
Hector rolled 1d100 and got 100 ( Total: 100 )
[OOC] Hector: Oh fuck.
[OOC] Pak: Actually, you go before me, even.
[OOC] Pak: So I can't T_T)
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Can anybody dopple for me, I have to leave.
Hector: "Sakha, give 'em the shoulder of death!"
[OOC] Pak: Even though I have a… an alarm clock.
Hicks is breaking out the drunken foo, and ducks under Hector's assault.
[OOC] WC GM: Sakha!
[OOC] ORN: er, if your char sheet's fully up to date with current info I can for combat I guess
[OOC] Pak: Actually, considering how much of a total death cannon Sakha is…
[OOC] Pak: I guess it actually balances the party that she's such a spacy
Sakha rouses from her reverie. "Hm? What? Oh… him again…?" She summons up her wand.
[OOC] ORN: even better ^^;
[OOC] WC GM: Pak!
ORN: "The bats may not be hostile"
ORN: "Please let us attempt to eliminate hicks and leave them behind if possible."
Pak throws a coin into the air…!
Pak: "…What? Oops."
Pak: "Well, let's hope this doesn't hit them, then."
Pak rolled 1d10 and got 4 for a total of 4
Pak: "…"
Pak whistles and fudges that roll.
Pak rolled 1d10 and got 8 for a total of 8
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 40 for a total of 40
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 33 for a total of 33
[OOC] Pak: Hm…
[OOC] Pak: This is MOOGLE
[OOC] Felicia: :o
Pak suddenly GROWS
[OOC] Hector: gots to pee
Felicia blinks
Pak has become PAK-ZILLA
[OOC] Pak: I don't think I attack immediately.
[OOC] Hector: Tooks the pee.
[OOC] Pak: So next turn.
Rockbats JKL screech at the Pak-zilla, swarming him!
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 71 ( Total: 71 )
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 94 ( Total: 94 )
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 36 ( Total: 36 )
WC GM rolled 2d8+48 and got 1, 3 for a total of 52
Only one actually connects - for 52, ARM damage.
Pak doesn't notice as a TINK resounds.
Cassandra blinks. "Duuuuude…"
Hicks: "Alr'ght, missies! Now lesse…aha! YOU were the healer!"
ORN: "…! interesting!"
Hicks: "Gotta new trick JUS' f'r you magic girls!"
His fingers weave and trace a complicated pattern - yes, he manages to cast while drunk. Those who know a bit of magery recognize Rasp.
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 93 ( Total: 93 )
[OOC] ORN: quick! pretend it works!
[OOC] WC GM: Actually, plot-it-doesn't. :P
The Rasp hits Cassandra square-on…

[OOC] ORN: aw, plot? damn. could've tricked'em into wasting much
[OOC] Felicia: They still did :p
Hicks: "Whaaa? It's like y' don' HAVE any magic left t' drain!"
[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra!
Pak looks around the battlefield with wide, feral eyes.
CassandraDopple: "…Hey! No draining my natural beauty, you fat drunk!"
[Scream; PWR/AGI Up(4)]
[OOC] CassandraDopple: dunno if Hicks qualifies as 'fat', but he's definitely drunk. :p
The remaining nine rockbats buzz around and swarm.
WC GM rolled 9d100 and got 30, 48, 48, 84, 82, 5, 77, 43, 53 ( Total: 470 )
Pak ROAAARS at them.
WC GM rolled 6#2d8+48(1) and got 3, 3 for a total of 54
WC GM rolled 6#2d8+48(2) and got 1, 7 for a total of 56
WC GM rolled 6#2d8+48(3) and got 6, 1 for a total of 55
WC GM rolled 6#2d8+48(4) and got 5, 2 for a total of 55
[OOC] Felicia: Eeeeh?
WC GM rolled 6#2d8+48(5) and got 6, 4 for a total of 58
WC GM rolled 6#2d8+48(6) and got 8, 2 for a total of 58
WC GM got a total of 336)
Hits go to, in order, Ahiru, Felicia, Hector, ORN, Sakha, and Cassandra.
