EC Session 3.1

Morning, Boltember 1 Merday
After spending a day resting, restocking, rearming, swapping news, and generally taking some downtime, the party is ready to finally penetrate the realm of Gaia!
[OOC] Hector: …ew.
[OOC] Ahiru: 2 days till my b-day! ingame
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: heh
[OOC] WC GM: The gray/brown hole, even.
[OOC] ORN: hey, if there's a cave, its a man's job to thrust into it!
The Viera captain from earlier has made it to the ship, and is on bended knee as you enter the dinghy that will take you to shore.
[OOC] Hector: Getter Robo: There is not a thing more manly than this.
[OOC] ORN: indeed
[OOC] Sakha: And I suppose a woman's job to be thrust then…? >_>
Cassandra_Lionheart is decked out into her new armor, clutching her new sword, and is smiling for the first time, in a wile
[OOC] Pak: An uke's job is to be thrust onto!")
[OOC] Hector: I dunno. Female characters in Getter Robo DO get to pilot Getters, and I remember one case of an all-female transforming Getter.
[OOC] WC GM: Nah. Woman's job is to make the cave big enough to be thrust into. Explosives!
Captain: "You have saved my life, and my people. I can never repay the debt I owe you, but I shall do what I can. My people shall, at the very least, ally with your kingdom."
Pak: "…That sounds cool!"
Pak: "We'll have bunnies in Refuge!"
Hector: "Rock on. Good to know everything worked out."
Pak: "…Or at least some parts of it. n.n;"
ORN has changed some of his head plating and gauntlets
Cassandra Lionheart: "Good."
Sakha: "Maybe people will stop being idiots then…"
Hector claps Pak on the back. //"And your girlfriend's alive, for once." He laughs.
ORN: "Unlikely. But they may act on such ideas less often."
Captain: "It helps greatly that your kingdom has food, which we sorely lack."
Pak n.n;
Pak: "I-i've only had one die so far!"
Pak: "She was just kidnapped, remember?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Well, I say that this mission is far from over, so we have to fight on with renewed vigor."
Pak: "Besides, I doubt I'll end up dating any dwarves."
Hector: "Hey, once out of twice is still for once, right?"
Pak: "…True…"
Pak: "Hey, maybe there will be CUTE earth elementals!"
Pak: "Or… uh…"
Pak: "What else lives underground?"
ORN: "This Unit would disagree. Pak appears to attract females nearly as effectively as This Series."
ORN: "Dwarven females will likely find interest."
Pak: "…"
Sakha: "…Are you always thinking of women, brother?"
Cassandra_Lionheart stares at Pak "Stop, while you still have a girlfriend to hug, Pak."
Hector: "He's short and cute. Women love that."
Felicia: "…"
ORN: "… He may be tall for them."
Pak sweatdrops.
Pak: "I-it's niichan's fault!"
Pak: "He raised me this waaay ;-;
Cassandra_Lionheart walks to Pak, and hugs him "You really are lovable though."
Pak squeals~!
Sakha glares at Hector.
ORN: "It appears to have been to your advantage."
Cassandra_Lionheart nods in agreement with ORN.
Hector quirks an eyebrow up. "What? I'm a product of my environment, too!"
Hector: "Besides, what's wrong with a man liking women?"
ORN imagines a long tradition of pirate gigolos
Hector: "We're both too young to settle down."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Nothing, Hector."
Sakha: "Nothing, but thinking of them all the time…"
she leaves that hanging with a hint of threat and distaste
Hector: "…man."
ORN: "Would this not include Sakha?"
Felicia: "I'm inclined to agree with the mithra."
ORN looks over
ORN: "?"
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Hector and Sahka and nods "Nahhh. "
Sakha turns sour and eyes the boys suspiciously.
Pak pushes Cassie off. x.x
Pak: "Hmph…"
Pak: "Fine then! T_T"
Cassandra_Lionheart gets pushed off, and blinks
Pak rushes into a corner.
Pak: "Since Cassie's not much of a girl anyway…"
Hector: "Geez, I'm not some kind of horny tailchaser. Interest doesn't always mean I want to bed the girl."
Pak hides from view…!
Pak comes back out in his magical girl dress!
Felicia: "…"
Pak: "Then I'll enter this cave as a girl!"
Cassandra Lionheart: "I'm not WHAT!"
looks at Pak* "Maybe your right, Pak." *looks down*
Hector: "It's a fine balance."
He sighs. "Man, I need some male opinion backup on this."
ORN: //:

Pak: "Go ask ORN! He's technically a guy, I think!"
ORN: "This Unit can attest to Cassie being much of a female."
Cassandra_Lionheart looks up to ORN, and blushes a deep red
ORN: "As could several other Viera"
Felicia facepalms, shaking her head.
[OOC] Pak: By the way. Did my Patches Patch disappear from my inventory?
Cassandra Lionheart: "ORN..I think they meant by the way I act, not look."
[OOC] WC GM: Yeah. All Viera bits are by now gone, for one reason or another.
ORN: "… Would not appearence be more of a factor in this?"
Ahiru blinks at everyone not comprehending the thought-process
Cassandra Lionheart: "NO, if you don't act lady-like, people think of you as a tomboy."// *puts her finger on her chin* "Maybe I am a tomboy."
Hector scratches the back of his head.
Hector: "Nothing wrong with a tomboy, Cass. Hell, I'm thankful you can hit people in the face."
Felicia: "Lady-like?"
ORN: "That may be the case. However, Cassie remains most Female."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Thanks, Hector. But Still."
Pak: "…"
Hector: "No worries. I'm sure if we hit a good populated area with more humes and the like you could get a few lessons in being a lady if ya wanted."
Pak looks to see if Captain was still there, just sort of staring at their squabbling.
ORN wonders what Ladylike means anyways
Pak: "Eh… Don't worry, Cassie."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yes, maybe. As long as it's not from my family."
Pak: "If you were a Lady you'd be a white mage instead of a heavy-armor-wearing girl."
Hector: "We're really, really far from them."
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Pak and just stares
Felicia glares at the young mithra. "And what is the problem with a Lady wearing armor?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Pak, what does that mean?"
ORN: "This Unit knew several male White Mages"
Pak: "…"
Pak: "Aaaaah nevermind."
ORN: "There were many female warriors."
Cassandra_Lionheart smiles at Pak "You don't think I can master the sword?"
Pak just walks toward the cave. "You guys just don't get it, since you all haven't lived as either."
Sakha puts her hand to her head. "Would you all just please stop talking about sex? If we're going to see dwarves, let's go!"
Pak: "Or both, for that matter."