[OOC] WC GM: Straight ARM damage.
CassandraDopple: "That tickled…"
Hector 's Rage-O-Meter is almost full.
[OOC] ORN: barely not a tink. BARELY… till next armor anyways.
WC GM: //Status Phase - Cassandra: PWR/AGI Up(3)

[OOC] Felicia: Uh, Dude
[OOC] Felicia: I didnt get to go :p
WC GM: Battle order: Ahiru:25 Cassandra:20 Hector:17 RockbatDEF:17 Pak:15 RockbatJKL:15 ORN:14 Sakha:14 Hicks:13 RockbatMNO:13 RockbatGHI:12 RockbatABC:9 Felicia:8
[OOC] WC GM: Er?
[OOC] CassandraDopple: 212/216; SOS: 54
[OOC] WC GM: Felicia, then!
[OOC] ORN: he's right ^^:
[OOC] Felicia: I was at 9, too!
Felicia 's blade begins to vibrate with a low hum, then suddenly stops, causing all to seem silent as she swings it out towards Hicks!
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 60 for a total of 60
[OOC] WC GM: hit
Felicia rolled 2d10+120 and got 7, 4 for a total of 131
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 47 for a total of 47
Felicia got a total of 178)
[OOC] Felicia: 60% Silence
Hicks: "Oww…you! Ha! Biggs 'n' Wedge helped me boost m' armor for THAT sort o' thing."
[OOC] WC GM: I: Seal
[OOC] WC GM: And NOW Ahiru!
Ahiru pecks at Hicks for Kicks!
[OOC] Felicia: Figured, but worth a shot.
Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 24 ( Total: 24 )
Felicia: "Oh? Well Ill just have to get rid of that then…"
[OOC] Ahiru: Do we have assault now?
[OOC] WC GM: Actually, I: Seal is new on them for this chapter.
[OOC] Hector: Nope.
Ahiru rolled 2d10+55 and got 5, 10 for a total of 70
[OOC] ORN: ;.;
[OOC] Pak: ?
[OOC] Pak: What do you mean?
[OOC] Pak: Hector can still cast Assault…
[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra!
[OOC] Felicia: eh? Arent you Knight/White Pirate?
[OOC] Pak: What did you put up? >_> I forget.
CassandraDopple: Dispatch, Hicks. Goes off at 16.
[OOC] Hector: I did Armor Break and missed horrendously.
[OOC] Hector: Christ.
[OOC] Pak: Ah.
[OOC] WC GM: Hector!
[OOC] Felicia: Gonna try again, or want me to?
[OOC] Felicia: Though Im waaay down the line.
[OOC] ORN: can use orders too though right?
[OOC] CassandraDopple: Let's see. Power Up gives +25% damage, right?
[OOC] Pak: Yes
[OOC] ORN: yah. and assault's seperate, being a DS boost.
Hector: "Hm. Well…let's do this thing, then."// He lifts his hand up and points to the sky. "Let your drills pierce the heavens!" *Command: Assault*
[OOC] Hector: ANd since USING a command doesn't take up a turn…
[OOC] Felicia: …Hes Kamina now.
Hector tries once again to Armor Break Hicks.
Hector rolled 1d100 and got 56 ( Total: 56 )
ORN looks around wondering who would have a drill
[OOC] Hector: 88-Evade chance
Hicks's chocobo stumbles past Hector's assault. …is it drunk too?
Hector: "Dammit!"
Rockbats DEF sail up into the sky, mimicing ORN!
ORN: "… it seems to have improved his fighting"
[OOC] CassandraDopple: How much DS does Assault give, again?
[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra!
[OOC] WC GM: +1 DS
[OOC] ORN: +1
[OOC] Hector: +1.
[OOC] Pak: +1
[OOC] Pak: hehehe?
[OOC] ORN: … … … … hopefully they're after hicks and not still pissed at ahiru………..
[OOC] Hector: I get to make all sorts of HOT BLOOD references with Assault. :3
CassandraDopple rolled up 2d10+99,150%: 168
[OOC] WC GM: And yes, it affects this Dispatch, as it went off before Dispatch resolved.
Pak roars in frustration as the bats near him fly up and out of his reach.
Pak grunts and looks for an easier target…
[OOC] WC GM: Pak!
Pak sees the stumbling chocobo and Hicks.
Pak 's hair glows blue!
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 86 for a total of 86
Felicia blinks.
[OOC] Pak: 255% acc
[OOC] WC GM: Yeah, you're hit-crit-or-botch w/255
[OOC] WC GM: So, hit
Pak rolled 2d6+91,150% and got 4, 3 for a total of 147.0
[OOC] Hector: Flonnezilla is still cuter.
[OOC] Hector: Anyone see Flonnezilla in Makai Kingdom? SO ADORABLE.
Hicks stumbles right through the breath, coughing a bit.
Pak breathes a wave of blue-green fire! Still ARM damage.
[OOC] ORN: heheh
Rockbats JKL buzz ORN!
WC GM rolled 3d100 and got 3, 27, 23 ( Total: 53 )
WC GM rolled 3#2d8+48(1) and got 3, 4 for a total of 55
WC GM rolled 3#2d8+48(2) and got 2, 4 for a total of 54
WC GM rolled 3#2d8+48(3) and got 3, 6 for a total of 57
WC GM got a total of 166)
Pak seems pleased at this ability.
They're right on target this time! Hit for 55, ARM then 54, ARM then 57, ARM damage.
Felicia continues to note the unpredictability of that mithra's crazy coins.
to the bats:: //Ignore the confused Duck earlier! This group will protect from the one harrassing you and leave on demand of the nearby dwarves!
ORN kneels a moment and blasts into the air
[OOC] ORN: jump> target: Hicks
[OOC] WC GM: Sakha!
Hector: "Hm. Sakha, stay off the bats for now. Focus on Hicks, and maybe the bats'll go away."
Pak gaoooo
[OOC] Felicia: Pak is a stegosaurus
[OOC] Hector: No, you're wrong.
[OOC] Hector: He's a Truckasaurus Sex.
[OOC] WC GM: He's a pak animal? >_>
Sakha just looks at Hector. //"I've been holding in a lot of iritation lately and you're telling me NOT to go for stress relief? Want me to freeze YOU later?"
Pak is gigantic. Waaaay taller than ORN even~
Hector: "Sorry, but the battle situation has changed and as such, tactics must be adjusted."
Pak: "GAOOOO."
Hector: "But if you want a bit of alone-time with me later so you can do whatever you want, well…let's just say I'm up for a possibility."
Pak leans down near Hector and Sakha. "Gaooooo?"
Pak: "GAOOOO."
Sakha continues to glare and growls, casting a Blizaga at Hicks alone.
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 56 ( Total: 56 )
[OOC] WC GM: hit
Sakha rolled 3d8+228,125% and got 3, 4, 8 for a total of 303.75
Pak: "GAO~!"
Pak seems glad that Sakha attacked the same target as him!
Hicks' chocobo seems a little more frosty than Hicks. Must be that inner glow…
[OOC] Hector: Are you a Truckasaurus Sex for the whole battle?
[OOC] Felicia: Totally
[OOC] Pak: Yes.
[OOC] Pak: Pakzilla needs direction, though. >_>
Hicks fumbles and weaves another spell. It looks like it was supposed to be Thunder, but Poison is what comes out…at Hector.
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 26 ( Total: 26 )
WC GM rolled 1d8+28 and got 1 for a total of 29
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 44 ( Total: 44 )
Pak: "GAAAOOO~!"
[OOC] Sakha: I have enough limit for a level 3 right now
Hector takes 29, MARM Bio damage and is Poisoned (U).
Hector: "…"
Hector: "You ASSHOLE!"
Pak imitates.