The above conversation had indeed taken place while you were taken ashore.
ORN stares confused
ORN: "This Group was talking about sex?"
Pak: "It became about genders, didn't it?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "I thought we were talking about gender also?"
Back on the boat, you see Mignon Rose waving to the party…for just a moment, before she gives the Viera captain a look that screams "makeover".
Felicia ahems. "Regardless, this is not the productive area of conversation."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Right."
Pak: "Right."
Hector: "Yup."
ORN: "
Pak waves to Mignon Rose!~ As he's wearing her outfit.
Hector stretches upwards, then forwards.
Pak: "Hiii~!"
Sakha blushes a bit - must be she's been having something on her mind too.
Pak: "…That reminds me."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Mignon! Long time no see."
Pak: "Cassie, didn't you get a Cutey Armor set from her?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yes, I still have it, Pak."
Cassandra_Lionheart pulls it out of her pack
Felicia: "…"
Hector quickly scans the area for any remnants of mows or blobs or something hostile.
[OOC] Hector: Awareness?
Hector very quickly finds the earth elementals - or remains thereof, having been blasted by the ship's cannons before you came ashore.
Pak: "…"
Pak: "You know… it's kinda funny."
Cassandra Lionheart: "What is funny?"
It is unknown how long they will take to reform. The cave is just up ahead.
Hector: "Well, doesn't look like anything stands in our way at the moment."
[OOC] Ahiru: We have 3 Gemini in the party…
Pak: "Wasn't reacting in a vaguely confused and embarrassed manner the way Felicia acted before?"
Hector: "C'mon, let's get going just in case th'rocks come back to life."
Pak: "Right!"
Hector starts walking towards the cave.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yeah."
*hops off the baot, and begins to run*
ORN nods
Pak makes another quick-change once they're out of sight of Mignon, switching to his Shinobi suit!" // //
Trombe plods along at the rear of the party.
Felicia blushes slightly. "Eeh?"
Pak: "…Oh!"
Pak: "Trombe! :3"
Pak: "Hey, did those engineers on the boat get a chance to look you over?"
Trombe: "Affirmative."
Pak: "What'd they say?"
Trombe: "Systems of unknown origin. Reverse engineering required to unlock full potential. Minimal maintenance possible at present time. Said maintenance performed."
Hector turns around. "Oh, by the way, as you see, I decided to get Trombe a new color scheme."
ORN: "Sounds relatively amusing"
Pak: "…So that's what you were doing all night?"
Pak: "…I didn't realize you were a fan of black chocobos."
Trombe: "Trombe labelled…largely obsolete."
[OOC] Hector: Trombe is now black-body with the feathery-parts red with a bit of yellow at the tips.
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Trombe and blinks "Nice, Hector."
[OOC] Hector: Also, I'm going to install speakers in him at some point so he can blast TROMBE!
Trombe: "Engineers stated potential for upgrade."
Pak: "Did they get to mount any weapon systems?"
Trombe: "Negative. Portable weapon system designs optimized for ORN, not Trombe."
Hector: "Oh, don't say that. One day, we'll make you a walking artillery machine."
Cassandra Lionheart: "That is too bad, Trombe."
ORN: "This Unit is wondering where the Engineer escaped to…"
ORN: "Enhancement growths had supposedly arrived."
You arrive at the cave mouth with no further problems.
Cassandra Lionheart: "So, this is our next stop?"
Hector: "Seems like it."
ORN nods
Hector peers into the cave to see how the lighting is.
Trombe: "Dimensions barely large enough to allow passage of Trombe."
Hector glances back. "Trombe, go stay somewhere safe. We'll come back for you later."
The only light presently shining is sunlight, and that does not go very far.
Pak: "Eh?"
Pak: "But he can follow."
Pak: "Just slowly."
ORN: "Trombe Unit may be required to remain behind should dimensions be reduced."
Hector: "If he can, that's great."
Pak: "That's true."
ORN: "Alternatively, There may be larger, open subterranean sections allowing full movement."
Hector: "Hm. Well, Trombe, follow us as far as you can and if you've got lights, use them."
Trombe: "Acknowledged."
Trombe's eyes light up! Spotlights illuminate far into the cave.
Hector: "Oh, that's useful."
[OOC] WC GM: Awareness, all
ORN starts heading in first
Hector rolled 1d100 and got 7 ( Total: 7 ) **
ORN rolled 1d100 and got 5 ( Total: 5 )
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 18 ( Total: 18 )
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 73 for a total of 73
[OOC] Hector: oh snap critpass.
[OOC] ORN: I think me and hector noticed whatever it was
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: fail 13
[OOC] Felicia: Pass by 41
There is movement far inside the caves. ORN and Hector are certain it is dwarves.
ORN: "Short ones Ahead."
Hector: "Dwarves, by the looks of it. C'mon."
ORN: "… This Unit did not say that. >.>"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Really. Good!"
Hector: "This unit did."
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 10 ( Total: 10 )
Felicia starts ahead.
Sakha is certain of what she saw as well.
Hector starts walking beside Orn.
Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 52 ( Total: 52 )
Sakha mutters under her breath in dwarven - reviewing her language notes.
The dwarves are running into the caves, as fast as their short, stubby legs can take them.
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 88 ( Total: 88 )
Pak doesn't see.
ORN waves at the running ones
Hector: "Don't tell me they're scared of us."
[OOC] WC GM: Lang: Brogue check, anyone who has it.
Felicia: "Quite possible."
Ahiru catches glimpses of them all curiously.
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 48 ( Total: 48 )
Hector sighs.
[OOC] Sakha: Pass
[OOC] Sakha: by 4
Hector has a sudden urge to whip candles.
There are, unfortunately, no candles to whip.
Sakha: "I think we should hurry too… they're talking danger…"
Pak: "Ah…"
Pak: "Is that so?"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Okay."
ORN: "Were they refering to this group?"
Sakha picks up the pace a bit. "No but they were referring to cave-ins…"
You hear a rumbling from the walls around you.
Pak: "…Eek."
ORN: "… ^^;"
Pak: "Trombe, you aren't rubbing against the walls, are you?"
Ahiru hops ahead of everyone quickly.
ORN nods
Trombe: "Negative. Structural instabilities detected."
Pak: "If there's gonna be a cave-in… Trombe! Stop and Reverse! Get out of the cave and wait for us to come back, okay?"
Pak: "But feel free to run from the earth elementals!"
Pak creates a Light using a Fire spell!
Hector: "No, wait."
ORN: "That could worsen things."
Trombe skids to a halt. "Affirmative!" And begins running away - just in time to avoid being crushed by falling rocks.