Hector points at Hicks. "Pak, avenge me!"
9 bats swarm around.
WC GM rolled 9d100 and got 40, 31, 91, 84, 38, 89, 84, 93, 32 ( Total: 582 )
Imitation is fun
WC GM rolled 4#2d8+48(1) and got 3, 5 ( Total: 56.0 )
Also rolled 4#2d8+48(2) and got 3, 7 [Total: 58.0 (Avg), Avg: 5.00]
Also rolled 4#2d8+48(3) and got 8, 7 [Total: 63.0 (High), Avg: 7.50]
Also rolled 4#2d8+48(4) and got 1, 4 [Total: 53.0 (Low), Avg: 2.50]
Also rolled Total and got 230.0, Avg: 4.75
Ahiru, Cassandra, ORN, and Felicia get hit this time.
[OOC] WC GM: Straight ARM damage again.
[OOC] WC GM: Felicia!
CassandraDopple giggles. That tickled!
Felicia shrugs off the tink.
Pak roars in annoyance. Why won't these beasts attack him?!
Felicia ’s weapon glows with a golden light as she leaps in to attack, releasing a quick combination of slashes against Hicks. Lines of light etch themselves along him, before bursting in an explosion of amber fragments.
[OOC] CassandraDopple: 208/216, SOS: 54. Limit: 8/216
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 64 for a total of 64
[OOC] ORN: Limit at 75% charge
[OOC] Felicia: 92, EVA chance >.>
[OOC] CassandraDopple: Ah, then 170/216, then.
Pak swipes around idly, trying to catch one of the bats.
[OOC] ORN: nah, meant mine ^^:
Hicks and chocobo stumble through again.
[OOC] CassandraDopple: Oh.
Felicia grumbles. Lucky drunk.
[OOC] WC GM: Barely missed.
WC GM: //Status Phase - Cassandra: PWR/AGI Up(2)

WC GM: Status Phase - Hector: Poison(U)
WC GM: Battle order: RockbatDEF:17 Ahiru:16 Hector:16 Pak:16 Cassandra:15 RockbatGHI:14 RockbatJKL:14 ORN:13 Hicks:12 Sakha:11 Felicia:11 RockbatMNO:10 RockbatABC:8
[OOC] Felicia: Man my init rolls suck today e.e
[OOC] ORN: ditto with the ones ^^:
Rockbats DEF complete their climb…still heading up!
They impact Pak below the chin!
[OOC] ORN: no biggie I guess… …. … cept that last part there.. that sounds like….
WC GM rolled 3#2d8+48,200%(1) and got 6, 1 for a total of 110.0
WC GM rolled 3#2d8+48,200%(2) and got 8, 4 for a total of 120.0
WC GM rolled 3#2d8+48,200%(3) and got 4, 1 for a total of 106.0
WC GM got a total of 336.0)
Pak is hit for 110, ARM then 120, ARM then 106, ARM damage.
[OOC] ORN: yay for doubled arm huh?
[OOC] Felicia: None of my abilities have a CT, so its not really that bad :p
[OOC] WC GM: Ahiru!
Ahiru pecks at Hicks for Kicks again!
[OOC] Felicia: Go Pakzilla!
Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 42 ( Total: 42 )
[OOC] Pak: HP: 88/167, MP: 95/95, SoS: 41.75
Ahiru rolled 2d10+66 and got 6, 2 for a total of 74
Pak is at limit. >_>
Hector: "Dammit. DAMMIT. Sakha, I think we may have to blow the bats to kingdom come."
[OOC] Pak: What does this mean? n.n;
Ahiru hears a tink as she bounces off…
[OOC] WC GM: Hector!
Hector uses a High Potion on Pak. +125 HP
[OOC] Pak: Since we interpret Limits as being akin to Attack Actions…)
[OOC] WC GM: Pak! If you're wondering if you can use your limit - we're going with "limits are attack actions", and the suit says you can only use attack actions, so yes.
[OOC] Pak: And you can use Limits during Fury…
[OOC] Pak: Okay.
Pak rears up on his hind legs, having been crouching down that whole time.
Pak 's hair glows- but so does his tail and ears. This one looks like it's gonna be nasty…!
[OOC] WC GM: Ridley's background music plays?
[OOC] Hector: Slayer - Dead Skin Mask
[OOC] Hector: In the depths of a mind insane, fantasy and reality are the same.
[OOC] WC GM: Or is this closer to Kraid?
[OOC] Pak: Kraid, probably.
[OOC] Pak: But anyway.
Pak does a HYPER ATOMIC BREATH~! And Hicks is in the middle of it.
[OOC] Hector: Like the enemies in SRW.
Pak rolled 2d6+195,150% and got 3, 1 for a total of 298.5
[OOC] Pak: 100% damage to everyone else.
[OOC] Pak: MARM, Fire.
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 30 for a total of 30
Pak rolled 15d100 and got 36, 31, 3, 94, 58, 83, 98, 24, 7, 19, 36, 8, 85, 91, 34 for a total of 707
[OOC] WC GM: You mean half of the 298?
[OOC] Pak: It's frag damage…
[OOC] Pak: I thought that meant it does 50%, not half.
[OOC] WC GM: Says 1/2, not 50%.
[OOC] Pak: Well, interpret however you like.
[OOC] Pak: Okay n.n
[OOC] Pak: half then.
[OOC] ORN: yup, its 1/2 of what you did to main.
[OOC] Pak: And 98% Mind
[OOC] Pak: and 49% to alternate targets.
[OOC] Pak: For Armor-Down
The bats SCREECH. That hit them, for sure.
[OOC] CassandraDopple: *tempted to Mighty Strike Hicks*
Hector: "…wow."
[OOC] Sakha: *wishes limit gauge doesn't go to 0 no matter what
[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra!
Hicks wobbles unsteadily on his mount.
[OOC] ORN: do it!
[OOC] ORN: you're agiup and all
CassandraDopple: Mighty Strike it is, then. Goes off at 13.
Six Rockbats swarm Pak!
WC GM rolled 6d100 and got 40, 76, 74, 56, 34, 33 ( Total: 313 )
WC GM rolled 4#2d8+48(1) and got 3, 8 for a total of 59
WC GM rolled 4#2d8+48(2) and got 4, 8 for a total of 60
WC GM rolled 4#2d8+48(3) and got 7, 7 for a total of 62
WC GM rolled 4#2d8+48(4) and got 8, 1 for a total of 57
WC GM got a total of 238)
Four of them impact this time. Somehow, even his giant frame manages to dodge a couple of them.
[OOC] WC GM: Cassandra!
[OOC] Hector: S rank on the ground. Ups evade by a lot.
CassandraDopple rolled up 1d100 2d10+99,225%: 40 258.75
[OOC] CassandraDopple: CoS is (160-EVA)/2; targetting Hicks.
[OOC] WC GM: Pak's got EVA 50, and the Rockbats don't have uber ACC.
Cassandra manages to smite Hicks clear out of the cavern! He flees…but the rockbats still seem riled up.
Pak feels a few tinks and swipes at them.
[OOC] CassandraDopple: Booya!
[OOC] ORN: er, he's GONE?
[OOC] ORN: ooh boy…. ^^:
[OOC] WC GM: Hicks is out of the combat, yes.
ORN gonna be crashing down through bat D, it seemed annoyingly hostile earlier.
ORN rolled 2d12+112,200% and got 8, 2 for a total of 244.0
"Down through"// is correct. Rockbat D's wings flutter lifelessly to the ground after ORN.
[OOC] WC GM: Sakha!
Sakha grumbles about stupid plans making stress relief pointless and Blizzaga's all the bats.
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 33 ( Total: 33 )
Sakha rolled 3d8+228 and got 2, 2, 3 for a total of 235
[OOC] WC GM: BTW, it's Blizzara, not Blizzaga.
[OOC] WC GM: Blizzaga is the tier 5 spell.