Pak aacks!
Cassandra Lionheart: "No way..We are cut off."
Hector: "o_O!"
Pak: "Run runrunrunrunrunrun!
Felicia: "We need to keep moving."
Pak: "Right! Trombe can take care of himself! x.x"
Sakha: "The dwarves will have other exits… probably…"
Hector: "Pak, Sakha. Get use some light if you know how."
The cave-in advances towards you.
Cassandra_Lionheart turns foward, and runs
[OOC] WC GM: SPD checks, all.
Pak has light!
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 59 for a total of 59
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 24 ( Total: 24 )
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 77 for a total of 77
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 63 ( Total: 63 )
[OOC] Pak: Fail by…
[OOC] Sakha: Pass by 13
ORN rolled 1d100 and got 93 ( Total: 93 )
[OOC] Felicia: Fail by 32
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Fail 57
Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 62 ( Total: 62 )
Hector rolled 1d100 and got 42 ( Total: 42 )
[OOC] WC GM: Pak's already IMing light. I believe there's a standard MP cost for that listed on the IM page, BTW.
[OOC] ORN: very fail, gonna GF it
ORN rolled 1d100 and got 1 ( Total: 1 )
[OOC] Hector: 10 spd is a pass or fail?
[OOC] ORN: now very very not fail.
[OOC] Pak: Hector- fail by 2.
[OOC] WC GM: 10 spd = fail by 22 on 62
[OOC] Hector: FUCK
[OOC] Felicia: Hector got 42
[OOC] Pak: Fail by 25
[OOC] Ahiru: fail by 10… should I GF?
[OOC] WC GM: Nah, ORN's crit covers. Lemme type it up.
Most of the party slips and would be crushed…until ORN triggers some accelerators and barrels into the party from behind, pushing them out of the way! The experience leaves everyone sore - -10% HP - but alive.
[OOC] Hector: Is it added to limit?
[OOC] WC GM: As with all damage, yes.
[OOC] Sakha: Hey! I passed! Do I get damage too?
[OOC] ORN: I think passed means just 10% ^^;
[OOC] WC GM: AGI check to get out of ORN's way, Sakha.
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 31 ( Total: 31 )
Sakha BARELY manages to sidestep the barelling ORN, avoiding the hurt the rest of the party incurs.
[OOC] Sakha: Pass on the nose >_>
Sakha: "Clumsy oafs…"
she mutters.
Cassandra Lionheart: "th..thanks, ORN. But next time…can you not use your shoulder to thrust us."
Hector: "Bloody 'ell, I'm losing it."
Hector: "Need to work on my reflexes, man."
Pak bleh. x.x
ORN: "Appologies. There was no time to modify self. Shoulders were preferable to stabliser spikes"
Hector helps Pak up.
Pak stands a little dizzily.
Felicia winds her arm with a grunt.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yeah…I guess we need to."
ORN helps the rest up
Hector: "Everyone okay? Okay."
Hector keeps walking, Pak's flame at the side of his head.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Thanks ORN. Anybody want to be Healed?"
Pak: "I'm fine."
Hector stops for a moment to wait for everyone to catch up and surveys the area.
Ahiru drinks a tonic
ORN: "Damage was minimal. No worries."
Felicia: "Indeed."
Ahiru: "Bleh…"
She frowns at it, but feels better.
Cassandra_Lionheart surveys eveybody, and drinks a tonic also.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
Hector scratches the back of his head. "Anyone got a good enough nose to smell where those dwarves went?"
Pak sniffsniff.
Ahiru: "Maybe, I did well in that crazy metal town maybe Grav will show me the way here!"
[OOC] Ahiru: Navigation?
[OOC] WC GM: Sure.
Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 38 ( Total: 38 )
[OOC] Ahiru: pass 32
The maze seems to curve and twist in on itself as you walk.
[OOC] ORN: Mineral lore maybe?
[OOC] WC GM: For…?
Ahiru acts as if the twisting is nothing and carries on in the lead.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Feels like the maze is twisting to keep us out?"
[OOC] ORN: ah, she passed, nevermind then ^^
Ahiru walks into and through a wall.
Hector: "What's up, 'hiru?"
ORN: "They may also have been following ores"
Ahiru: "Follow me!"
ORN: "hm?"
Felicia: "…"
ORN follows
Cassandra Lionheart: "All right, Ahiru."
Sakha: "…"
Pak: "…?"
Cassandra_Lionheart walks into the wall also
Pak tries to go through wall.
Sakha keeps her senses open for magic.
Felicia follows after the others.
The wall shimmers and dissolves. The illusion gives way to reality: one big, relatively straight tunnel, leading forward and down.
Sakha also looks closely at the walls to see if she can identify the illusion makeup.
Hector: "…who woulda thunk."
You even see a few wooden supports keeping the tunnel up.
Pak huh o.o
The illusion fades away too quickly for Sakha to get much detail about it - besides the fact that someone put it up, and recently.
Hector pokes one of the wood supports, wondering if he can tell what kind of wood it is.
Petrified wood.
Felicia feels the air for any presence of spirits or magic as she looks down the tunnel.
[OOC] WC GM: ORN, Mineral Lore check.
ORN rolled 1d100 and got 28 ( Total: 28 )
[OOC] ORN: pass by 28
Hector: "Hm."
Hector: "Petrified. Interestin'."
[OOC] Hector: Saiai went afk.
Cassandra_Lionheart looks around
ORN: "Subterranean silicates… This is certainly no surface-based petrification"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Magical perhaps?"
ORN: "Not really wood, but the structural capabilities appear similar."
Hector: "Huh. So maybe they could give ya a bit of an armoring upgrade."
ORN nods
[OOC] Pak: I'm still here, just trying to finish my leveling and stuff already >.<
A voice sounds from ahead, speaking in Common. "Fer the last time, we don't WANT to become yer stock! Now go 'way!"
ORN: "This Unit's current structure is different but uses similar composition"
Pak: "We're not viiiiiera~!"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Not That again!"
Pak calls back.
ORN yells out in common "This Unit does not require stock!"
?: "Are ye more refugees, then? Like those that came here day before yesterday?"
Hector: "Nah."
Cassandra Lionheart: "No. Actually we are looking for someone."
?: "Who ye lookin' for?"
ORN: "Gaia, as well as structural modification."
ORN: "And some other 'fakir' person it seems."
Ahiru nods. "Fakir, a human."
?: "Fakir? YER LOOKIN' FER FAKIR?!?!?"
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Orn as "he" stole what she was about to say.
Hector: "…"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yes, sir."