[OOC] Sakha: too much KH… >_>
[OOC] Hector: Damn right too much KH.
[OOC] Hector: it does crossover in the same way SRW does but it does it with a way less convincing effect.
The rockbats flutter around, looking quite weak.
[OOC] WC GM: Felicia!
ORN: "Cease Hostilities and we shall also, Edibles!"
Felicia slashes at Rockbat M!
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 69 for a total of 69
[OOC] WC GM: hit
Felicia rolled 2d10+135 and got 1, 5 for a total of 141
Rockbat M crumbles!
The bats chitter among themselves, then five of them swarm at…
WC GM rolled 1d7 and got 6 ( Total: 6 )
WC GM rolled 5d100 and got 84, 44, 87, 58, 35 ( Total: 308 )
WC GM rolled 3#2d8+48(1) and got 4, 8 for a total of 60
WC GM rolled 3#2d8+48(2) and got 6, 1 for a total of 55
WC GM rolled 3#2d8+48(3) and got 8, 8 for a total of 64
WC GM got a total of 179)
Only three connect this time.
WC GM: //Status Phase - Cassandra: PWR/AGI Up(1)

WC GM: Status Phase - Hector: Poison(U)
WC GM: Status Phase - RockbatsBHK: ARM Down(3)
Hector hits Limit.
WC GM: Battle order: Sakha:19 Ahiru:18 Cassandra:15 Pak:14 ORN:13 RockbatABC:13 Hector:12 RockbatGHI:11 RockbatJKL:11 RockbatNO:10 Felicia:9 RockbatEF:8
[OOC] WC GM: Sakha!
[OOC] ORN: that's like, 3 1's in a row ^^:;;;;;
[OOC] Felicia: 2, 1, 4, 2
Sakha grumbles again and Blizzara's all the bats.
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 4 ( Total: 4 )
[OOC] Sakha: oh poo
Sakha rolled 3d8+228 and got 7, 4, 6 for a total of 245
The rockbats EXPLODE!
[OOC] CassandraDopple: I guess that's the end of the battle, then?
[OOC] WC GM: Yep.
[OOC] CassandraDopple: :returns the con to Keith.
[OOC] Hector: Does Cassie have an antidote?
[OOC] Hector: I NEEDS ONE.
[OOC] Aerdan: No, she doesn't.
[OOC] Hector: Someone Antidote meeeeeeeeeeeee
Hector cough cough
[OOC] Felicia: Maybe the dwarves has some :p
Hector: "Bastard got me good…feel sick."
Pak shrinks down!
[OOC] ORN: I have a malboro tentacle?
Pak then falls over.
Pak: "A-aah…"
Hector: "Anyone who wants ta cure me…feel free to right now."
Hector: "Pak!"
Hector: "Dammit."
Pak is at 1 HP.
ORN: "They will likely have such supplies back at the village"
[OOC] WC GM: 4511 XP and 1796 Gil each.
ORN: "We should hurry then."
Hector coughs again.
WC GM rolled 16d100 and got 90, 24, 98, 79, 82, 42, 51, 7, 95, 64, 49, 87, 100, 45, 28, 95 ( Total: 1036 )
ORN picks up pak and puts him on his shoulder
Felicia: "Indeed."
[OOC] ORN: ooh, a 7..
You do indeed find an Antidote in the garden.
Hector chugs it down.
Hector: "There. Better."// He goes over to Sakha. "Hey, uh…"
Hector: "Look, I'm sorry about that. I really am."
Sakha glaaaaaaaaaaaaares.
Along with 5 Potions and a Hi-Potion.
ORN looks around at the cattle a little sad…
Cassandra Lionheart: "Hick, you silly idiot, I have no magic anymore!
Hector: "Next time you need to blow off some steam, just…feel free to."
ORN grabs a potion
Cassandra_Lionheart grabs 2 potions
Hector: "The last battle was a little murky 'n all, so…I thought maybe we could spare the bats, but I guess that wasn't possible."