ORN: "… Wait. What if there are multiple people with that name?"
Pak: "…Who knows."
?: "Well why didn't ye say so in the first place!"
There is a clap - Sakha can FEEL the magic - and the roof lights up with luminescent fungi.
ORN: "Ah? HANGAR Lighting!"
Pak drops his light ball.
ORN sparkles gleefully
The tunnel ahead is revealed to soon open up into a cavern. A dwarf is standing at the end of it.
[OOC] Pak: Only 1 MP, since we weren't walking that far. n.n
Ahiru hops happily "Finally! So close!"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Hello, sir."
Hector: "Well, I'll be. Nice."
Dwarf: "Anyone looking fer Fakir is welcome here! Er, ye *are* looking for him on friendly terms, right?"
ORN nods
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yes we are sir."
ORN fights the urge to point at Ahiru and say that that's his duck
Hector: "Quite."
Ahiru nods with a silly grin. "He ran off without me and he's been gone so long I got worried and followed him!"
Hector: "And then she bumped into me and my people, and then we bumped into his *points to Pak* sister *points to Sakha* and also acquired an artificial friend *points to Orn*."
Dwarf: "Without ye…? Err, miss, what's yer name?"
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Ahiru "And finally a solid lead."
Hector: "So Fakir's pretty responsible for what I've been doing lately."
Ahiru: "Ahiru!"
Ahiru: "Oh… maybe…"
She changes into a duck and quacks.
ORN: "This Unit is primary Natural. All preservatives were removed with minor disgust several times… >.>"
The dwarf lights up, eyes smiling. "Ahaa! So YER the Ahiru he talked so much about! He didn't say you could change like that."
Ahiru: "Quack."
Hector momentarily averts his eyes from Ahiru's direction so he doesn't see her naked should she change back naked.
[OOC] Ahiru: That only happens if she's agitated
The dwarf starts heading into the cave. "C'mon, then. We've some grass he said ye might like. Never thought we'd have the chance to actually PROVE it, but since yer here…"
Pak: "Hehe."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Good."
Ahiru quacks after the dwarf happily.
Hector follows Ahiru.
Felicia grumbles as she's left out of Hector's little recap, and begins to follow after the dwarf.
Cassandra_Lionheart follows wit a smile
ORN follows, sparkling merrily
[OOC] Pak: Guess what, everyone! >.>
[OOC] Pak: I apparently know Ancient!
[OOC] WC GM: As revealed last chapter. >_>
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: heh
Dwarf: "Hey everyone! Feast time! Friends o' Fakir's are here!"
[OOC] Hector: *puts tape into player* WHAT!
[OOC] Felicia: Ancient talk is ancient
[OOC] Hector: *pops tape out, puts it back in* WHAT!
Ahiru dances along with happiness even though she's a duck
Cassandra_Lionheart wves to the other dwarfs.
You've seen more dwarves in Mountainsburg, but the underground town is still not an insignificant population. The whole town mobilizes; the smell of food soon permeates every breath you take.
Hector takes a deep whiff, hoping to smell meat.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: doh
Sakha stays wary of the dwarves, She doesn't trust all that easily.
Cassandra Lionheart: "I hope it is meat.."
*stomach doesn't growl…it roars*
Dwarf: "Food down here is boom or bust. We tend t' settle where it booms, and move on when it busts."
Pak sniff sniff
Pak: "Ooooh. <3"
Dwarf: "Oh, don't worry. We've got meat as well as vegetables."
Ahiru quacks sourly
Cassandra Lionheart: "Thank you, sir."
Hector breathes a sigh of relief. "Oh, thank you. Seems like all I ate up on the surface was apples and carrots."
ORN nods
Cassandra Lionheart: "As have I, Hector."
ORN: "Those proved far more suitable to firing"
Dwarf: "Don't worry, Ahiru. We don't raise any food animals with feathers down here."
Hector: "Haven't had a good meaty meal since the victory feast after we deposed the king."
Cassandra_Lionheart stomach growls loudly again, and she blushes
Hector: "I got so wasted. SO wasted."
Hector laughs.
ORN assimilates a little silverware
Felicia looks about, keeping herself alert.
Dwarf: "By the way, do you have the stomach fer ale? Most o' the guests we get from the surface don't, but Fakir said ale is served where he comes from."
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yes, Hector does."
Hector: "Heh, I guess I do, but Pak keeps me from getting really bombed."
Ahiru cocks her head to the side, was it like the barley beer she wonders
Pak: ">_> That's RIGHT."
Dwarf: "Excellent! Bring on the grass AN' the ale!"
Sakha: "…"
ORN stares over at hector … "And awakening with a pretty bearded girl in the morning?"
You are shown to and seated near the head of a feasting hall, where it seems the entire town has gathered.
Hector: "Thankful for that, at least."
The brief glimpse of the town you get while en route shows the same three dimensional architecture you saw in Mountainsburg - homes carved out of the rock.
Sakha: "Why does this Fakir make you all friendly towards us anyway?"
Food aplenty is brought to your table - some of it familiar from Refuge, some not so familiar but at least analogous to things you've seen before.
[OOC] Sakha: I want a drunk Hector to hit on Sakha XD
There is no silverware per se - all the utensils are made of rock.
[OOC] ORN: even better
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at the food, and her stomach roars with huner
The ale is served in copious amounts, in mugs that are half as tall as the dwarves themselves.
Hector: "…if there's any deity that can hear me, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH for this beer."
Saiai-neko points at Ahiru.
While many of the utensils and serving platters seem a bit small - these ARE dwarves, after all - the food just keeps coming.
Cassandra_Lionheart rips into the food, and guzzles down the ale, and is smiling
Saiai-neko: "Try speaking into her amulet, that seems to be a bit like a PA system for those."
Hector eats a lot, but drinks MORE.
The dwarves grow silent, many looking at Hector.
Saiai-neko: "…"
Hector: "…what?"
Dwarf: "Never call it beer, lad. It's ALE!"
Cassandra_Lionheart glances at Hector, and laughs
The dwarves laugh at a shared joke, and go back to feasting.
Hector: "Fine, fine. I'm thankin' someone for the ale, then."
Ahiru looks at the big mug, then goes for a swim in it (If it's that big then I can swim in beer!)
Hector unleashes a MIGHTY BELCH.
ORN uses the confusion to sneak a finger over to the nearest set of utensils, integrating them and quickly bringing his arm back
Cassandra_Lionheart asks for more ale , and smiles
It is a bit tight, but Ahiru does indeed manage to swim and float on top of one of the bigger mugs.
Hector grins at Sakha. "Betcha didn't expect a puny hume could do somethin' so big, huh? *hic*"
Ahiru ducks under and drinks too.
[OOC] ORN: that's gonna take a toll on her ^^:;;
Sakha: "…"
[OOC] WC GM: VIT check, Ahiru.
Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 53 ( Total: 53 )
Pak doesn't drink, since he's keeping an eye on Hector, but does eat toooons of fooood
The ale is at least 100 proof, probably at least 150 proof.
[OOC] Ahiru: fail 19
Ahiru gets half-drunk in one sip!
Felicia drinks a bit of ale, though tries to keep her composure.
Hector eases up on the ale a bit and eats more.
Cassandra_Lionheart goes through a second glass and plate, and waves for more.
Ahiru bobs woozily and wanders around a bit looking for a bit of that grass.
Hector looks right at Sakha. "Miiiiiiiiiiithra girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl."
ORN takes a few of the plates
Hector: "Or are you…a TRAP!"
More is brought. The food seems unlimited, for the moment.
Pak nomnomnom
The lead dwarf pokes ORN. "Hey, hey. Easy on th' stonewear. If y' wan' some more o' THAT, y' can help us dig it…eh?"
ORN nods
ORN: "That would prove most enjoyable"
Said dwarf STARES at ORN assimilating the plate.
Cassandra_Lionheart smiles, and drinks down the third glass of ale "Sahka is not a trap! She is a good person!"
ORN: "Lead the way."
Sakha didn't lke the look on Hector's face and hmphs. "Who knows. I'm dangerous for sure."
Dwarf: "Ye…ye can absorb rock?"
ORN: "Lost mass does require replacement on this frame"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Sakha your not dangerous."
Hector pokes Sakha in the boob. "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum. Feeeeeelz real."
Dwarf: "Tell mah. Wha' KINDS o' rock can you absorb? Anythin'?"
Pak: "!"
Dwarf: "An' how much can ye take in?"
Sakha blushes and squeaks, startled
Cassandra Lionheart: "Hector! Why don't you just pull her top off."
ORN: "…Creators warned only silicates of various forms"
Hector looks right at Cassandra. "That'll…………ruin the surpriiiiiiiise."
Cassandra_Lionheart asks for a fourth cup of ale
Sakha: "First all over Bunnies and without them you turn to Mithra?"
she growls.
Pak grabs Hector's ale and pulls it away from him. "Don't give him any more~!" He then drinks the remainder of what's left in one gulp.
ORN: "This May be due to frame composition. Non-silicate minerals can be left behind however."
Dwarf: "Silicates, eh? Hmm…how 'bout this?"
He pulls a blackish rock from his pocket - easily recognizable as hardened magma - and presents it to ORN.
Cassandra Lionheart: "I think Hector had a bit too much Sahka."
ORN: "O.O"
Hector looks hard at Sakha. "Heeeeeeeeeey."
Pak blaaahs.
ORN: "May…"
ORN points
Dwarf: "Please, if ye can."
Hector: "I like beauty, maaaaaaaaaan."
Hector pokes Sakha in the boob again.
ORN picks it up and makes fist around it
Hector looks at Pak. "Am I…drunk?"
ORN grows fist into mass of crystals and shatters them into regular form again
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Hector and says "Beauty huh? And you don't hit on me why again?"
Sakha turns more sour seeming to be showing a LITTLE patience due to him being drunk.
ORN: "… ."
ORN: "@.@"
Dwarf: "Could…could ye do that with a LARGE mass o' that?"
ORN plops down and blinks a few times.
ORN: "… … MORE!"
Pak: "Yes."
Hector looks right at Cassie. "Maaaaaaaaaan, why you gotta be so huuuuuuuuuurt? C'mon, you'll find….someone…yeah."
Pak glares at Hector.
Pak tugs him away and tries to get him to eat more.
Hector: "Oh…"
The dwarf stands up. "Follow me, whatever ye are!" He runs from the hall.
Felicia wobbles a bit in her seat, having downed a 5th glass. She seems to have forgone her original plan. "How can you drinksh too much?"
Pak hics a little.
ORN nods and rushes after him, a little tipsy
Cassandra_Lionheart drops her jaw, and stands up, wobbling a bit
Sakha blushes getting a little more irritated, part of her liked the attention, and was annoyed at it being diverted.
Hector: "S'pose…if ya drink…'n ya cn't…stand…"
The dwarf leads ORN to a massive wall of magma.
ORN stares, sparkles and walks over to it
Hector is sitting. "Oh, boy…"
Hector wobbles side to side.
Cassandra Lionheart: "Hector, you just don't get it."
*gets 3 more glasses of ale*
ORN: "Limited impurities, some forms of ore… How large of a hole is required?"
Dwarf: "This goes at least several kilometers. 'Ow fast d' ye think ye could put a hole through it?"
Hector eats some more, but is finally full.
Dwarf: "Big enough for us to walk through."
Hector: "oh rite rite…"
Pak doesn't notice, trying to deflect glasses of more ale away from Hector.
ORN: "… This unit has never attempted eating on this scale. This may require shedding mass to compensate."
ORN: "This Unit does not know how long."
Cassandra_Lionheart downs them fast and looks at Hector saying "If the world were filled with men like you, I'll stay single then!"
Hector puts his face directly into Sakha's. "Yeeeeeeeeeah, you."
One of the dwarves - a lady, Pak thinks, though it is hard to tell - makes a game with Pak of trying to get more ale to Hector.
ORN walks over, plops down against the wall and starts giving it a shot
Sakha: "Me what?"
Dwarf: "If ye need to put some rocks aside, tha's fine."
Hector licks Sakha's nose. "You don't….taste like ale."
Dwarf: "The hole's tha important thing."
ORN: "… This Unit would not recommend being nearby when firing. This is usually reserved for the elimination of hostile groups"
Hector resumes his sitting position and sighs.
Pak aaacks and whines, trying to deflect the Ale, drinking it when necessary x.x
Sakha: "Because I'm not drinking it."
her voice holds a hidden threat
Cassandra_Lionheart looks away from Hector, and begins to sob a bit
Pak: "Sakhaaa."
LadyDwarf: "He he."
She hugs Pak from behind, bringing another mug to his lips and tilting it up.
Pak mmph~! x.x
Dwarf: "Fine, fine. We'll give ye room."
Pak swallows x.x
Hector: "Little brooooooo, think I gotta….take a nap."
ORN slams his fist into the wall, and starts changing it
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: I guess I should check VIT?
Pak: "M-mmph?"
ORN: "This Unit will attempt to learn to eat more quickly, but several days may be needed"
[OOC] WC GM: Sure.