Hector: "So…thanks for knocking 'em out so quickly. I'm glad you're on our side."
Felicia grabs a potion, and a hi-potion for Pak.
Pak crawwwls.
Pak: "x.x"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Pak, need help?"
Pak: "That… that was… crazy.."
Hector helps Pak up.
ORN: "This unit must learn that move…"
Sakha sends a tendril of frost to whip Hector's bottom
[OOC] Felicia: You got picked up by ORN :p
Hector hops about six inches into the air when ass-smacked.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Well, Lets get our stuff, and give the lady her much needed Gil to eat."
ORN looks over, having missed the whipping part and wonders what's up with hector
ORN nods
Pak squirms.
[OOC] Pak: Onme potion was open… so…
Pak grabs it and drinks it.
Pak: "Bwah~"
Pak sits up a bit. "That's better. n.n;"
Hector: "Nice job there, kiddo."
Pak: "That was another weird spirit… I think I prefer the bunnygirl x.x"
Golem: "Whoo! Thanks for the help!"
Felicia hands Pak the Hi potion she grabbed. "You be careful with those crazy coins."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Your welcome."
Hector: "Sure thing."
Golem: "You're just passing through, right? I'll let you stay the night as thanks."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Thank you."
Golem: "Umm…you're on your own for food, though. Most of you don't look like you eat rocks."
Hector: "Nah, that's not a big deal."
[OOC] ORN: back to the village?
Golem: "I think they'll need the night to resize the armor for you anyway. Pick out what you want before you go to bed."
[OOC] ORN: gah. damnit. sorry, lost some text there.
[OOC] ORN: lag I guess
The golem leads you back.
Hector stripped all the useable meat off the rockbats and is going to cook up, salt, and dry it so they can have jerky.
[OOC] WC GM: Poach check, Hector?
Pak takes it.
Hector rolled 1d100 and got 45 ( Total: 45 ) **
[OOC] Hector: Failed, since it's not a skill and I failed the stat.
ORN finds a good chunk of silicate somewhere and replaces some lost mass
These rockbats seem inedible, unfortunately.
Hector: "…shit!"
Fortunately, the party has enough rations…for now.
Cassandra_Lionheart looks and her stomach grumbles
Hector stands up and kicks one of the corpses. "Can't do a damn thing right today!" under his breath, says "…probably screwed things up with Sakha, too."
[OOC] WC GM: Actually, there is a Poach skill you can learn. OOC uses, and it can get you better or more item drops.
[OOC] Hector: Yeah, but when can we pick up new skills?
[OOC] Hector: I don't even get more points until I hit level 21.
[OOC] WC GM: You'll have a chance at the end of this chapter.
[OOC] Hector: What're the odds I'll REMEMBER?
[OOC] ORN: mark it down somewhere
ORN looks over at the golems
Cassandra_Lionheart begisn to pick out her stuff she wants before going over to ORN
[OOC] Felicia: Got all 50 bonus levels then? :p
ORN: "There was only one this time, but they usually come in groups of three. Please keep an eye out, as the other two may still be lurking"
Felicia has gone back to eyeing that armor from earlier.
Pak wonders. "Do you have… um…"
ORN: "They are likely to simply chase after us, however, if they know of our presence."
Pak: "Air Lancets?"
Golem: "There are three of them like that?"
Pak: "It's a kind of knife that has Wind power."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Um, idiots."
ORN: "Slightly different but yes. It was strange that they were not a group this time."
ORN looks at cassie
ORN: "hm?"
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at ORN and smiles "You right. I'm glad I got rid of Hicks though."
The golem gives Pak a look.
ORN: "It is always good to eliminate Hicks"
Golem: "Air Lancets, you say?"
Cassandra_Lionheart nods and smiles.
Pak: ">_> I think that's what they're called."
Golem: "…here."
He takes Pak to one side.
Pak follows.
[OOC] Hector: Are we shopping between sessions?