[OOC] Pak: Me too.
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 74 for a total of 74
[OOC] Pak: Total fail~
Hector: "Aw, c'mon…leave 'im alone…he's not…he's not…all…all…tough."
[OOC] Sakha: I wonder what'd happen if Sakha got drunk… butshe'd have to be forced to drink
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 58 for a total of 58
Pak wobbles weakly.
Hector burps again.
The lady dwarf hugs Pak from behind. Her hands are dipping dangerously low.
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 93 ( Total: 93 )
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: fail by 32
[OOC] Felicia: Hooboy.
Pak squeals~!
Sakha gags on Hector's breath.
Pak: //B-blah x.x

[OOC] Pak: Er, oops.
Pak: "Blaah x.x"
[OOC] Hector: Sakha should be gagging on something else of Hector's if ya know what I mean teehee.
Pak tries to wriggle away drunkenly.
[OOC] WC GM: STR check, Pak.
WC GM rolled 1d100 and got 95 ( Total: 95 )
[OOC] Sakha: He hasn't earnt it
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 65 for a total of 65
[OOC] Pak: I still failed, but she BOTCHED
Pak manages to slip out of the lady's grip. She's drunker than he is!
Pak nnph…
[OOC] Hector: Are you sure SHE shouldn't be the one who has to earn it?
[OOC] Hector: HA HA!
Pak tries to pull a mug over to Sakha, still half-full.
Pak: "S-sisss."
Sakha: "What?"// She asks a little irritable
Pak: "You, you need to drink this or Niichan'll get even drunkener!"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Hector…sl..slllee…ps, wiiith anything wiiith a pulse, axcepppt, meee."
*falls over*
Pak attempts to make her drink it.
Sakha opens her mouth, "Ehhh?"
Pak pours Drink in open mouth!
Hector: "I dun…wanna drink more…stomach's…too full…"
Sakha swallows as he puts the mucg to her mouth
[OOC] Sakha: Vit check?
[OOC] WC GM: Yep.
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 62 ( Total: 62 )
[OOC] Sakha: FAAAAAAIL by 25
ORN lets off a massive detonating belch from his tunnel, expelling his outer layers
Sakha sways a little with the swallow.
Pak nods~ "See? We gotta keep drinks away from Hector."
Hector does one of those Drunk Vash the Stampede laughs.
Pak is still is a bit wobbly, but isn't as bad as any of the others.
Dwarf: "Righ', then. I'll check back on ye later. Sure you don' need any help?"
Cassandra_Lionheart sits up a bit tipsy "Coount, meee in, Pak-man!" *hiccups*
Felicia hiccups, as she leans on the table, her head wobbling.
ORN: "No help is possible. Please avoid the blast area"
Sakha blinks light-headedly. "So that's… alchol?"
Dwarf: "Ye got it!"
He heads back to the feasting hall.
ORN: "… This unit hopes to stand afterwards"
Hector: "It's great, innit!"
Pak: "Yeah… n.n;"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yeaah!"
*takes another glass and drinks it down*
Pak: "This ish good ale!"
Pak: "It's not as bad-tasting as some I've had…"
Pak: "REally big glasses, though. x.x"
The dwarf soon arrives back at the hall. "EVERYONE LISSEN UP! We got TWO reasons t' celebrate t'night!"
Pak: "Huh? o.o"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Yeaaahhhh! Reaaly!?"
Hector blinks and rubs his eyes.
Sakha: "… I am thirsty…"
Dwarf: "Not ONLY are they friends o' Fakir's, but their golem buddy is breaking through!"
The dwarves fall silent.
There is a bit of muttering, which soon turns into excited chatting.
Sakha grabs a mug and sips at it tentatively.
Cassandra Lionheart: "weeerry?"
Pak: "Breaking through whaaat?"
Dwarf: "So let's tell 'em wha' we think o' that!"
Felicia: "Eehh! whatse breakin!"
The dwarves CHEER! VIT checks +40, all but ORN, to avoid going half-deaf.
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 99 ( Total: 99 )
Pak rolled 1d100 and got 28 for a total of 28
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 45 for a total of 45
Ahiru rolled 1d100 and got 56 ( Total: 56 )
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 87 ( Total: 87 )
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: fail by 8
[OOC] Felicia: Fail by 4
[OOC] WC GM: +40 means you've a +40 bonus. You made it by 32
[OOC] Ahiru: pass with bonus
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: oh..
ORN gives off another blast
Hector rolled 1d100 and got 76 ( Total: 76 )
[OOC] Pak: Pass
The feast and conversation resume, although slightly more animated now.
[OOC] Hector: I have no idea waht I had to roll.
Cassandra Lionheart: "mmmoooorrrree ALLLE!"
[OOC] Hector: Vit 10
[OOC] Felicia: 80
[OOC] Hector: PASSED!
Sakha is deafened and in the surprise downs a big swallow of alcohol her head getting more dazed
[OOC] WC GM: Normal VIT check is vs. 10 + (3 * VIT).
[OOC] Sakha: Nother Vit check for drunker?
[OOC] WC GM: +40 means you add 40 to that.
Pak hugs Sakha. "Yayyy~ Good helpful sister!) // //
[OOC] WC GM: Roll VIT checks as you want for drunkenness at this feast.
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 55 ( Total: 55 )
Cassandra Lionheart rolled 1d100 and got 88 for a total of 88
Felicia 's head buzzes from the roar of the dwarves.
[OOC] Hector: *writes that down on character sheet in order to eventually memorize it*
Pak: "Hmm…"
[OOC] Sakha: Fail, Dakha gets drunker.
The lead dwarf reclaims his seat near you.
Pak looks at Felicia.
Hector is feeling a little less messed-up, but he's still not going to drink.
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: fail
Pak: "Hey!"
Pak: "Feliciaaa."
Pak leans down near her.
Pak: "You… you should…!"
Sakha has flushed cheeks now and starts to fan herself. "'sit gettin 'ot in 'ere?"
Pak: "You should… and Hector."
Dwarf: "Gaia be damned, that blessings like ye should come by!"
Felicia looks up at the mithra flushed with a smile, tugging on his cheek.
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Pak…and sees 2 of him, and everybody else
Pak: "Damn Gaia!"
Pak: "Hey…"
Pak wobbles to the Dwarf.
[OOC] ORN: double your pak, double cassie's fun?
Pak: "Hey, hey."
Pak: "Is Gaia doin' anythin' weird?"
Pak: "Like, cuz…"
Cassandra_Lionheart is smiling like a goof ball now
Pak: "Everyplace we been, spirits been messin' up the place."
Dwarf: "Gaia? She's been off 'er rocker for decades now."
Hector gets one last ale and starts to drink slowly.
Pak: "Good! Good."
Hector: "Let us…fix 'er."
Pak: "See, 'cuz Milf was… making edible babies."
Dwarf: "We were ne'er on the bes' terms wit' her t' begin with. Only now she's started t' strike back."
Pak: "And Bolt was taking over places with robots."
Pak: "We stopped 'em, though!
Hector: "Jus' don'…try to…kill us while…we're doin'….it…yeah."
Pak: "We'll stop that Gaia, too!"
Hector: "'cause a dead man…cn't save ya…"
Cassandra Lionheart: "Heccctorrr…when diddd you not tellll meee you had a nice lookinngggg twin in the Belllllmont fammmily?"
Hector looks at Sakha. "Glad t'see….y've…drinkin'…"
Pak is mostly coherent.
Hector: "Cass, I didn't…either."
Pak: "…Hey! Hector!"
Pak: "I said no ale! Where'd you get that?!"
Cassandra_Lionheart gets up, and wobbles to the twin, and falls flat on her face
Pak: "Is it that dwarf lady again? >.<"
Sakha: "eh?"
She asks her ears still ringing.
Hector: "Hey, I'm…nursin' it."
Pak: "An' where's Ahiru?"
Cassandra_Lionheart gets up dusts herself off, and hugs the real Hector "Whats yooouuur nammme sweetyyyy?"
Sakha takes the ale frm Hector and drinks it after seeing Pak's worried face
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 82 ( Total: 82 )
Hector pushes Cass off. "Y'said I'm Hector."
Sakha gets very dizzy and hot. "Tooooooo hooooooooot…" She starts to take off her Tunic
Sakha only notices that that was the ale Ahiru was swimming in, when Ahiru fails to enter Sakha's mouth on account of not quite fitting inside.
Pak acks~!
Hector: "o_O"
Pak: "Sakha~ wait~!"
Hector: "W've had…t'much."
Cassandra_Lionheart gets pushed off and blinks "ohh, shooryy, Hector…Where isss your cutte tiin?"
Pak probably trips over something, though.
Ahiru quacks, wandering drunkenly and tumbling onto the table.
[OOC] ORN: yeah, wait for him! ^_~
Hector: "I…din think…I had wun."
Cassandra Lionheart: "awwww. Buttt he loooks likkke you, but issssh moreee handddsoomer!"
Pak: ">.<"
Hector: "oooooooooookay"
Pak: "Nononono. Sakha, you shouldn't be becoming naked."
Ahiru successfully removes her tunic and lounges in her underwear. "But's hot."
Hector: "Is it…shirtless….o'klok?"
[OOC] ORN: indeed and I don't think sakha's got anything under it ;p
[OOC] Pak: Underpants.
Pak thinks.
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at Sahka and giggles "Youuuu goooot a gooo ideaaaa, Sahkkka!"
Pak: "What can we cool you down with?"
Pak: "Oh!"
Felicia: "Eh~? Whas'zat?"
She manages to grab another glass, and begins to guzzle it down.
[OOC] Ahiru: She has underwear… nothing else tho, and it's white
Pak: "Sakha, sakha…"
[OOC] WC GM: -Ahiru +Sakha?
[OOC] WC GM: On the removing tunic
[OOC] Ahiru: Oh yeah…
Felicia rolled 1d100 and got 47 ( Total: 47 )
[OOC] Ahiru: Is RP drunkenness making me drunk?
[OOC] Pak: n.n;
Hector pokes Sakha in both boobs at once with both of his fingers.
Pak: "You should cast an Ice spell to cool you down, okay?"
Pak: "Come on…"
Pak tries to get her to her feet.
Hector: "The'r…real. No'a'trap."
Sakha: "Ice… spell… Oh I know! I gotta new one!"
Pak: "…A, a new one?"
Sakha Blizzaras the whole room
[OOC] WC GM: MAG check
Pak: "…"
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 99 ( Total: 99 )
[OOC] Pak: …ooooooh dear.
[OOC] ORN: PFFT. that's perfect.
[OOC] ORN: 99 I mean
Cassandra Lionheart: "Heccctoorrrr! Yooou shoulllddd groppppe everygiiirllllll youooo meeeetttt, huh?"
The feast was winding down anyway. The sudden chill causes most of the dwarves to faint.
Hector: "Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut upppppppppppppppppppppppppp!"
[OOC] Pak: But the ones that are still alive have nice frosty mugs for their ale!
[OOC] Pak: Er, awake.
[OOC] Sakha: That just means it doesn't kill anyone right?
[OOC] WC GM: Yeah, no fatalities.
[OOC] Sakha: Lucky.. but it would have been interesting
Cassandra_Lionheart looks at him in the eyes, and passes out on his shoulder
Hector points at Sakha's nipples. "Pooooooointy!"
Pak: "Kyah!"
[OOC] ORN: … that wasn't sakha?
Pak: "H-hector, go grope Felicia instead. >.<"
Felicia shudders. "nowsh it cold!" She attempts to pull Pak over and use him has a pillow.
Pak acks and gets dragged over, pulling Sakha with.
Sakha: "Mmm?
Pak is the least drunk one. x.x
Cassandra_Lionheart falls to the ground instead
Sakha pulls Pak herself. "My brother"
Pak squeak!
Sakha hugs him to er chest.
Felicia wraps her arm around his shoulder, resting her chin on his head. "My mifra pillow!"
Pak: "S-siiis… x.x"
Sakha: "Brotha!"
Pak squirms between the two, blushing hard.
Felicia: "Pillow!"
Sakha: "Mine!"
[OOC] ORN: … oooooh
Hector: "…"
Aaahh, why arrre sisterrr's boobs so soft? x.x:
[OOC] Sakha: C'mon Felicia, push it *grin*Give Sakha reason to do damage
[OOC] ORN: not my cup o'tea but I gotta agree for once ;p
Cassandra_Lionheart rolls over, and stumbles up "I guesh Hectorrr, you and III are not friendlyyy…ten?"
Hector quirks an eyebrow up. "I wana be whre…Pak is."
Ahiru wanders around quacking and waddling shakily
Cassandra_Lionheart grabs Hector, and pulls him over to Pak "here wesh go!"
Felicia tilts her head at the mithran squeals. "Ehh! Minesh are jusht as good!" she wriggles, causing her breastplate to fall down, squeezing against the back of pak's head.
Pak ACKS~!
[OOC] Ahiru: Does Felicia know mithran?
Hector gets squished.