[OOC] Pak: Yes
Golem: "I don't like to admit to having them. They can do a lot of damage - lots of us don't do well with wind, you see."
[OOC] WC GM: Yes.
Pak: "But they also do well against the rock-monsters, don't they? n.n;"
Golem: "If you're taking them out of here, I could let them go for…2760 each, say?"
Pak: "A double-edged… er… knife, I guess."
Pak: "Um… I only really want one, though, but okay. n.n;"
Hector is looking over the equipment and seeing what's best and determining value and such.
Golem: "Very well. Even one means…well, but yeah."
Felicia: "You all wouldnt happen to have any Ice Brands available, would you?"
Pak: "Right~"
Cassandra Lionheart: "So ORN what do you think. New weapons, better destructive power?"
ORN: "… This Unit hopes the other two show up. Right about now would be most pleasant…"
[OOC] Hector: We're only up to 71 avail, right?
Golem2: "Ice Brands? Sure, right over here. We keep them around in case anything comes out of the lava."
[OOC] Felicia: 70.
[OOC] WC GM: 70 avail, I think.
[OOC] WC GM: 70.75 - which rounds down, as does everything.
[OOC] Pak: Yup. 70
Felicia: "Ahah… Excellent."
She looks as though she'd clap with excitement. "Id like one of those… and a set of this." She places her hand on a bit of Soldier's Armor.
ORN finishes paying for his new soldier-armor undercoat and ice-lance
Cassandra_Lionheart looks to see her Regal Cutlass, Soldier's Armor, Rubber Helmet, and Light gauntlets being ready to be resized.
Golem2: "Hmm."
He looks Felicia over. "It'll be a bit of a rush job…but yes, I think we can resize it for you."
ORN: "This will prove most effective.."
A few golems break out measuring sticks, and being taking the party's measurements.
ORN: "This Unit desires only the plating. The other sections… wouldn't go through."
Cassandra_Lionheart blushes as the Golem's rush her with the tapes.
Unfortunately for those who would later learn of this and descend upon the village, the heros' measurements would not be stored once the resizing was complete.
[OOC] ORN: …that's ok, nothing that hasn't been experienced already?
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Yeah.
Felicia nods. "Thank you. If you don't mind, Id also like-…to include my own armor with the transaction…" She stumbles slightly through the sentence, as the measuring process begins.
Hector gets everything he's going to buy resized.
[OOC] WC GM: Besides, Mignon Rose *did* store them. ;)
Ahiru looks around and finds herself a Chocobo Costume. "Eeee~ Can I have this resized for me?"
[OOC] Hector: Mignon Beart is superior.
Ahiru: "I can wear feathers all the time!"
Pak squeaks a bit but is used to it. That Mignon lady had much, much more in-depth sizings.
[OOC] WC GM: Beart?
ORN: "… Don't you already?"
[OOC] Hector: KOF Maximum Impact chick.
[OOC] Hector: She's all cute and stuff.
[OOC] WC GM: Ah.
Golem2: "Sure. We'll add it to the list."
Sakha can't seem to find anything to meet her discerning tastes
[OOC] Sakha: the next pieces of gear I want are 20 + 22
[OOC] WC GM: If you're talking Magician Robe, that's available now.
[OOC] ORN: I'll be equipped for the next 6ish levels myself too ^^;
[OOC] WC GM: Or Silver Coat.
[OOC] Felicia: Im coo now. +Ice Strike, since I wont be getting it for a bit.
[OOC] WC GM: So, we can end when you're done RPing the shopping. Next session will be the next day.
[OOC] Sakha: Pearl Wand and /Rain Cloak are the next things I want
[OOC] Hector: Got what I wanted, I think.
[OOC] ORN: been good from start so all clear here
Cassandra Lionheart: //(I'm all set))

Felicia also includes her old sword in the deal. Not self-crafted like the armor… but it should lower the cost of the things shes buying.
[OOC] Felicia: Just had to add in selling old stuff :p Done
Felicia gets to see a sword swallower. Apparently it was mighty tasty!

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