[OOC] Felicia: Yup.
Cassandra_Lionheart reste her head on Hector's shoulder and says "Looks likeeeePakkk's got all tha lucccck!"
[OOC] WC GM: Felicia's spent a lot of time in Seaburg, right?
Hector: "Feel liiiiiike…a sandwich…"
[OOC] Felicia: Also Yup.
[OOC] WC GM: Searburg, and the fleets.
F-felicia knows Basha Mithrrra?:
Pak: //<Mmph, they'rrrre both rrreally soft x.x
[OOC] Pak: *<>
Ahiru: (oops))
I grabbed 'im first!:
Cassandra_Lionheart hugs Hector and says //"Miinnne areee big thought." *giggles*
Hector pushes himself backwards.
I have rightsh over you!:
Hector pushes Cass off of him. "Go awaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
[OOC] ORN: and then the two mithra kiss and share?
[OOC] WC GM: BTW, could we do alt-language-speak as "<…>" instead of just <…>? For sake of the convertor.
[OOC] Pak: Okay.
[OOC] Felicia: Righto
Siss~! S-stop~ T-they'rrrre too squishyy~: "
Cassandra_Lionheart falls to the ground, and sits there just staring. "Soooo, you'dddd rather….finnne!" *tries to get up and goes away from the area*
ORN yells something about talking bees from the depths of the tunnels
He'sh my pillow firsht~!: " She pulls against Sakha.
Whatsh wrong with squishy?: "
C-cause…!: "
Sakha pulls back.
Pak loses it. x.x SQUEEZES Sakha and Felicia both with his hands~!
Hector blinks.
Who squishier?: "
…Uh… not surrre.: "
Pak tests to try and figure it out.
Waaa~?: "
Sakha blushes some more in her mostly drunken stupor.
Cassandra_Lionheart sits away from them and sobs "Ittttssss, my fammilllly allll overrr agaiinnn! I need suuum cooffee."
…Um… Sis is bigger, but Felicia's are kinda bouncier.: "
Hector scratches the back of his head. "Dn't this…jus' beat all?"
No squishy? He likesh me better since he prefer lesh squishy!: "
Sakha hugs Pak close.
Pak mmph!
Nu uhsh! Bouncy ish better!: "
[OOC] Sakha: NAAGA!
Pak is stuck in the middle of a boobfight, apparently.
Felicia presses against pak, rubbing her cheek against his head.
[OOC] Hector: Sakha and Felicia should do symmetrical docking and turn into Tenryujin.
Pak myuun x.x
Hector pokes Pak. "Can ya breathe?"
Ahiru quacks, waddles up to the boob-fight, changes to human… than Viera and joins in. "BOOBIES!"
Ahiru squishes her boobs against the others.
Cassandra_Lionheart gets a cup of coffee finally, and sips it watching them all, and shakes her head
Pak burbles…
Ahiru hugs them all.
Pak: "Ahiru… x.x"
Pak: "…"
The coffee seems very weak…in fact, it seems like watered-down ale.
Pak: "A-aah!"
Pak: "W-wait, Ahiru looks like that girl who died!"
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Thanks WC…VIT again?
[OOC] Pak: …Wait.
[OOC] WC GM: Nah. You simply don't have coffee.
[OOC] Pak: What was that about giant bees a while back?
[OOC] Cassandra Lionheart: Ah.
[OOC] Hector: THE PAIN!
[OOC] WC GM: There's a reason for that - but not one you'll be able to uncover this session.
[OOC] Pak: K.
[OOC] Hector: We're too drunk to understand.
[OOC] WC GM: And yes, ORN is getting drunk off the magma he's imbibing.
[OOC] ORN: and it was 'talking', not 'giant'
Pak stiffens up all over in more than one way.
[OOC] WC GM: To wit, the impurities therein.
Pak: "x.x Aaah, t-this is bad…"
Cassandra_Lionheart sits and watches them all tackle boobing poor Pak, and then glares at Hector, and just puts her head down
[OOC] Hector: This feast is making me hungry.
[OOC] Hector: Seriously I hate you guys.
[OOC] WC GM: The chapter of dwarves, and you didn't expect there'd be a drunken feast?
[OOC] Pak: …good point. n.n;
[OOC] Hector: It's less that and more than I haven't eaten since last night.
[OOC] ORN: heheh ^^;
Pak wriggles around a lot.
[OOC] Ahiru: Ask Hrctor for help hell replace you
[OOC] ORN: good, good, they WANT you to wriggle a lot ^_~
Pak: "C-can you please not hug me so tight…? x.x"
Pak: "I-it's causing a boy problem x.x"
Felicia: "Eh~?"
The bindings on her left arm are starting to come loose. She pulls it loose and slips it around Pak. "Whatchu talkin about?"
Pak: ">.< Boy problem~!"
Pak isn't sure who it's poking ;-;
[OOC] ORN: sounded like it would be sakha since she's the one you've got breathing issues with
[OOC] Felicia: Indeed
[OOC] Pak: Yeah, but he's fairly confused at the moment. Also still kinda drunk.
[OOC] Pak: I'm just glad that Dwarf Lady passed out!
[OOC] Pak: n.n;
Ahiru reaches paks groin as she has an idea… "Ah that!" She grins and rubs
Pak: "A-aah~! Nooo~!"
Hector quirks an eyebrow up. He wishes Sakha would do that to him.
Pak: "D-don't play with that~!"
[OOC] WC GM: And with that, we should probably fade to black. >_>
Sakha blinks and glares at Ahiru in cold rage. "MINE!" She blizzara's ahiru
[OOC] Pak: …She's saying Mine over THAT?
[OOC] Hector: The grabbing hands grab all they can, all for themselves after all.
[OOC] ORN: yes. yes she is.
[OOC] Pak: …this is gonna be an awkward side scene.
[OOC] WC GM: Ale XP: 4000 XP each. 2000 Gil each, found in your pockets upon awakening…
[OOC] ORN: someone's getting used tonight ;p
[OOC] Pak: That I can't do at the moment, but n.n;
[OOC] Sakha: SHe's drunk and incoherent.
[OOC] Pak: Yeah… x.x
Sakha rolled 1d100 and got 45 ( Total: 45 )
Felicia: "Whash the big deal?"
She palms around where Ahiru was touching.//
Sakha rolled 3d8+216,125% and got 6, 8, 7 for a total of 296.25**
[OOC] Pak: …No killing Ahiru plz.
[OOC] ORN: I think you'd have to add the "utterly fucking wasted" penalty to your hit chance though ;p
[OOC] Hector: She got all the HP back in the morning.

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